Funny joke: healthy and civilized.

One day, the alien leader wanted to attack the earth. He first sent a small soldier to the earth to inquire about the situation. When aliens came to the earth, they happened to meet an old farmer working in a vegetable garden. The alien extended three fingers to the old farmer, the old farmer extended five, the alien extended his thumb and forefinger, and the old farmer extended his thumb. When the old farmer came home, he said to his wife, "Today, I met a clever alien. He asked me for three cucumbers, and I said I would give him five. She said there were eight in all. I praised him for his cleverness. " The aliens returned to their planet in a panic and said to its leader, "Great, today I met a powerful earthman. I said I killed three people today. He said he killed five people. I said I shot him with a gun. He said he killed him with his thumb! ! ~"

My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother? A: Yes. Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. Dad said excitedly after listening: children are sensible since childhood.

The science teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered. The teacher asked again: Does nobody know? At this time, a classmate stood up and said, that's because you are calm and naturally cool.