English jokes about Teachers' Day

Teachers' Day is a sacred festival dedicated to teachers, and different countries celebrate it in different ways. The first teachers' day was established in Portugal in 1899, and it has a history of 1 15 years. I carefully collected English jokes about Teachers' Day for everyone to enjoy and learn!

Teacher: How do you know that eagles have good eyesight?

Teacher: Why do eagles have good eyesight?

Student: Because I've never seen an eagle wear glasses.

Student: Because I've never seen an eagle wear glasses.

Teacher: Where does God live?

Teacher: Where does God live?

Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Student: I think he should live in my bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Student: Well, every morning my father knocks on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

Student: Because every morning my dad knocks on bathroom door and shouts? God, why are you still in there?

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in one day?

Teacher: Why can you make so many mistakes in one day!

Student: I get up early!

Student: Who told me to get up early?

Teacher: What are some products in the West Indies?

Teacher: What products are there in the West Indies?

Student: I don't know.

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where did you get the sugar?

Teacher: I don't know. Where does the sugar you eat every day come from?

Student: We borrowed it from our neighbors.

Student: My neighbor borrowed it.

Teacher: This is the fifth time I have punished you this week. What are you going to say?

Teacher: This is the fifth time I have punished you this week. What are you going to say?

Student: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, sir!

Student: Fortunately, there is no class on Saturday and Sunday, teacher!

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