What are some jokes about postgraduate entrance examination politics?

When I took the postgraduate entrance examination last year, I saw other people’s jokes about politics.

At that time, there were many classes from famous teachers, and I didn’t know which one to choose. They all said that they were very good. They had won the test questions for many years in a row. Senior brother and the others all learned from Teacher Xiao Xiurong.

But because he didn’t win the bet in 2016, rumors spread.

For example: Professor Xiao has left China a long time ago and went overseas to enjoy happiness. How can such a person succeed? Teacher Xiao’s books were all written by his graduate student team, so the topic was not accurate...

So he decisively chose another famous teacher. From the beginning, he boasted that he had hit the mark. How many questions were asked in 2016, and they belittled Teacher Xiao, saying that he was old-school. Now the question makers have new tricks, and Teacher Xiao will not skirt around hot topics.

During the lectures, he often told us with confidence that he would definitely be able to take this question and how many points he would get if he memorized it. No one could be more accurate than him...

At that time, I also kept an eye on it. I wanted to see if the questions asked by other teachers were different from this teacher, so I borrowed it to have a look. It doesn't matter at this glance, the direction of betting is completely different! Only the theme of the Red Army's Long March is the same, but the way of asking questions is also different.

I was immediately confused. For the sake of insurance, I read all eight sets of Teacher Xiao’s papers.

When I went to the examination room and saw the test paper, I took a deep breath. Teacher Xiao directly bet on the two big questions, almost exactly the same as the original question. I was really glad that I saw Xiao. Teacher information.

It is normal for teachers to compare with each other, because students will look for the best ones, but while flaunting yourself, don’t belittle others. Such slaps in the face are so embarrassing.

What this teacher said before was so bragging that it became a joke, but Teacher Xiao once again returned to the pinnacle of answering questions accurately.