Xiaoming's joke made everyone happy, but then I saw how to write it.

1, chatting with my boyfriend until it rises, splashing saliva on my face, and then instinctively wiping it off with my hands. I was a little embarrassed, but I deliberately shifted my focus and pretended to be angry: "What? Dislike me? " He smiled a gentleman and said, "No, just spread it evenly!" "

2. The so-called review, explained by economics, is the standard prisoner's dilemma. If we reach an agreement and don't censor, everyone will: but out of the dominant strategy, everyone chooses to censor, and as a result, everyone's overall interests will be damaged. What's more, under this Nash equilibrium, everyone has no motivation to change the existing state, so everyone is reviewing painfully. ...

3. In high school, during a math exam, everyone was writing, and I suddenly wanted to fart, but because it was too quiet around, I wanted to cover my fart with a cough. Who would have thought that after coughing, a fart came late and the whole class burst into laughter. The math teacher smiled and raised his glasses and said two words: "Time difference."

The mobile phone didn't ring for a month, so it was repaired today. As a result, the maintenance master said that the mobile phone was not broken, but no one called in for more than a month. I knelt down to the master and begged him to stop. ...

5. Remembering that someone said that they would make a sequel to flying swords of dragon gate, called flying swords of dragon gate, I prayed to myself not to make the third episode. ...