Some people say I am poor. I stood on the balcony all night thinking about who leaked the news ... what does this sentence mean?

It is said that when I was born, a piece of auspicious clouds appeared in the northern sky, which gradually drifted from far and near to the roof of my house and became a sentence: handsome dad cried at the top of his lungs for a month and a half after seeing me. He doesn't believe that I am the child who passed on his chromosome after he was killed. He rushed to my mother's bed with a kitchen knife several times, waving to cut me into pieces, and my mother protected me with her death.

Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother dragged her father to the hospital for paternity test. The doctor lifted the quilt, only looked at it and cried. He wiped his nose and said, go home. This is not your son, nobody. Humans can't give birth to such a handsome child. ......

An intern nurse walked by and saw me as a baby. She immediately found a box of red inkpad, printed my fingerprints, spread her hair out at once, and muttered to me, Here's your long hair. If I don't marry you in my life, my long hair will not decrease. ...

Mother hurried out and trotted all the way, accidentally meeting an old lady waiting to have a baby in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child. ...

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My mother was upset by her, so she pulled the quilt away. As soon as the old lady saw me, she immediately followed me like crazy, tears streaming down her face, shaking her head and screaming: I was born 50 years earlier! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Mother flashed ...-When I was fifteen, I was afraid to go to school, not that I didn't go. I dare not go to kindergarten for a long time. The children in kindergarten are crazy, and my face is swollen into watermelon by the little girl's kiss. My aunts beat up the children, if nothing else, just because they were born in the same year as me, and the military and police went out to quell the violent contracture. Once, I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, I was not chased except for a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......

On another occasion, the court sued me, saying that I had ruined the happiness of a family. It turned out that the wife of that family asked her husband for a divorce after seeing the photos I secretly took when I was six years old. After the court accepted the case, it sent me a summons. After receiving the summons, I expressed my willingness to appear in court, because such a life is really unbearable. However, the summons did not go back to the court, because I signed it, so I was caught by the postman halfway ... Later, the postman was sentenced to 122 years in prison. (leave ~

When the TV station came to interview me, I fainted three times in front of the camera glass. The little girl in charge of taking notes wrote Chinese in Italian and Spanish. When it was broadcast, it was smashed the next day because the TV station mosaic my face. ......

The United Nations allocated funds to build me a hiding place at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I like quiet, really quiet, the blue sky is close to me, and God is at your fingertips. -

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I am quiet, but also bored. I stood at the peak and shouted: I am not handsome! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! -

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Suddenly, a calm voice came from the sky: no, you lied.

God, can't you lie to me ... I'm angry, extremely angry! ! ! Ask God: Why do you make me so handsome? ! ! ! ! -

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The voice of god's requiem came again: what did you say? -

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I was paralyzed and sobbed: Why am I so handsome? ...

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God was silent ... after a while, God spoke: You are very modest. ......

At that moment, I wanted to jump from it ... Suddenly a group of people rushed up the mountain from the foot of the mountain.

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I stood on a stone, facing the cliff, hysterical: how dare you come up! ! ! I'm gonna jump! ! The crowd stood still, and there was an amazing silence. ...

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The crowd began to stir, and many people jumped off the cliff like possessed, more and more! In the end, only a few people who fainted stayed on the mountain, and the rest jumped off the cliff. I looked down, and they laid a mat for me with their bodies, in case I slipped. ......

I'm alone. ...

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I am protected by the female Sect, and women are proud of me when they see me. Since the last Everest incident, scientists have discovered that human potential is so strong, because in that Everest incident, 10% people were terminally ill, 10% people were disabled, and 10% people were mentally retarded ... Many cancer patients (women) struggled for more than ten years before meeting me, and they became anti-cancer stars. Some disabled people (women) have lost their companionship for decades since they met me. -

In desperation, the Third World War broke out. People use atomic bombs to protect their dignity.

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After the explosion, I was the only one who survived in the world, because I was protected in the nuclear protection zone. When I came out, the land was desolate, full of postwar desolation and ruins. ...

Suddenly, I found life on the ground! That's a cockroach! ! ! The vitality of cockroaches is beyond everyone's expectation. I picked up this cockroach, my eyes were full of tears, and the cockroach trembled all over. I looked around and there was a cockroach at my feet! All women! ! ! On another coastline, all the male cockroaches are eyeing! ! ! ! ! -

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No one would have thought that the fourth world war on earth actually happened among cockroaches. ......

Postscript: Ten million years after my death, the descendants of mankind were born. They found my bones, restored my appearance and buried me in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all the year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome. ...