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Expand your imagination and rewrite the wolf into a vernacular story.

The moonlight at night is gloomy, and dark clouds cover the moon from time to time. The weather is very cold, giving people a chilling feeling ... a butcher with a big waist is walking alone on the path home. He was dressed in linen, with a shoulder pole on his shoulder and a long braid around his neck, and his figure shook in the ferocious and terrible night. Due to the prosperous business during the day, the meat in the bag was snapped up, leaving only a few bones. As he walked humming, he suddenly found two fierce wolves behind him, with green eyes eyeing him. Seeing that the battle is about to get food from the butcher, the situation is steep! The butcher's heart suddenly became uneasy, but out of desperation, he had to move forward, thinking about a good plan. Finally, I decided to give them the remaining bones and move on. Unexpectedly, the bone was bitten by one of the wolves, and the other one was still behind. No way, the butcher had to uproot them again, but they ate another one and continued to chase the butcher. "Well, this is not the way." The butcher thought in confusion. After a while, the bones were lost, but the two greedy wolves still followed the butcher as they started ... When the butcher saw that the two wolves refused to leave, he was on tenterhooks and thought about his critical situation. He couldn't help shivering and thought, "Why am I so unlucky today?" If these two enemies suddenly come to me now and attack me back and forth, how should I deal with it? " ! Troubled by this matter, I thought that if there was really no way, I would simply fight with them. I suddenly looked around and saw the endless fields not far away, almost all of which were vegetable fields. A closer look reveals that there is a threshing floor hidden inside, and a large area of wheat fields and firewood are piled up like a hill by farmers. When the butcher planned to arrive, he regarded this place as a "wolf killing field" and fought with the wolf. After planning this perfect plan, he breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "It can be said that when God closes a door, he will also open a window!" The butcher was glad of his good luck and ran to hide under the firewood for a walk. After the butcher let go, he unloaded his baggage and took out a sharp butcher knife in his hand, ready to wait for the wolf's attack. The wolf saw that the butcher seemed to have a few hands when he picked up the knife, and thought, If you attack him rashly now, you may lose your wife and lose your soldiers. You'd better think twice. They are alert, dare not attack easily, but refuse to let go, just glaring at the butcher. After a while, nothing happened between the two sides. After a little relaxation, the butcher was surprised to find that there was no trace of a wolf in front of him, leaving only another wolf squatting like a dog, with his eyes almost closed. The butcher thought about it, knowing that he must not miss this good opportunity, so he rushed over and gave the wolf a heavy blow with a knife-the wolf's head was split open. The wolf suddenly felt unbearable pain. Before he could come to his senses, he saw the butcher dancing with several knives. The wolf was cut black and blue, curled up feebly, dying, and finally fell in a pool of blood ... The butcher killed the wolf and was about to go home when he suddenly remembered: "It used to be two wolves, how come there is only one left?" ? He couldn't help looking back at the pile of firewood. It turned out that another wolf was struggling to make a hole in it. It was cunning to come in and attack the butcher when he was not ready. When the butcher saw that the wolf's body was halfway up, only his butt and tail were exposed, he seized the opportunity to run behind the wolf, cut off the wolf's hind legs quickly and killed the wolf, too. At this moment, the butcher really understood the intention of the wolf before: the illusion it created was originally to seduce himself. It was getting late, and the butcher took up the pole and continued on his way by the brilliance of the moon. ...

One dark evening, a big shoulder pole with big arms and round waist and meat on his back, it was already evening, and all the bones were in the shoulder pole. This big man is a butcher and buys meat well. He is very happy and full of joy. He walked on the long tree-lined road in Xingqing, humming a little song to go home ... At this time, two dark gray wolves jumped out of the roadside, and the butcher was very scared and groaned in a low voice.

This scared the big fellow, tired and scared. What should I do? Fortunately, there are bones. Throw them some first. Think of it this way. If you throw a big bone, give it to the big German shepherd at home! Whispering to each other. But the result is not ideal. One wolf monopolized it, and the other wolf continued to follow it for a while. The wolf is still following it. There is no way. Do something wrong to the big German shepherd! -Whoosh, another bone. My heart was just about to let go, but I turned around inadvertently. Oh, why did I catch up with another one? Oh, look carefully-it's the one in front, with bone fragments on its mouth. What can I do without the bone? Two bones are gone and the bag is empty. Keep walking, but the wolf is more patient than he is. After a while, both wolves followed him. It's horrible! Why are they so greedy?

This can make the butcher anxious. He has never been so embarrassed in his life for more than 30 years, which is a great loss. Secondly, if I die in the wolf's mouth today, it would be a shame and damage my reputation as a butcher. Look, there is a threshing floor and a pile of firewood, which is quite high. Hide it for your life! He ran over, he unloaded his burden, picked up a machete for cutting meat and held it to his chest. The wolf followed him, but he was also smart. He saw that he had a knife in his hand and had been a thief for several days. He has seen him kill pigs and cut pig bones with that thing. It's amazing and he dare not move forward easily. Who wants to bet their lives? So are wolves. Give the butcher an unyielding expression.

In this way, the stalemate for a long time. Somehow, one wolf left impatiently, and the other one was still stubborn. Maybe he is tired and carefree, as if he is sure to win, and there is no lack of pride in his leisure time. The butcher didn't know what happened to the wolf, so he jumped up instinctively. He cut off the wolf's head harder with his usual posture of cutting pork. He was afraid that he would wake up and call another wolf, which would be troublesome, so he made up five or six knives until it lost its ability to struggle. He turned around and was about to leave. Looking back at the dead wolf, he inadvertently saw a touch of gray, it was a wolf! Almost exclaimed, he crept forward and looked at the dusty thigh, yes! Cut off his leg, at first, I didn't have time to think. After several knives, the wolf was killed, only to know that this wolf combination was clever, but it was a diversion and a sneak attack from behind. Fortunately, I was decisive and meticulous, otherwise, ...

See, such a cunning wolf E family has always been called "the brother of the fox", but what treachery can those animals have when they are both killed in an instant? It will only add a little humor to our monotonous life! Don't be afraid of a villain like a wolf. As long as you are smart and brave, you have nothing to be afraid of.

I admire the persistence of this wolf. Struggle for the dream for so long, leaving such a stigma-not worth it!