Tanabata funny sentences

1. My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking 7-up.

3. No gifts on Tanabata this year, only boyfriends.

I want to go to the movies with my friends on Tanabata. What good friends recommend?

5, Valentine's Day lovers, Di Renjie has enemies.

6. You enjoy the transfer. I'll go and see who to borrow money from these two days.

7. Being single is good, being single is wonderful, and you can be good with whoever you want.

8. My partner said that he would accompany me for one day on Tanabata, as if he said no, the zoo would not have a holiday.

9. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, and those who have no money have witnessed it. I can see clearly on the tricycle.

10, I heard that today is Oriental Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I'm from the north, so I don't have to.