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The maximum penalty for scolding your mother-in-law

Everything is the way you are. You were so capable. Why do you live like this now? I've sorted out some sentences that scold my mother-in-law. Let's have a look!

1, my mother-in-law has never been a mother, never conceived you, and never gave birth to you. Why should she love you?

2.80% mother-in-law does not regard daughter-in-law as a daughter, and 80% mother-in-law regards son-in-law as a son.

You were so proud at the beginning, but now you are playing!

4. People who are tolerant will be enthusiastic about you; Forgiving the wrong person will make you feel good.

Don't think that I wronged your son by asking him to do housework. The family belongs to two people, and he has the obligation to share it.

6, don't know all day, you can't do it!

7. I'm just a humble clown. I turn a few somersaults and wait for you to clap your hands.

8. My mother will always be the one who loves us the most and will always be an outsider in her mother-in-law's house.

9. The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

10, dinner time, forgot to invite mom to dinner, nothing; I forgot to invite my mother-in-law to dinner. That's rude.

1 1. When I throw a bone at a dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

12, I like what you like but I can't stand the woman you like.

13, cooking, eating, serving, nothing. Now some mothers-in-law are even more difficult to serve than Guanyin Bodhisattva, which is too torturous.

14, I don't make noise, contact or disturb, just live your life and live quietly in my heart.

15, lazy, feel at ease in front of my mother; In front of her mother-in-law, the word "lazy" is hard to say.

16, you look like your mother-in-law, don't you have a little sense of disobedience?

17, getting off the wrong platform, hating you, has become a landscape. I let you go and I let myself go.

18. My mother-in-law didn't treat her daughter-in-law as a daughter when she was young, but she became a mother when she was old. Greedy man!

19, don't always say that others are wrong. How can you be right?

Please don't be jealous when my daughter-in-law goes back to her mother's house to buy things for her parents, because they have done more for me.

2 1. If you want others to be honest with you, remember to make less calculations.

22. People who are soft-hearted and right will be very deep to you; The right and wrong people are soft-hearted, which will make you sad.

My mother-in-law never treats herself as an outsider. Daughter-in-law always treats herself as an outsider. Why is the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law not harmonious for thousands of years?

24. There is a bottom line between people. Cross the bottom line and you will see the truth that you don't want to face directly.

25. If you are hungry, it is natural for your mother to cook three meals for you. It is unfilial for my mother-in-law to cook you three meals.

26. Mother-in-law is a plus item for shopping. How good the gift quality is depends on whether the manufacturer has a conscience. If you are unlucky, it is a burden.

27. I will still wait, but I have lost my original enthusiasm.

28. Have you been married for several years, or do you still feel uncomfortable at your mother-in-law's house? Feel like an outsider.

29. Be kind to the right person and you will be grateful; Giving kindness to the wrong person will make you feel cold.

30. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".

3 1, even a mother-in-law is a mother-in-law no matter how good she is, with emphasis on her son and grandson.

You think too much of your son. He is also an ordinary person. Ordinary people sometimes make mistakes, which are not as impeccable as you think.

33. Since it's all for this family, let's have a rest.

34. Sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

35, don't always say whose daughter-in-law is good, no matter how good it is, it is also someone else's, you can't think of it. Actually, I still think other people's mother-in-law is good.