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2. Love you for 1, years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 7 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!
3. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only people who love each other can understand you best.
4. Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? Tell me if you really want me. I won't stop you from thinking of me. Let's be reasonable. I miss you, too.
5. I don't love you. I lied to you. It's against my will. I really don't want to tell a lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you and I can't let you guess my heart.
6. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D very much, miss you E, all of the above.
7. Blink your eyes and I will die. Blink your eyes again and I will come back to life. Blink your eyes and I will die.
8. Last night, I sent a mosquito to you to tell you that I miss you very much and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!
9. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points short; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; There is a house, and many people own it; Have a car, non-motorized; Looking for beautiful young people * * * went to the grave, a few years later.
1. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, the card is stuck.
11. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Love each other stupidly, live dully, snuggle clumsily, and be silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle in the haystack and bite your ear tightly.
12. Lovely you stole my love and stole my heart. I decided to sue you to court. What should I sentence you for? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.
13. Funny love SMS. The poor are ugly, with a primary school education and rural hukou, a broken house with three thin fields and an acre of land, and a wife who has a cold pot and a hot stove. Today, I want a girlfriend by SMS, and the revolutionary road is hand in hand. I dare to ask if I want it!
14. if x stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until death do us part! But it happened that X didn't stipulate it. Then forget it!
15. I am not so busy, so I want to find a part-time job. Major: love undergraduate! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you without saying it! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid all the year round and never quit!
16. There was once a thief Ranaha's love in front of my eyes, and I didn't pay any attention to it. Now I regret it! I want to shout out loudly now: love tiger oil!
17. Click it if you love me! Pressing ... Hey, hey! I told you ... You pressed it because you love me! You still press ... I'll tell you that you love me and don't admit it. I can't stand you ... You press again ... Okay! I love you too!
18. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You have only two choices. First, your defense line will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.
19. Funny love messages are all about you, you, you little goblin, which made me poisoned by your love but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
2. A complete collection of funny love messages. Dear, I miss you so much! I really want to kiss you, bite you and eat you. Come on! Into my arms, so comfortable.
21. After a farewell, we miss each other in two places, just for three or four minutes, but who knows that seven hearts are like carrying water in five or six hours, and the eight-character script can't be passed on, and there is a long life in 1999, and I love you in a ten-mile pavilion!
22. I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of tendons, my heart is soft but my legs are not short. I'm sure I can catch up with you and go to the ends of the earth.
23. As God is my witness, my shadow is always with you, and my eyes are always watching you ... damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower!
24. You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull a scooter and collect junk for you! I wish I could walk side by side with you, and Qian Shan will surely walk through it!
25. In the previous life, you were the landlord, and I was your parent worker. I worked for you for 3 years, and you didn't give me a penny. In this life, God is destined to ask you to accompany me all my life to make a repayment!
26. Five hundred years ago, I was a regular worker in your family. I fell in love with you when I peeked at your embroidery posture at the window that day. Don't blame me for not telling you at that time! Because there was no short message at that time!
27. Funny love messages are all about me! I want it! I want you! I want you to look at me I want you to look me in the eye! I want you to look me in the eye and say! You want me!
28. I will take you if I have one million. Do I have one million? No, so I can't take you; If I have ten yuan, I love you. Do I have ten yuan? Yes, so I love you!
29. You are the sun in the sky and I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.
3. The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I knew that I had been a prisoner of your life.
31. I shot at you with 1, lies tied into a bunch of coquettish eyes, and you fell in a pool of blood, with Cupid's bullets embedded in your scarred body.
32. Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?
33. Send you a bunch of roses to express your feelings and rely on it; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu flower and laugh after eating it!
34. If you want to ask me, how I feel about you: I care about you! If I have to add an adjective to this feeling, it is: I only care about you!
35. I know all about funny love messages! But I can't help it. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! Hey, what about you now? You have to dump your husband and come with me.
36. I miss you, just like a cowherd wants to weave a girl, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, and I dump you, just like a monkey breaks corn.
37. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!
38. I miss you so much. Find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup and kiss you every time I drink water.
39. I can only describe your beauty as a vegetable. Face is "melon seeds". The waist is a willow. Eyebrows are "willow leaves" Eyes are "longan" The mouth is "cherry" The hand is the lotus root.
4. I found a part-time job with no salary, no rest days, no retirement and no layoff, and she is still my favorite job, that is ... Miss you!
41. It's spring, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, caterpillars have remarried, frogs have children, dear, what are we waiting for?
42. Please don't read any more, turn it off! There's really nothing to see, please! Really want to see it? No regrets? All right! This is what you want to see ―― I love you so much!
43. Come on! In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life.
44. Dear, I can't do anything without you. My only gain these days is to understand some idioms: one day is like a year, one day is Sanqiu, one day is autumn water, and one day is lovesickness!
45. Last night, I had a dream that God asked me who I loved the most. I said, when I sent this message, the first person who saw it was my favorite! Did you get a look at him?
46. I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good anyway. I just feel that you are buzzing all over the place, left and right, inside and out of my mind! Send a short message to help me!
47. Funny love SMS Daquan 1 point = 1 points, 1 point love 1 point attachment 1 point tenderness 1 point consideration 1 point tolerance 1 point pity 1 point care 1 point love 1 point care 1 point miss, this dime contains my heart for you ... I love you very much!
48. I stabbed you to death with a knife, I'm afraid of seeing blood; Poison you, too many fake drugs; Electrocute you, the electricity bill is too expensive, drown you, maybe you can swim. Forget it, I still want to die of you!
49. Funny love message: "I didn't expect Cupid to shoot me." Man: "Where is Cupid from? Tell me and I'll teach him a lesson. Touch my woman.
5. Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because 999 of them are stepping on my body, but you are stepping on my heart!
51. A pair of men and women who met online thought the time was ripe to meet on the third bench by the flowing water of a small bridge. The man said, are you ... here? The woman said, you damn fool! I told you to pick up women online!
52. Loving you is the happiest thing in my life. I think if you don't love me, it will be your greatest loss. Come with me if you love me! Please sleep with me if you don't love me!
53. It is "predestined" to meet you. Falling in love with you is "impossible"; Marrying you is "forced"; Abandoning you is a "normal phenomenon".
54. There are many women in the world, and men say there is more than one woman worthy of love. There are countless men in the world, but women say that there is only one man worthy of love.
55. Funny love short message encyclopedia. The two people call sending short messages to convey their affection as believing in love. It's narcissism to send them without receiving them, unrequited love to send them without receiving them, love to send them and receive them frequently.
56. Don't be surprised if you receive the funny love short message. You are timid and dare not confess. Choose a season and love you. Promise of eternal love, run too fast, you want to love me, too?
57. The encyclopedia of funny love messages is a calm river, surging only because it loves you; I am a quiet volcano that erupts just because I love you ... Everything just because I love you!
58. I love you as much as one yuan. The Great Wall of Wan Li witnessed our first love. I love you as much as I love five yuan, and the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River is like our feelings winding. I love you as much as I love ten yuan, forever!
59. The vast sky is free for you to fly high, the vast ocean is at your command, beautiful stories are played by you, and my heart is touched by you. A girl like you should chase after her, and humorous messages are sent to my baby.
6. How are you, dear? I'm sorry, I'm going to stand you up again. I'm going to go to the Western Heaven on business with three other old bachelors-the Monkey King, Friar Sand and Tang Priest. It may take three to five years to come back. Wait for me!
61. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom; If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am a TV university student, you can call me a doctor. If I am in charge of accounts, what should you call me?
62. You are bad, you are bad. Take a rose as a vegetable, drive a BMW as a donkey, pretend to be blind when you see an ugly girl, be bored when you see a beautiful girl, pretend to be weird when you meet a hot girl, and repent when you see the information, otherwise I will kick you!
63. Love is a brick, love is a mountain, there are not many bricks, just one, the mountain is not high, just keep it for a lifetime. Love is a poisoned wine. If you don't want to pour your life into it, don't drink it, because it has no antidote.
64. Is your gentle face as beautiful as spring, as warm as summer, as gorgeous as autumn and as bright as winter? When I saw you, it was like an ancient shadow in my heart, so that I fell in love with you without hesitation!
65. Your words are as bright as willow leaves in the spring, and the yellow color shows the desire for the world of mortals. Your heart is like a tinkling spring, clear and soft, and everything about me is captured by your softness!
66. Funny love messages are all over the sea. When you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall-see? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite care!
67. I know that you love me like God loves lambs and loving mothers love babies. Your kindness and kindness make me feel so warm and intoxicated.
68. I racked my brains to write a poem praising you, but I failed, because even the most beautiful words in the world can't describe one tenth of your beauty!
69. I still remember my father once told me when I was a child. Don't fall in love early. It turns out! That's because only waiting for your appearance can my true love be staged.
7. I LOVE YOU, a love bug virus, will delete all the information in your mobile phone. Want to recover? Please reply "I LOVE YOU"!
71. If you don't think my memory (deposit) is insufficient and my hardware (house) is not perfect, I hope to share a server with you.
72. Funny love short messages have you happy and worry-free. I'm really infatuated with you, worried and distressed for you, and I've been sad and infatuated. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm very worried about writing it, and I'm afraid you are unintentional.
73. You are the most beautiful mountain and clear water in my heart. White clouds and blue sky, loving you is like jumping; The moon in the water, the sky day, I miss you for thousands of times.
74. Funny
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