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Is there any way to make children cry at night?

Coincidentally, I went to the vegetable market to buy food yesterday, and I also saw a message posted on a telephone pole: I panicked, and there was a crying lang at home. The passing gentleman looked at it and slept until dawn.

This kind of situation is rare now. When I was a child, I often saw such a note. Usually in the dead of night, adults take a piece of paper written on red paper and stick it on a tree or a telephone pole. I also saw that authentic Taoism posted yellow notes, but I don't know if it has any effect.

I read a story that China's most famous crying lang was Emperor Puyi, who cried every night, but no matter how he was coaxed. Later, it was also posted: there was a crying lang in my house, and passers-by slept through the night. But it's no use. Later, grandma put him in a fruit bowl, and Puyi stopped crying.

It turned out that the summer heat was unbearable, and Puyi was so hot that he wanted to cry. When she put it in a cool fruit bowl, she naturally stopped crying.

Nocturnal babies have a clear name in Chinese medicine, which is "night crying". Night crying is a common sleep disorder in infancy, which is more common in newborns and infants within 6 months.

1. Not safe

Before the baby was born, he lived in a warm uterus, wrapped in amniotic fluid and comfortable. When he is hungry, the umbilical cord will automatically deliver nutrition, and his body will not feel uncomfortable. When he came to the outside world, everything changed greatly. When he is hungry, he needs to cry, and his mother knows that he needs to cry when he is uncomfortable ... so the baby feels insecure. It is suggested that the new mother hug or touch the baby more, or wrap the baby tightly with a small quilt, or sleep next to the mother to let the baby feel it.

2. Hernia

Pain caused by severe contraction or flatulence of smooth muscle of infant intestinal wall is the most common acute abdominal pain in children, which often occurs at night and mostly occurs in infants within 3 months.

Parents with colic can hold the baby upright, let the baby's head rest on the parents' shoulders, pat the baby's back with their hands, and expel excess gas from the stomach;

You can also massage your baby's abdomen to relieve spasm;

Or use a hot water bottle to place the baby's abdomen;

If the baby is breathing fresh, seek medical attention in time.

3. Other physical discomfort

If the baby is crying because of mosquito bites, diaper rash, eczema, constipation, diarrhea, thrush and other reasons, parents need to carefully observe and seek medical advice in time.

Many old people like to chant when babies cry: "Huangdi, Huangdi, there is a crying lang at home." Passers-by gentlemen read it and sleep until dawn. " Especially in rural areas, when many babies frequently make noise or cry for no reason at night, some parents will stick such a piece of paper on the post at the door of the community, saying that it can play a role in collecting souls. Actually, this is unscientific. In fact, children cry for the following reasons.

First, cry for a hundred days: crying for a hundred days is also called crying at dusk, and medically it is called colic. Generally speaking, babies cry at a fixed time every day for three months, and families who don't eat milk can't coax them until they fart or stink.

For this kind of baby crying, Ma Bao can achieve the venting effect by touching, venting exercises and massaging the stomach. Especially after crying, don't breastfeed to avoid flatulence caused by inhaling a lot of air, and be sure to remember to burp every time after breastfeeding! !

Second, scare: the baby has a high fever, crying, easy to wake up, dark green stool, and the baby is more likely to be scared.

In this case, baby Ma Bao will play with the baby, appease the baby, sleep with the baby, give the baby enough sense of security, and let the baby sleep well!

We also have this saying here: Emperor: The emperor wrote it on a piece of red paper. Yellow emperor. I cried all night in my house. Pedestrians read it a hundred times and sleep until dawn before sticking it on the roadside pole. Sometimes I look at it several times on purpose. Actually, I think we should go to the hospital for pediatrics.

This classic is called Xiangxi Sleeping, which means that when a child is born, the soul of a person aged 1 to 10 is not fully developed, and he is frightened and floats away from his body. This is a scientific metropolis of traditional Chinese medicine. In Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces, craftsmen of all walks of life use the method of needling children's fingernails. For example, after burning the ear with lamp grass, because there is purple scripture behind the ear. Obviously, if you use the lamp grass to order tung oil and then purple sutra, it will make a sound. There are many methods in Xiangxi. However, it should be noted that there is a great need for professional Taoist soil governors in western Hunan. They are very clever. In particular, some are difficult to raise, and the hospital can't find anything after running for three days. You can try it.

Thank you. It's just a folk saying Don't believe it. But this is not a powerful letter. Let me give you an example; It is superstitious for children to be scared, but it works immediately. Speaking of superstition, there is a child in my neighbor's house. As long as he wakes up, he will walk on the road with his arms around him. As long as you don't go, you will cry. As long as there is, don't cry. It really hurts adults. Until we can walk.

Here is a joke, that is, children cry at night. His family wrote a piece of paper and posted it everywhere. A foreigner looked at it again and again. Huangdi, Huangdi, cried and read it at home alone at night. It's better to die at dawn The family listened. They got angry and left. So far, no one has written this language.

Huangdi, Huangdi, there is a crying lang in my family. It should be said that the gentleman who walks reads it three times and sleeps until dawn. People in rural areas generally say that it is a soul call!

Huangdi, Huangdi, every family has a crying yelang. As long as they have milk to feed them when they cry, they must sleep until dawn. Some people write this on red paper and stick it on the wall: the sky is yellow and the ground is green, the child cries at night, and you watch it sleep until sunrise.

It is likely that some newborns or babies lack calcium in their mothers or after birth, which leads to crying at night. This phenomenon is much less now.

"Emperor, emperor, my family has a crying lang. Passers-by read it and sleep until dawn. " Especially in rural areas, many babies make frequent noises at night.