Is it especially forbidden for northwest people to speak Mandarin?

Hello, I'm from the northwest. Our Gansu dialect is difficult to translate into Mandarin. Tell a few jokes if you don't believe me. Guess what he means.

1, there are two clever children on the roof, the male Buddha: mud over Noah, and the female Buddha: before dawn, they will fall into the ditch and get old. Male Buddha: Let me hold you. Mother Er Qiao blushed Buddha: Harvey!

2. One night, a taxi driver saw a woman in red at Xigudi North Station, and she wanted to collect the car mud. As a result, the woman waved her hand. The Buddha was going to Hualin Mountain, but the driver didn't remember that the woman paid twice as much for mud, so she picked it up. When the car arrived at a place of one and a half words, the female Buddha said, "Master, you stand aside and wait." The driver stopped. The woman gave each driver a 100 ground ticket. When the driver only looked at the money, the woman began to laugh. After waiting for a while, the driver gave the change. When he turned around, he saw a pair of bloody hands. Slowly, the woman's face was covered with blood, which made the driver laugh. Only the woman pulled the Buddha in a low voice and said, "Master, you parked your car by the ditch."

3. A man stole cabbage in a vegetable field, which happened to be requisitioned by an artillery company for a live-fire exercise. After a shell, the artillery officer found someone in the vegetable field and rushed to save people. As a result, a man climbed out of the vegetable field with a rude face: "How big is the wood?" Steal a cabbage, use it to shell it? "

Buddha, a native of Lanzhou, married an old Russian wife and gave birth to four dolls. Personally, I think the name of my doll should be good mud, which should not only have the characteristics of Lanzhou, but also have the taste of Russia, alas! Yes, old.

The boss's name is "Tuan Lisa".

The second child is called "the price is Lao Sha",

The third is called "price fluctuation period".

5. A Lanzhou native took part in the Water-splashing Festival and suddenly cursed: Fat splash? Fat splash? Zengmen is so cheap? The tour guide told him that splashing water is a blessing to you. Lanzhou people said: You are not an old Hoover, today is really a bad day. It's just Hassan passing the buck!

Every place has its own dialect and customs. It's really five miles in one place and ten miles in one town. However, the dialect in Gansu Province is different from that in every place, and it is the most difficult to learn.