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A joke told by model Stickmen awei.
Stickmen visits Netease Entertainment to talk about the new album.
[Moderator]: Hello, friends of Netease. Today, Netease chat rooms have the largest number of guests. Today, it invited Stickmen, the most popular modeling group in Asia.
Awei: Hello, I'm awei.
William: Hello, I'm William.
Prince: Hello, everyone. I'm Wang Ling.
Aogou: Hello, everyone. I am a proud dog.
Xiaoyu: Hello, I'm Xiaoyu.
Xiaojie: Hello, everyone. I'm jacko.
[Moderator]: Yesterday, I saw that the live activities were very enthusiastic. Please introduce it.
Aogou: I saw so many fans in Guangzhou for the first time. I am very happy. I can't sign a contract with you face to face. Sorry once. I will come again next time.
[Moderator]: When will you come again?
Xiaoyu: It depends on the company faction.
[Moderator]: The netizen said that the scene was rude. What do you think of the fans in Guangzhou?
Awei: There are too many people who have no time to sign. It doesn't matter.
Xiaojie: When I first came to Guangzhou, the fans in Guangzhou saw us clearly and enthusiastically. Yesterday, they were so enthusiastic and worried about everyone's safety that they signed their names on the seventh floor.
[Moderator]: You have many fans in Taiwan Province Province and Hongkong. Are you afraid to compare with other groups? For example, three-in-one sisters are also very popular.
Xiaojie: It's from the same company. I won't compare it.
[Moderator]: Do you want to compare which one is handsome in private?
Awei: Don't be handsome.
[Moderator]: Is the prince the most handsome?
Prince: We have our own characteristics.
[Moderator]: Let you point out who is the most handsome?
Stickmen: It refers to the staff.
[Moderator]: Do you six people live together and have a neat habit?
Awei: I pay attention to cleanliness.
William: You're just comparing with me.
Awei: I didn't feel at home before. Living with you feels like a neat freak.
Xiaojie: I live with Xiaoyu, and I find that I am a neat freak. He is dirty, such as my contact lenses and clothes and towels.
[Moderator]: How can I bear this? Are you all in the same room?
A room for two.
[Moderator]: Is Xiao Yu's personality a bit strange?
Awei: Yes.
Aogou: He has a personality.
[Moderator]: You are wearing white clothes alone, and you have great personality.
Xiaoyu: My clothes are gone.
[Moderator]: Which one of you loves handsome and looks in the mirror in private?
Wei: Both the prince and Austria prefer to look in the mirror.
[Moderator]: Which of them attracts my sister more?
Xiaojie: The prince is more attractive to his sister.
Prince: They are younger and more enthusiastic.
[Moderator]: Have you met the most fanatical fans and done anything to you?
Prince: A little surprised. They put their hands into my clothes and my hands were caught.
[Moderator]: Were you there?
Prince: Yes, it's a good thing that William helped me.
William: He is very clever. When there are many people, stand on my side and I will protect him.
[Moderator]: Are there any other crazy situations?
Xiaojie: I went back to the hotel after last night. I went to Aoquan to get the mobile phone charger. I met my fans after I checked in. I called my agent, and he came out and told the fans not to do this, and told us not to leave the room because the fans lived across the street.
[Moderator]: I opened a chat room today, and some fans asked if you lived in your apartment.
Netease netizen: Who has the best personal relationship with whom?
[Moderator]: It seems that there are three people in a unified dance company.
Awei: Aogou: Xiaojie: The three of us are in the same dance company, and we have participated in competitions together before.
(This article Source: Netease Entertainment Feature)
[Moderator]: Many people in your mainland TV programs are ugly. Were you selected through the draft?
Tikman: Yes.
[Moderator]: How many people chose you?
Awei: There were hundreds of people. After elimination, William and I were selected into the second batch.
Aogou: Our level is selected by hundreds of thousands of people.
[Moderator]: What is the main proportion?
Proud dog: personal talent, show your specialty.
Xiaojie: It mainly depends on personal characteristics.
Prince: Does he look like a star, is he polite, and so on.
[Moderator]: What are your strengths?
Awei: My strengths are dancing and humor.
[Moderator]: Can you tell a joke on the spot?
A Wei: All my jokes are extremely cold.
Prince: There are group jokes.
Awei: A few more people are a group.
Prince: Do you know?
William: The answer is 20 people.
William: I'm good at sports. I like sports myself. I am also a competitive cheerleader.
[Moderator]: Have you ever lifted weights?
Awei: If he does this at home, he will arrest me.
Prince: I am Taekwondo in the program.
[Moderator]: You are so gentle and know Taekwondo.
Prince: I have successfully transformed. I have practiced Taekwondo in primary school and Taekwondo in junior high school.
[Moderator]: You are cold on the outside and enthusiastic on the inside.
Prince: Yes.
[Moderator]: Do you think girls like tenderness, sports or fighting?
Prince: Everyone's type is different.
[Moderator]: Do other people think the prince is so gentle in private?
William: He told us less in private.
Prince: When people go out to play, they are very happy and talk a lot.
Netease Netizen: Which does the prince like best?
Prince: I like being very elegant and quiet. I don't want to see this at the fan signing.
[Moderator]: You are already very quiet.
Prince: Don't be too cool. Awei is like this.
Aogou: My advantage is that I have a pair of ears.
[Moderator]: Everyone thinks you look like Edison Chen.
Awei: His chin is longer.
Xiaojie: And bigger.
Prince: It's been a long time recently.
[Moderator]: You seem to be the biggest in the group. Is that why you're the captain?
Prince: Maybe.
[Moderator]: Is the usual command super strong?
William: Never mind.
[Moderator]: Is anyone in bed?
He just stayed in bed.
Awei: The captain's mantra is to leave me alone.
[Moderator]: I have never seen such a captain.
Xiaoyu: My own characteristics are guitar and singing. I am the lead singer.
[Moderator]: Do you want to highlight the lead singer?
Xiaoyu: Everyone can sing this album. I sang a lot before.
[Moderator]: Did you write many songs on this album?
Xiaoyu: I wrote the tenth song to express my inner feelings. I wrote it for a long time and then changed it.
[Moderator]: It seems that you are good at electrocuting your sister in private. Is that him?
Xiaoyu, demonstrate.
[Moderator]: Xiao Yuqing took the prince to demonstrate and electrocuted him.
Xiaoyu: Look at the prince.
Awei: William, the girls are very nice.
Prince: Look at awei. ...
Xiaojie: My characteristic is that my chin is short and friendly. When there is a tough problem, I will jump out to save this group.
(This article Source: Netease Entertainment Feature)
[Moderator]: Who is the most handsome in the group?
Xiaojie: Keep this question. You can watch our program and know who is the most handsome and who is not.
Xiaoyu: This question must be awei.
Xiaojie: I was bureaucratic at first, but I will solve the problem.
[Moderator]: Do you feel stiff?
Xiaojie: My clothes are tight.
Stickmen: This album Xiaojie wrote many fast songs.
Netease netizen: What is the publicity and arrangement in Guangzhou and other places next?
Stickmen: It seems that we are going to Shenzhen tomorrow. After Shenzhen, this Asian activity will come to an end.
[Moderator]: Is there a big publicity period in the Mainland in April?
Awei: I haven't decided yet.
[Moderator]: Which cities will you go to?
Insider: We haven't decided yet. You can visit official website.
[Moderator]: A few days ago, you said that you would hold the Tang Yan Conference in Hongkong.
Tikman: That's exactly what we want.
[Moderator]: It seems that Show Lo gave a concert.
This is an indoor stadium.
[Moderator]: Are you nervous about singing on stage now?
Stickmen: No.
[Moderator]: The dancing part.
Prince: Sometimes I get nervous.
Xiaoyu: Because I haven't practiced for a long time.
[Moderator]: Let's take a look at this netizen's question. Did Xiaoyu sprain her foot?
Xiaoyu: It should have been taken during the photo shoot.
William: I slipped and ruined the scenery.
[Moderator]: Who has the worst sense of rhythm?
Everyone points to William.
William: I don't know why I was born without the feeling of dancing.
Stickmen: Let's perform live. Clap your hands and let William follow the rhythm.
[Moderator]: What should William do if he can't keep pace with the group dance?
William: It takes a little more time. They learn faster, but I learn very slowly. They learn a dance for three or four days, and I need five or six days.
[Moderator]: Who will imitate Chu Keliang?
Stickmen: Everyone is pointing at Aogou.
[Moderator]: I imitated it on the show before.
Aogou: Yes.
[Moderator]: Does piggy imitate Chu Keliang? Is it possible to give a live performance?
Proud dog: live performance.
Xiao Yu: Hello, I'm Xiao Yu. I am very happy to come to Guangzhou and imitate it on the spot.
Netease netizen: What are your publicity and feelings in the Mainland these days?
William: The food in Guangzhou is delicious.
Xiaojie: awei has a toothache and can't eat.
Awei: I haven't had a toothache since primary school. I haven't eaten well or slept well for days.
[Moderator]: Did you get angry?
Awei: It's a tooth decay. After taking a shower, he said that he had a toothache and fell asleep. William was very poor.
Prince: William will come to our room and use the computer to surf the Internet.
[Moderator]: You walk in the street, because many people will know you.
Stickmen: I didn't go out.
Aoquan: Basically, you walk between the entrance of the hotel and the hotel.
[Moderator]: There won't be any fun soon.
Insist: Just get used to it.
[Moderator]: When you feel very popular in Taiwan Province Province, people will recognize you when you walk on the road.
A Wei: I don't feel very popular. During the activity, many people came to support us. After the activity, we are like normal people in private.
Xiaoyu: We will go back to school by motorcycle.
[Moderator]: After you go back to school, will your classmates look at you differently?
Xiaojie: I did at first, but I stopped doing it later.
[Moderator]: Do you do your hair?
Prince: No, I want to wear a hat.
Awei: The company will also hold activities after school.
[Moderator]: Is there a holiday?
William: I had a rest before I came.
Prince: There will be a series of activities next.
(This article Source: Netease Entertainment Feature)
Netease netizen: Aogou draws very well. Is it interesting to make illustrations?
Prince: He painted a super portrait of a person, a person around him.
[Moderator]: Who is the best painter?
Aogou: awei is fine. Just draw a square.
Awei: I always draw the smallest picture.
[Moderator]: How about A Wei's TV series? Either the characters are talkative or have few lines.
William: He has his own way.
Awei: It was arranged at first, but suddenly, in order to catch up with the time, I deleted my part.
[Moderator]: Which role did you play?
Awei: My first filming was to be myself and tell the director what I thought.
[Moderator]: Are you still copying? Is it too big?
Awei: It's technology, not just big moves.
[Moderator]: Will you give him the funny ones in every play?
A Wei: I filmed the fighting scene, and I will finish it carefully.
William: He arranged all these by himself.
Awei: So the director will praise me.
[Moderator]: Do you have your own lines?
Awei: I think I played very seriously and romantically, because I played the opposite of a girl.
Prince: Without awei, our play wouldn't be so good. His plays make the audience laugh.
[Moderator]: The netizen asked if you would accept the new play?
Prince: I heard that there will be an idol drama in the summer vacation?
[Moderator]: The shooting hasn't started yet.
Xiaojie: Still preparing the script.
Xiaojie: The point is that six people can't be photographed together. They must be separated.
[Moderator]: Who is slower in reciting lines?
Tikman: William is the slowest.
William: My slowest poem is "Planets in the sky …".
Xiaojie: I checked his lines with him, and he was very vague.
[Moderator]: Who has the most NG?
Aogou: Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: The screenwriter and director know that I have a lot of ng, so they shortened my lines.
[Moderator]: Have you lost your role?
Aogou: No.
[Moderator]: Who scored the least?
Awei: I play less.
William: He tried his best.
[Moderator]: Can William introduce himself in English?
William: Hello, I'm William. It's good to come to Guangzhou.
Netease netizen: You and sister Blackstone belong to the same company. If you choose a triad girl as your girlfriend, who would you choose and why?
Xiaoyu: I will choose Xiaojie from Black Rock Society, because he is stupid and cute. If I had a choice, I would choose him.
Xiaoyu: I choose my sister. Losing weight is good for her. I will help her lose weight.
Aogou: I choose girls. It's very sweet of her to put the bath water for you. It will be very happy to have such a girlfriend.
[Moderator]: Do you have a good relationship with them in private? Will you go out to play together?
Stickmen: no, it's because of work.
Prince: I prefer Xiao Xin. Ghosts exaggerate and pinch your ass.
[Moderator]: I feel that ghosts are missing a rib.
Prince: I am most afraid of her NG. The employees like her very much because she is very likable.
William: I will choose Xiao Nan. She is becoming more and more beautiful because she is tall and thin.
[Moderator]: Are you looking at appearance?
Awei: I will choose the ghost because he is so weird. When I am filming, I will also take the opportunity to talk to her. She is a lovely girl and knows my humor.
Netease Netizen: You are very happy with your role on the stage. Have you always been a happy person in private?
Prince: I am happy except when I have a toothache.
Awei: I didn't mean to make fun of everyone. I just think it would be better if everyone was happy.
(This article Source: Netease Entertainment Feature)
[Moderator]: Just now, netizens wanted Xiaoyu to sing a song, so let's sing the song of the new album.
Xiaoyu: Let's sing together.
Xiaoyu: Live singing, with the cooperation of others.
[Moderator]: Who do you think sings best?
Stickmen: Xiaoyu.
[Moderator]: Do you admit it?
Xiaoyu: Recently, everyone has been having a singing class together, and everyone has made progress.
[Moderator]: Study what?
Xiaoyu: Start from the basics.
[Moderator]: You know a lot. You used to play piano.
Aogou: His specialty is singing with his voice.
[Moderator]: Will you be instructed to sing?
William: He will say that we will be out of tune.
[Moderator]: Who will be out of tune?
Awei: I will, because I'm under anesthesia. It's my teeth.
[Moderator]: Will the establishment of the Second Army give you pressure?
Xiao Yu: Sometimes they will give us motivation to move forward, and we will work harder. When they develop, they will be cool.
[Moderator]: Are you the people who started acting and making records?
Tikman: Yes.
[Moderator]: If you give them advice, what kind of reminder do you have?
Awei: If they are a group, whatever they do, they should be open and don't keep it in their hearts. They must live together, they must communicate with each other.
[Moderator]: Do you quarrel in private?
Xiaojie: awei means not to hold each other back. After a long time, conflicts will arise, leading to the dissolution of the group.
[Moderator]: What will you argue about, such as being late?
Xiaojie: Yes.
[Moderator]: Who loves being late?
Xiaoyu: The prince and Aogou are going to be late.
Xiaojie: I always quarrel with them when I get up in the morning. I was the first to get up, so they got up reluctantly. I turned on the air conditioner and left.
[Moderator]: Who gets up more?
Xiaojie: It's awei.
Awei: Please, I am a meek person.
Xiaoyu: He has a big temper. When I take a bath in the toilet, I make noise outside.
Aogou: The prince talks in his sleep at night, but his voice is not his own.
William: His voice is super low.
[Moderator]: What is it about?
Prince: It used to seem that awei was very handsome.
[Moderator]: Will the DVD of the concert be released?
Stickmen: I will.
[Moderator]: When?
Insider: We want to see for ourselves. I hope it will be soon.
[Moderator]: Will this program of Colorful Stickers accept mainlanders?
Tikman: Yes.
[Moderator]: What's the most terrible thing that happened after being on the show for so long?
A Wei: I will challenge what I am afraid of. For example, Jacko will challenge the golden python.
[Moderator]: Very thick.
Awei: Several of us are very happy. Xiaojie is crying.
Xiaojie: There is something wrong with me. I want to fly alone.
[Moderator]: Have you finished it at last?
Xiaojie: It's not over yet.
Awei: William is afraid of birds.
Prince: Including chicken feet.
(This article Source: Netease Entertainment Feature)
[Moderator]: What's the expression if a bird flies by?
Xiaojie: I dare not eat chicken when I see chicken, chicken head and chicken feet at dinner.
William: There is a program about ostriches, which is very big.
Aogou: I'm afraid of heights.
[Moderator]: About how high.
Aogou: I get scared near the tenth floor. It seems that there are many ants running.
[Moderator]: Will your legs be weak?
Prince: I am afraid of heights, too. I'm afraid only bungee jumping.
Aogou: About the 30th floor will be scared.
[Moderator]: You are relatively calm. Can you overcome your fears before completing the task?
Prince: No, as long as it is high in the air, it will be afraid. I once had a very profound experience. I was scared when I helped a pig get sperm and held my genitals to get sperm.
[Moderator]: My heart is a little tumbling?
Prince: Yes.
[Host]: Is there anything disgusting?
Netease netizen: About whether there was a kiss before filming.
Aogou: I have.
[Moderator]: What role is it and who is it with?
Aogou: The first one is my sister, and the second one is my big teeth. My sister was careless and the cars collided. And she flew over and kissed her. Daya is a boyfriend and girlfriend, and my kiss is not as fierce as Xiaoyu's.
Xiaoyu: I'm chasing Xiao Xin. After catching up, we kissed together.
[Moderator]: Has anyone kissed you?
Awei: Once I accidentally performed a program on the show and kissed a girl.
[Moderator]: Will it be blamed?
Xiaojie: I was stupid when I saw awei kissing beside me. Later, when the director said it was on, he said come on.
[Moderator]: Can you eat chewing gum?
Xiaoyu: Yes.
[Moderator]: How did Xiaoyu get her English name?
Xiaoyu: This is from French. Once I went abroad to study, I came from pronunciation.
[Moderator]: What do you mean?
Xiaoyu: I don't know.
[Moderator]: People who are obviously not foreigners still leave their French names?
Xiaoyu: I don't know.
[Moderator]: Is your English good? Can you introduce yourself?
Xiaoyu: Introduce yourself and your feelings of coming to Guangzhou in English.
[Moderator]: You talk the most. (Laughter).
[Moderator]: When will the prince play more pranks?
Prince: I made a guest appearance in the episode 16, which challenged me greatly.
Netease Netizen: Do you like cute, funny and sexy girls?
Prince: There are better things in all directions. It's perfect.
Netease Netizen: Who are the three handsome men with black feet?
Awei, Aogou and Xiaojie.
[Moderator]: What's so special about you?
Prince: They are the top three in the program.
[Moderator]: If princes dance and do funny things on the show, what will you learn from them?
Prince: I also want to dance and be funny. I am relatively calm, so if I want to break through, we should dress up and do everything when dancing.
[Moderator]: You are an idol. Is it okay to be funny?
Prince: I don't think I can do it myself
Xiaoyu: Yes.
Aogou: I'm pretending to be ugly.
[Moderator]: Playing Chu Keliang?
Netease netizen: The first screen kiss between the prince and Xiaoyu was dedicated to each other. Will it be rejected in the future?
Prince: It was just an effect at that time. I was pushed behind, but I didn't come near.
[Moderator]: Please introduce the album. I hope your album will sell well.
Xiaojie: Our album has been officially released in the Mainland. Of the 10 songs, 4 were created by ourselves, including lyric songs, electronic songs and hip-hop. I hope everyone will support me a lot. There are bookmarks and letters we write to each other.
[Moderator]: Is there anything affectionate written on it?
Tikman: Yes.
[Moderator]: Which is the title song?
Stickmen: Dream Bus
[Moderator]: Can we sing live?
Stickmen: live singing ...
[Moderator]: Very good. Today, netizens asked a lot of questions and couldn't answer them. Netizens can leave messages for you through Netease Entertainment or your official website. Will you reply?
Tikman: Yes.
[Moderator]: Thank you very much for being a guest at Netease Entertainment.
Stick figure: Thank you.
[Moderator]: This interview is over. Thank you for coming and for your participation. See you next time. (This article Source: Netease Entertainment Feature)
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