Begging for jokes on board!

A magician worked on a small cruise ship for a year or two. In the past two years, he has the same program every night, and the audience likes him. But because the audience often changes, he doesn't have to rush to learn new tricks.

However, a few years later, after long-term observation, the parrot sitting in the back row finally saw the flaw of the magician's trick and began to expose the magician's trick in public.

For example, when a magician makes a bunch of flowers disappear, the parrot will shout, "Behind him!" " ! Behind him! This made the magician fly into a rage, but he was helpless-the parrot belonged to the captain, and he couldn't move a hair.

One day, the ship leaked and sank. The magician managed to swim to a board floating on the water, and then caught it. The parrot stood at the other end of the board. The two men looked at each other all the way and said nothing, so they drifted on the water for three days. ...

The fourth morning, the parrot finally looked at the magician and said, "Forget it, I surrender. Where did you change the boat? " "