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Think about the long-term effects and sequelae of staying in Africa for a few years. First, the skin turns black, and the whitening product will not turn white after several weeks of use. I sent a circle of friends on a whim yesterday. My friend's first reaction was, how did I get this tan? I smiled. In Africa, I just put on some sunscreen, and I don't even think of taking an umbrella, because Lao Hei never takes an umbrella. Even if it rains, he walks in the street wrapped in garbage bags and walks leisurely, instead of walking in a hurry like us. What impressed me the most was the New Year's Day on 20 17. We drove from Endora to Kitway to eat Chongqing hot pot to celebrate New Year's Day. We passed some towns and saw many old black people walking slowly. Some of them shouted with great excitement, thinking that the torrential rain was a continuation of God. They never thought they would get gonorrhea, or they were born with hedonism and enjoyed the consequences that made them never think about getting sick. It was not until I returned to China that I found myself a stranger who didn't open an umbrella, and I slowly began to hold back. Today, when I was brushing my circle of friends, I saw the owner of Hunan Hunan Hunan flavor restaurant send a photo of a one-year-old little black walking without shoes, lamenting the happiness of China's children. In fact, there is a big gap between the rich and the poor in Africa. Children from poor families have been begging for food with their mothers at the traffic lights on the street since childhood. Because they are not allowed to have abortions in Africa, they have to have children, regardless of experience. During that time in Africa, I used to put all the food, bread and drinks we couldn't finish in the car. I would roll down the window for them at every traffic light, and they slowly remembered my license plate number. As soon as they saw me, they flocked to me. My sister laughed at me and said that you raised a bunch of little blacks, and you were their boss. Some time ago, I heard that contraceptives from China entered the LSK market, and the government demanded a strict investigation. After all, it will subvert their rules and regulations, and even their beliefs. After all, they went to church to be baptized and cultivated since childhood. There are some things to consider. Belief is also a good choice. I regret that I have never really been to African churches for so many years, let alone to listen to them. I'd like to see it if there is an opportunity. After all, faith stops you from being afraid and expecting.

In addition to some external influences, it actually exaggerates ideas to some extent. China assisted Africa with $60 billion, and Ma Yun sponsored10 million to develop an e-commerce platform for South African entrepreneurs. Although the friendship between China and Africa is getting better and better, I left and returned to China. In recent years, my thoughts have become a little dull, because the information age in China is really changing with each passing day. Pay from WeChat, * * * enjoy bicycles, drip taxis, * * * enjoy cars, credit points and so on. Fortunately, my learning ability is not too bad, and I soon caught up. But for the development of domestic brands, it is not difficult to find that everyone is playing the international route. When they enter a large shopping mall, all of them are international chain brands. Even domestic brands are written from Chinese to English, and even Chinese can't be seen. Although English education now attaches great importance to it, even from the beginning of prenatal education, some old people may not understand it. In addition, from the previous abstract and complicated names to the present simple and rude. No wonder all the plans of the day before yesterday were rejected. I am a writer, but I am out of date. I need to pick up all the staff again so that I don't live like a joke.

Last night, I was with J's colleague, Fat Taishan, and the Huizhou girl he chased. There are two major inconveniences in living in Shenzhen: eating in line and parking in line. I arrived at the station at half past six yesterday. I didn't go in to order until after eight o'clock, and it was almost half past nine after eating. A Chaoshan family opened a Dongyingong, Thai food. When we finish eating, there are still two tables waiting, which shows that it is very hot. But the food is ok, a little Thai food. Chaoshan people and Wenzhou people are the best at doing business. Korean barbecue, Japanese cuisine, thai massage cuisine, Italian cuisine and German cuisine in Africa are basically cooked by people of this nation in Africa, and some of them lack ingredients, but they do not lose their flavor.

I packed my things this morning and started the moving mode. The seventh floor ran back and forth three times, and J ran four times. It's past 2: 30 in the afternoon before dinner after moving things to a new residence. I ate Chaoshan Niuchao River, which was delicious. Then I set off for Huizhou. J invited his friend from volcano to play football. He called last week. It was really fast. Everyone is here this week. It is not far from Shenzhen to Huizhou, and because of this, Huizhou's housing prices have soared desperately. Go to the supermarket at half past five in the afternoon, and they play at half past six. I don't seem to have anything in common with their girls, so I didn't sweat with them and stare blankly in the car. Although I don't like being in an incomprehensible Hakka environment, I sometimes learn to be silent.

In the song "Want to Cry", Lin wrote a lyric:

"As if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the most ruthless revenge."

Next time I meet unhappy people, I will try to learn not to write on my face, but to give them a smiling face.