I want to ask some cold jokes about fighting landlords.

1. Two people are fighting landlords online. I'm going out for five minutes. B: the result will be known soon! Don't back down! The flood has flooded the first floor. I have to go to the third floor to find a plane seat. B: Yes. . After work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also plays. He loses every time, but he still insists on taking part every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser is lost every day. Why are you still playing so hard? " ? The chairman said, "Are you out of your mind to ask such a question? 3. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.

Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!

Then the man roasted the squid. ..