Humorous jokes between husband and wife

1. A very manly man married a beautiful wife. After the wedding, the man said to the bride, "We have three rules: I can go home whenever I want, so don't argue with me.". Unless otherwise notified, every meal should be rich. I can go hunting, fishing, eating and playing cards with my old friends at any time. You don't have to limit the time. That's all, what do you think? " "Very well," replied the bride. "I just add that whether you are here or not, I have sex at 9 o'clock every night." 2. There is a professor who teaches efficiency class. Whenever he finishes the course, he should advise his students not to apply the theory he learned at home.

Some students are curious and can't help asking this question. The professor hesitated again and again, but still told the reason: "My wife used to spend 22 minutes cooking breakfast every morning, and I told her it was inefficient ... now I spend 6 minutes cooking breakfast every morning." 3. The female classmate asked the male classmate to give her a ride. When they arrived at the parking place, the female classmate found that the bicycle that the male classmate was riding was broken and rotten, and could not help but say, "Please lock the broken car!" "Male students stare at lesbian theory:" Then why do you want to make up? " . 4. This foreign-funded enterprise engaged in catering said: "My wife is like clear water noodle soup, but it is mild and tasteless; Mistresses are like KFC. Eating them for a long time will make people feel bored. Xiaomi is just instant-boiled mutton, which tastes like mutton; Miss is like mala Tang, you can sell anything. "