Asking for jokes in Minnan is super funny.

Where does Doraemon live? (Answer: Doraemon in Xiamen studies in southern Fujian and lives in Xiamen)

A man went to buy oysters. The aunt who sells oysters is from southern Fujian. She greeted the man warmly: "Did you buy dried shrimps?" Just buy the forehead. The forehead is very fresh. Hearing this, the man said, "buy it for me." I am fresh. "I was a little depressed, so I asked again," How much is it? Aunt added: "The quantity is very cheap." (I am very cheap) "The man suddenly fell to the ground. .......

A drunken Ogweisan was rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment, and the nurse asked him about the situation.

When filling in, he only wrote a "Lin" and stopped.

The nurse asked, "What do you care about? (Taiwanese pronunciation) "(What to drink?

Ogisan replied, "I drink sorghum. 」

The nurse said, "No! What's your name? (Taiwanese pronunciation) "

Ogisan replied, "My name is kelp and beef ..."

A grandmother went out with her grandson, who argued that it would be pizza, and then said, "Grandma, I want to eat pizza once in a while." . . . Then grandma said, Oh, you can't eat that, but the grandson kept screaming, so grandma reluctantly dug a camel nose and fed it to the grandson's mouth.

Once, an old lady worked hard to book a seat. When she was about to leave, the booking staff repeatedly reminded her to arrive at the airport "two hours in advance" when flying. As a result, on the day of boarding the plane, the old lady reported to the airport counter "with two pillows" and kept asking the counter staff why she had to bring two pillows ... In this joke (it is said that this is the true story of EVA Air in Taiwan Province Province), the airline staff is not fluent in Minnan, but they have to translate Mandarin into Minnan "two hours in advance".

Abreu went to see a doctor. The nurse gave Abreu a bottle of medicine and said, "Take three tablets." When he got home, Abreu poured all the medicines on the table and counted them. The daughter-in-law saw it and asked what Abreu was doing. Aber replied, "Yaoshou, the nurse just told me to take 130 pills. I counted 100 pills. Please count it for me. "

A Minnan person is in a hurry. When he saw the bathroom door unlocked, he rushed in. Unexpectedly, a foreigner arrived first. Minnan people are unhappy and say "a m so le" (it is not locked). Unexpectedly, the foreigner politely replied "You're welcome" at once. Here we take advantage of the similar pronunciation of "a m so le" in Minnan and "I'm sorry" in English.

1. Which snake, frog and lizard won't get drunk?

The answer is frog. Because (frog) is drunk (frog) is drunk. (Minnan Song)

Bears in the Arctic are called polar bears. The bears in Taiwan Province Province are called Taiwanese black bears. What is a bear in the hospital?

Answer: Jin Shen is not normal (Minnan dialect)

Q: A wolf ran to the North Pole and fell into an ice hole. He asked what wolf it was ~ ~ ~

A: Blowing the West Wolf.

I'm asking: what did the wolf say when he got up from the hole?

I said, "Wow ... I'm catching a west wolf! ..''

In English class, the teacher asked each student to take an English name! She thought hard for a long time and came up with a nice name.

It's Monica I don't think there is any problem. She thought it was great, too! However, I didn't expect that when the teacher called the roll in class,

Every student will add a surname to address his classmates! Her last name is Chen! ! Full name ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Monica-Chen ... Touch your ass. .......

One of them, Ogisan, went to the United States to study and transferred to Taiwan Province.

Yi asked, "Ah, you have been studying in America for a long time. Will the American dialect be known? "

He said, "Yes, Nai Xiao Mei! ? 」

Dad said, "Good! Annie, I will beat you in the exam! How to say "cow" in American dialect! ? Say, "cow"

Dad stepped over the smelly lang and said, "cow" is called "dog" in American dialect.

Oh, no, "paparazzi", "What do you mean by American dialect? Say, "dog."

Dad said, "The paparazzi are called deer. What do you think of that deer? " ? Say, "deer."

Dad said, "Luzai is a little pig."

Oh, no, what bowl of cakes is Little Pig making? Say, "pig"

Dad Lulu heard Lulu get angry, slapped her mouth and said

"Dead boy, cheat your dad waiter's little honey mandarin, what mi pig called" ass ",also have this generation! ? 」

Cool brother, cool brother, handsome boy, handsome boy, whose wife is the weakest?

The answer is Ge, because his wife's name is "Kuku Sao" (Minnan dialect).

Do you know who likes to shop around best?

The answer is Bama! Why? Because it is a "black and white horse" (Minnan dialect)

An old woman went to the grocery store and asked the young lady, "What's your stove?" ?

The young lady said, Do you want to exercise or barbecue?

Grandma said: roast you to death! I want to wash my hair.

Can the stove head of Ganwu be hairy?