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What's Wing's secret?

I have worked hard to find 190 secrets, so adopt me! ?

1. Wen and Windsor are childhood friends.

Wing's parents are Christians.

Arthur is Wing's godfather.

When Wing was a child, he liked to take Ulrica Yin Ling, Windsor and Arthur shopping.

5. However, Grandma Tang Xue, a powerful woman, found it every time and severely punished smack. . . % & gt_ & lt%

6.Wing's grades are actually very good

7. He just killed several teachers.

8. St. Stephen's College agreed to admit him because they didn't expect Wing to be a prodigy in the history of poison tongue.

9. The only time Windsor hit a wall was when Xiao Yi pushed it.

10.Wing keeps riding Loki because he seems to get carsick.

1 1. Loki's ass hurts, because he often sits on it, so he puts a cushion.

12. That cushion is in Wing's safe now.

13. By the way, Wing's safe is not cleaner than his bedroom.

14. If Aron doesn't hurt anyone for a day, he must be very ill.

15.Wing always called Arthur's brother until he was twelve, and he will call Arthur's little brother after he was twelve.

16. Arthur and Aron forgot to make friends.

17.Wing once put laxatives in his tea to try to fix Windsor, but it turned out to be Arthur's quilt. . . .

18. One of Wing's favorite things is sleeping with Arthur.

19.Wing thinks Arthur has been suffering for thousands of years.

20. Arthur acquiesced . . .

2 1. Grandma Tang Xue's grandmother has agreed to Wen's marriage to Arthur. . . .

22.Wing once bought Arthur a Turtle Island costume. . . .

23. By the way, Wing's smelly socks are under his bed. . . . . .

By the way, Wing washes clothes once a month. . . . . ⊙ ⊙ B. Khan

25. actually, Wing doesn't hate Duoduo Mo%>_<%

26. Oh, by the way, Wing can't find his cloak now. . . . . Poof ——————

27.Wing's typing speed is very fast, and he can type 1000 English and Chinese in one minute.

Wing has studied Japanese, French, English, German, Russian, Hebrew and Kampuchea. . . . . . . Oh, and Chinese food.

29.Wing will never tell you that he thinks Arthur must be cute as a girl.

30. Because of the above ideas, Wing cut out the "Turtle Island Dress" that he had given to Arthur before and put it on Arthur's photo. . . . . .

3 1.Wing's previous ideal was to be a principal, and he nodded because he hated broadcast gymnastics.

32.Wing has been admitted to the Poisonous Tongue Department of St. Stephen University in advance. Is there such a department? . .

33. I won't tell you that Arong is a poor swimmer. No wonder he cuts so accurately that it is difficult for others to hold their breath.

34.Wing feels that the most painful thing is primary school life, because he has to study Chinese hard and attack English at the same time.

35. When 35.Wing was young, he didn't know that homosexuals couldn't have children, so he kept forcing Arthur to eat spicy food and said that he wanted a daughter. . . . . . . . . . . Poof —————————

36.Wing's computer desktop was taken by Arthur's grandmother when he was eight years old, and it was in color.

37. In fact, Wing often jokes that Xiyan doesn't look at clothes like a girl.

38. When Wing saw Arthur as a child, he always gave him a bear hug, then knocked Arthur to the ground and shouted happily that Wing had won.

39.Wing once had a dream that Arthur wanted something, and he was scared to death.

40. In fact, Wing often secretly cut off one of Arthur's hairs when he was a child, because he wanted to pinch me%>_<%.

4 1. Arthur was angry with Xiaoyi for a month because Wing laughed at him for dressing up as a man, and finally made up because Xiaoyi promised not to use the poison tongue skills for him for a month.

42.Wing really doesn't use the poison tongue skill, but he often twists Arthur. You are so sad.

43. The longest time that 43.Wing was angry with Arthur was half a day, because Arthur didn't report to him about the Dodo expedition.

44.Wing believes that ghost fans will never float to empty cities ... is it because they can't climb up? ....

45. People who say that Tang Xiaoyi hasn't changed clothes in Volume IV should be careful. He is sharpening his knife ... o (> ﹏<; ) o no

46. Actually, Aron and Arthur are related by blood ... I hope the government doesn't know. ....

47.Wing didn't directly say that he died because he didn't want his fans to be too angry ... but it took too long to make a comeback! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Shit, Leo, I poked you

48. In fact, Wing has been observing Wing Nani. ........

49. What 49.Wing fears most is not that Arthur is angry ... so patient ~

50. Wing is tone-deaf, exactly!

5 1.Wing likes to eat fish-yes, it's because he likes to eat fish after watching Magic Fight. If Mr Kuroha had met Wen, he wouldn't have died. .

52. In Forever, the mother is American and Baba is from China-in fact, this is also a wild guess.

53. Grandma Tang Xue told him that girls like flowers.

54. Then I gave Arthur a handful of roses on his birthday. . . 55.Wing once confessed that Arthur was the most tolerant person he had ever met-so he didn't kill Arthur.

56. Hehehe. . . . The book "The Worst Torture in the World" is in Wing ~

57.Wing is particularly good at math, mental arithmetic, verbal arithmetic and mental arithmetic, but-English is better!

58.Wing has a poor memory, so he is forgetful.

59. Wing is most afraid of Arthur, and even more afraid of Arthur's "gentle nagging"

Although Arthur looks gentle, if he meets Wing, he is a typical chatterbox. . In Wing's words, all the ducks in the world are not as terrible as him.

Wing man is also called grandma Arthur.

62. The only time 62.Wing had diarrhea was because he cried beside Windsor. Then she got drunk, drunk. Uh, Xiaoyi is drunk.

63. He actually had diarrhea because he drank too much and ate ice cream.

64. He has read the above words and is ready. . . . . Uh, uh, uh, I'm screwed.

65. When Wing and Windsor were at odds, Saixixi was sent to bomb Mayi, but when Mayi passed Wing, Wing himself was bombed.

66.Wing wore only one dress, but it soon stinks, and he couldn't buy a new one, so he had to make it himself.

67.Wing relies heavily on needlework. He had his ears pierced six times and had to do so. . . . .

68. When 68.Wing and Arthur took turns to monitor the DODO expedition, they argued about who was on the night shift. As a result, they missed an important message in the argument.

69. So they made up and took turns working the night shift. . . . . .

70. Arthur stipulates that whoever works the night shift will invite you to dinner. . . Later, Wing worked the night shift and insisted on 500,000 yuan per meal. . . . .

7 1, Wing doesn't hate a lot ... What about Tingting?

72. In fact, Tang Xiao did not change four volumes of clothes, but all the cabinets were the same clothes. ...

73. Regarding Loki's appetite, Xiaoyi said that he was going bankrupt ... and Arthur?

74.Wing hates those of us who tell his secrets. ...

75 so LZ runs ~

76. Arthur said that he thought Yi was cute. . .

77. Then Wing took this sentence as his ringtone!

78.Wing will try to be cute in order to get Arthur's praise! It's shameful to be cute, kid 2 13 Youth is full of joy. . Make two! I'm dead, don't look at me!

79.Wing won't tell you that he used to wear girls' paper clothes ~ you will know who it is and where it came from.

80. Xiaoyi said that this building was issued by a 2 13 guy. . . .

8 1, Wing actually loves to cry and often hides under the covers and cries all night. ...

Then Loki told him not to wet the bed. ...

83.Wing has always been a neat freak. Xi Yan made her room super messy in order to cure the disease. ...

84.Wing has a crush on Duoduo Mo, because it is to kiss and scold, to love everyone or not to swear in the bar. ...

85. Wings are going to make poison tongues. ...

86.Wing was very cute when he was a child, much like the "cute wing" of this bar.

87.Wing has selectively cursed since he heard that "beating is kissing and scolding is love", but he didn't scold Arthur because Arthur told him that "beating is kissing and scolding is love". ...

88. Rong really wants to delete all the posts on Tang Bar, because they all mentioned Rong's love.

89. Because of "many aspects in the Tang Dynasty", Yi thinks that many aspects can't be compared with him.

90.Wing made his qq signature "Arthur secretly loves me", so Arthur made his qq signature "Everything Wing said is a lie, please don't believe it! ! ! "

9 1. Do you want to know why Wing is still in the dormitory of junior high school?

92. Can you move in so many things?

93. The headmaster once spoke about Wing's room: there is only one in the world.

94.Wing changed a song to: Arthur is a proud girl, which I never mentioned ~ Suddenly one day I took her to the market on a whim ~ She curiously asked me what I had here ~ I said that I loved you with a poisonous tongue attack ~

95. Because Wing has no sound, he has never sung a song. . . .

96.Wing once took Duoduo Mo for an IQ test. . . Who knows what he wants!

97.Wing said Arthur was a representative of pride. . . . . .

98.Wing said that braised pork is a representative of idiots. . . . .

99.Wing said he was glad to have so many friends around him.

100.Wing said he hoped his hundredth secret would remain a secret forever.

10 1. Arthur once told Wing that he would be happy if he found a four-leaf clover.

102. As a result, Wing searched all night. . . . . .

103 Since knowing that Arthur is a mermaid, wing has been pestering Arthur to see his fishtail sweat.

104. Arthur fell to the ground after seeing the song change of Wing. . . . . .

105.Wing loved sweets when he was a child. Later Arthur threatened him that bugs would make holes in his teeth. As a result, Wing began to be afraid of all kinds of sweets. . .

106.Wing once swallowed a whole box of alcoholic chocolate dolls by mistake.

107.Wing said he had more than 100 secrets.

108.Wing once added n more Chili powder to Arthur's teacup, and Arthur coughed all day that day. . .

109. The Duke of Windsor later stopped sponsoring Wing because Wing didn't bring him special products.

1 10.Wing used to be a coquette when she wanted anything, but now she wants blackmail. . . . . .

1 1 1. Arong liked Xi Yan before his death.

1 12. He once confessed to Xiyan.

1 13, and the result was rejected by Xiyan.

1 14, Wing was very sad later.

1 15 Then Arthur came to comfort him, and he found that he liked Arthur.

1 16, Wing is very happy every time he sees the "Tanya Party" in the bar.

1 17, because he found that everyone supported him. Do you want to confess?

Wing actually wanted to confess to Arthur for a long time.

1 19 but he was embarrassed.

120, Wing cried when he saw that Arthur almost died trying to save Duo Duo in 20 books.

12 1. When Arthur is bullied by Wing, he will look for more jealousy. swell

122.Wing will kill Duoduo later.

123. The dodo expedition was very unhappy to see the guide and sponsors in Xiuen 'ai.

124. So they declared Xiuen Ai immoral.

125. But tour guides and sponsors ignore their numbers.

126. When Wing was a child, he tried to be a hero while playing games to save Arthur. As a result, he fell down, or Arthur helped him apply red potion. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

127. Actually, Arthur is cute in women's clothes, and so is Wing, but Wing is shy. .

128. Arthur is not shy because Wing often lets him wear it. . .

129.Wing asked Van Gogh for a space suit for Arthur. .

130. In fact, they are an invincible match! (Yes, yes, yes, yes, Tang Ya Party! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! )

13 1.Wing just praised me as a good baby.

132. Because I am a Tanya Party ~

133. Windsor and Arthur are both super rich, so they will be very poor when they are young. . .

134. Every time Wing loses to Arthur, I can talk nonsense because of Arthur's watery eyes? !

135.Wing often calls 136. Wing often cares about this problem: commit suicide and go to see Xi Yan and others. Stay with Arthur. ←←

137. Wing told Arthur about this problem.

138. Arthur asked Wen to stay with him. Pure love. . .

Wing asked why.

140, Arthur said that if Wing left, he would never see the living guide again.

14 1. I won't tell you that Wing actually confessed to Arthur after drinking. Arthur is sleeping, but he doesn't hear. Xiaoyi was angry and planned to continue drinking, but found that there was no wine at home. He should eat ice cream ~ he can't remember anything when he wakes up.

142. The first woman's dress that Wing wore was Blackstone's cos skirt.

143. Arthur took a photo and sent it to Weibo. As a result, never ignore him. Later, Arthur spoiled him to dispel his anger. In fact, Xiaoyi was angry that Arthur didn't set the photo as a computer desktop.

144. Because there are many Tangya parties in this post, Wing decided to beg Uncle Lei not to kill us.

145. I just arrived at Uncle Lei's house and found Uncle Lei drinking, so I had a relapse and went to see Uncle Lei for a drink. At night, I died and confessed to Arthur, who was at a loss.

146.Wing got drunk and kissed Arthur, saying it was a promise, but he didn't remember anything when he woke up.

147. Arthur told xiaoyi about it the next day. Yi suddenly remembered, but still said no and asked Arthur if he liked him.

Wing is going shopping now.

149. Buy a coffin.

150. He said he would kill me ... Help me! ! ! ! ! ! Ah! ! ! (vomiting blood)

15 1. The dodo expedition was speechless about Tanya's love affair.

Here's what others think:

152, Passerby A: Ma Ma, my world view ...

153, Passerby B: Our beautiful, gentle, virtuous, generous and amiable Arthur (omitting one hundred words here) actually likes Wing? ! I'm not alive! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

154, Duoduo Mo: It turns out that Ah Rong is not only a demon, but also a pervert! Poor Arthur.

155, Cousin: Sister, I will never see Charles IX again!

156.Wing once saw the color of Arthur's underwear, and thought that his innocence was gone, so he got engaged to Arthur. Oh, my God, Aron and Arthur are in the back. I'll go first, comrades, and continue to make up. . .

157.Wing once straightened Arthur's hair, but she thought it was too girly and curled it up again.

158.Wing's sexual concept is sometimes disordered.

159.Wing won't tell you. Once he went out in a skirt and told Arthur how handsome I was.

160. Arthur also went out through women's clothes, but it was so cute that he was soaked by Tang Dang ~

16 1.Wing did something special. . .

162。 Arthur went to buy Tang's extracurricular book and brought it back to see that it was a phonetic version.

163。 Then Wing was angry all day.

164。 Hey, Xiaoyi, didn't you just report the wrong word? Be good and be angry.

165: After seeing Rose, Xiaoyi forced Arthur to wear a dress with suspenders and forced Arthur to hide in his room for a week.

As a result, Xiaoyi asked Arthur to drink five glasses of milk every morning, and Arthur had to pour the milk out of the window behind his back. Good for Arthur.

166: As a result, Xiao Yi, who just went out, won the first prize O.O.

167: Charlie said that people who want insomnia will live next door to Tanya.

168: Rong's Tibetan silver knife is a bargain in his antique shop.

169: Wing read the 20th book, and Arthur decided to feed the whole book to the fish, so as to get more injuries. . . . . .

170: Arthur likes dogs, and Loki looks like him, which makes Xiao Yi jealous.

17 1: The stupidest thing that Wing did was that he once held a pillow, thought it was Arthur, held it for one night, and got up the next day to cut it with scissors.

172. once Arthur made xiaoyi's room dirty, Wing forced him to put on the maid's clothes to clean it.

173. After Wing and Duoduo Mo crossed (note that Duoduo Mo was a daughter in a previous life), they actually got together and said they liked each other, which made Arthur often jealous. (Duoduo Mo: "If you don't say a word, you will die." Author: "Also, Duoduo Mo's daughter is very beautiful, hahaha." Arthur: "Really? Yi, is it true? " Wing is looking at the author with disdain: "Yes, it's true." )

174.Wing thinks that people who gossip about him are embarrassed can't live.

175.Wing regretted not taking a photo of Arthur wearing women's clothes on the ghost train with his mobile phone.

176.Wing thinks that after Leo's finale, many people can go to the wisdom spring (I will also go).

177.Wing doesn't like to clean everything up because things are hard to find (9494~).

178.Wing thinks we shouldn't go too far (well, like getting married or something).

179. Yong has made great changes to Duoduo Mo's mother.

180. In fact, Wing is going to Blue Star to find an unusually powerful monster and let it kill all those who reveal his 179 secrets.

18 1. He really doesn't like cleanliness (note: the truth! )

182. He is waiting for the adventure team in Floating City (not necessarily).

183. In fact, Wing said in the finale that he would marry Arthur.

184. Although the Wing family is a big family.

185. But Arthur always told Wing in front of Grandma Tang Xue that he was always flirting with Arthur, so poor Wing was called "Moonlight Family" by Grandma Tang Xue K.

186. So Wing has been struggling whether to marry Arthur or not. . .

187. I really decided to marry Arthur after the finale!

188. Because Arthur promised to pay all the expenses needed for the wedding! ~~

189, I won't tell you that Wing wears black cloth shoes, because those shoes are dirty and don't need to be brushed.

190. Do you know why Wing rides Loki? Because when he was a child, he rode his bike and fell into a dung ditch. . . Ride a tricycle to the cemetery. . . Ride an electric car and turn into a ravine. . . therefore ...