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Classic quotations of marriage and love

Classic marriage quotations 1 1. It is said that marriage is the grave of feelings, because it is on the way to the grave before marriage. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

2. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after passion, passion and dullness. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

3. Boys are not bad, but girls don't love them. This bad doesn't mean cruel, selfish and heartless. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, good boys think that saying sweet nothings is glib and frivolous, so they don't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but I have to be glib with my wife. Why can't you be a boy with a good heart and a smooth mouth?

It doesn't matter to fall in love with a person with many different living habits. Be careful when you get married and think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

Home should be like a cup of hot tea in the cold winter to make you feel warm when you are tired. Home should be like a yellow light in the dark to let you know that there is always hope at the other end of your heart. When two people are together, they cherish every bit of happiness.

6. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love for as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer we spend together, the more we can test each other's sincerity and see if their personalities get along. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

7. Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, loving someone is perfect.

8. The first love is unforgettable and it feels perfect. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he can't get is good, but because when he first fell in love, he was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knew how to love each other. And the feelings in the future are not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.

9. It feels good to have you in my life; I feel warm with you in my memory; I feel happy to have you on the journey; I am determined to have you in my loss; You are silent, I feel brilliant; With you among my brothers and sisters, I am no longer alone!

10. When the sun is shining, a cup of coffee, a good book, bright French windows, a warm home, what a beautiful sight. I look forward to meeting the right people and being honest with them. ...

1 1. It's not good to get married for duty. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.

12. If you really love someone, you should try to make him happy. He is happy, you are happy, and then both sides have passion.

13. It is often heard that boys smell like girls. Do you know what boys smell and girls smell? Boys are brave and open-minded, while girls are gentle and considerate.

14. Do not interfere with each other's freedom. Even if he still keeps in touch with his ex-girlfriend, he will be sad.

15. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family, brothers and sisters, you can't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

16. Would it be a miracle if I met you there? I have fantasized about the other half in the future countless times before, hazy and kind. So far, I firmly believe that love is fate after all, and the acquaintance and love between two people in the vast sea of people is a coincidence in itself. Will you be my coincidence?

17. Love is a responsibility, a lifelong commitment, mutual support, a great feeling and a vigorous feeling. But I have always believed that feelings should permeate every bit of life, care and encourage, and two people will never leave, ordinary but not dull, romantic and warm.

18. Let's find a small restaurant to eat. You can have a lot to say when you walk.

19. Boys become bad when they have money, yes, many boys do, but boys who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.

20. Most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love fails a lot. Less successful. If you get married, you should find an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. In love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Only people who have been in love know what love is and how to love it.

2 1. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world. I will be there waiting for your arrival, expecting our feelings to blossom and bear fruit, expecting to make our nest romantic and warm, and feel happy as soon as I get home.

22. Being bound, entangled, possessed, and eager to dig out benefits from each other are all bad and doomed to failure. The best feeling should be that the two of us stand side by side and look at this lonely world.

23. Everywhere I go, I love to bring back some flowers and stones that I picked up locally. In my opinion, the information and energy that nature and things can transmit is the deepest aftertaste there. Life is to enjoy it in a simple way, to have everything instead of more-looking forward to living a focused and quiet life with him. When we are with nature, we will be full of expectations. A complete set of skills

24. There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. He (she) wants to leave you, and there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together, it is always perfect. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely to lie to each other and sleep with themselves. Such people are still very few.

25. Thank those who browse my information, those who pay attention to me, and those who bring me emotional expectations. In jiayuan, I'm not alone in the journey of finding fate. Most importantly, I should thank you, my future lover. I firmly believe that you must be there, in a corner where I have not yet reached, in a place where our eyes have not met.

26. My personality is full of curiosity and enthusiasm. At the same time, I look forward to living with you, simple, simple and sincere.

27. I have been there and never left. I have been waiting for the appearance of you who will accompany me all my life. Fate brought us together. I always thought so, so I think it's really nice there. Beautiful fate may be the most beautiful hint for me.

Classic marriage quotations 2 1. You can leave at any time. When I want to be quiet, even when I am around him, I feel like I am alone.

2. Don't tell each other. Confession is a disguised requirement. Very dull. Very familiar. It seems that his smell is your own. Whenever and wherever you are, you should keep a distance from each other.

3. Don't bind, don't entangle, don't possess, don't rush to dig meaning from each other, it is doomed to failure, and the best love should be that we stand side by side and look at this lonely world.

I can't think of any words that can express my inner monologue in a gorgeous, petty bourgeoisie and high-profile way. I just want to meet someone who can talk quietly, relaxed and happy with me every day, watch movies, walk together, bask in the sun and blow the breeze together, say good night sweetly before going to bed, hold hands together, coquetry together, buy food and cook together. Why doesn't matter.

My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

6. Brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me. Whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

7. As for feelings, I think I'm slow-heating. My personality is straightforward, strong, independent and sensitive. I pay attention to details. For example, I am often moved by some details. Seeing the innocent smile of teenagers, the sweet hugs of couples, the busy and hard work of parents and the help and dependence of the elderly will deeply touch my heart. Even smelling the flowers in spring, basking in the low sun in winter and looking at the deep night sky will be unconsciously infected and moved. I like sports, because life lies in sports. I like traveling, because it is not a trip, nor is it just a holiday. Travel is a process, a discovery. This is a process of self-discovery. Travel not only allows us to see the world, but also allows us to see our place in it, which gives us more strength to face all the difficulties and pains in life. During the journey, we talk to our hearts, and life itself is a journey.

8. I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old and in estrus. I want to talk about my love. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

9. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every day is a day.

10. Feel safe when hugging together.

1 1. The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the lovers in the street are enviable. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

12. Single male, brewed in 1983, at an altitude between Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming, definitely not as heavy as Fu Biao. After the campus melted and the army forged, his first job was legal, his second job was legal and his third job was confidential. He wants to find an ordinary beauty of 20 to 23 years old and enjoy the two-person world. I hope you are gentle, kind, quiet, kind to the elderly, like small animals (except mice), love the beautiful things in life (excluding money), and have not lost your innocence.

13. Marriage: 30 years old, empty-handed, thinking about the past and the future, looking for it everywhere, disappearing from all corners of the country, listening to people's instructions, trying the net. Secular desires, you and I both have, the Eight Immortals crossed the ocean, and you and I came to the net, which is perfect.

14. Same taste in life. Including clothes, records, food and so on. I don't value each other very much, but when I am tired, I know he is at home.

15. You will get: a husband (can be used to deal with relatives and friends; Chef (but not responsible for the quality of food; One handbag (150Kg or less, and no more than 20 shopping bags; Two shoulders (you can lean on, you can be a pillow, you can ride ...,; The monthly salary is about 80% (excluding bonus and gray income; Free gift: a punching bag (for two people).

16. Do you want someone to take you home after your classmate's wedding? Do you want to block your parents' mouths and let your seven aunts and eight aunts who are media completely extinct? Do you want the stalker to disappear automatically? Do you want a tea waiter when you are sick? There's a sudden power outage at home. Do you want me to help you repair the circuit? Then try to marry yourself!

17. No education, no culture, no paragraphs, no villa, no BMW salary 880, no worries, just want to have a home!

Classic marriage quotations 3 1. Fate is not halfway, but isolated in the middle. It's almost a few years since I left Ben San this year, and I'm alone. It's time to settle down and start a career.

2. But my parents are persistent at home, and so are my uncles and aunts. My cousins and others all ask about my beauty, because they want to make it complete because of the important events at home.

3. Treat the local people from other places equally, without appearance, kindness and gentleness, especially those who are personable. If you are kind-hearted and gentle, you should show your information at home to show sincerity, not falsehood, and surprise you both inside and outside.

4. Kindness, gentleness, virtuous and single-minded. These are all advantages, there is no need to hide them, they are all taught by my parents and taught by my family.

I think marriage is very important, so we should implement it carefully, live in harmony and grow old together.

6. I like that you are a mature man with rich experience, a deep understanding of life and a pair of discerning eyes to understand everything in the world. I am a somewhat childish woman. Although I have been walking on the rivers and lakes for many years, my heart is still crystal clear. And a little daddy complex. Therefore, I hope you were born in the 1960s. ...

7. I like your optimistic and positive attitude towards life. A man who knows how to make fun of life instead of complaining is more desperate than a nagging woman. ...

8. Fate often likes to joke, and the road of life will never be smooth. When depressed, it doesn't hurt to find a few cheerful buddies to have a drink and go home together.

9. I know very well that it is hard to be a modern person. I want to work hard and live a good life for my family. I don't mind your leaving for ten and a half days. But you can't keep silent for ten days and a half. I will worry, I will worry.

10. Never use being too busy as an excuse. No one is too busy to spend a few minutes making a phone call and sending a text message. Unless, of course, he doesn't have this person in mind ...

1 1. My parents knew I was slow, so they kept telling me it was a big deal. Since I was appointed, I have been sighing all night, afraid of repeating the same mistakes, so as not to hurt my parents' hearts. I work hard day and night at my post and have no money in my pocket.

This is why I am loyal to my parents.

13. Otherwise, I will accompany you to pour a bottle at home. When you wake up, please put on the clean clothes I put on your pillow and start again in high spirits. I know you can! ……

14. Sincerely, you should open your heart and tell my family the truth and show your sincerity. It is not advisable to judge a book by its cover, for the love of money is more expensive and blocks the road of fate.

15. You don't have to be too rich. As long as you work hard, you are the best man. Of course, don't be too poor, but not as those who have been poor together know. The standard of living is more than enough, I think it's ok. ...

16. I like that you love nature as much as I do. This is spontaneous love. Wherever you go, you really blend in with nature, not look at the scenery for the sake of artiness. ...

17. I've always dreamed of going hand in hand with you to the flower and bird market, supermarket, bookstore, seaside ... do you know?

18. Until now, I really understand the true meaning of life: plain and true. Fortunately, I didn't give myself to others easily to understand this truth. ...

19. If you want me to fight you, I think my IQ is not too low. If you want me to be the woman behind you, fine. I am a woman who takes off her armor and idles to her bones.

Zhang Can Cage. What's more, learning tea art, floral art, cooking and writing small articles in the bubble bookstore is also my interest. People often ask me, aren't you lonely?

2 1. I said, no! Because there are too many things to do. Then, you can move forward boldly with confidence. I know how to create a warm home for you.

Classic love and marriage quotations 4 1, looks are reasonable. Not too beautiful, not too ugly, so-so. Too beautiful women make people worry, and too ugly women make people feel uncomfortable. The so-called average is that the facial features are correct and pleasing to the eye. Don't disturb those who are overly narcissistic.

I was born in 1986. It doesn't matter how old I am. It is better to be born after 80, after all, people in the same era are more talkative together. The post-90 s thoughts are too individual.

3. Personality should be independent. It doesn't matter if you earn money or not, but you must have the ability to live independently. Don't count on me for everything. I'm looking for a girlfriend, not a daughter or a lover.

4, talked about more than 3 boyfriends, do not disturb. No matter why you broke up with your previous three boyfriends, if you dumped three people in a row, you are a man in easy virtue. If you get dumped three times in a row, you are really not a good person. Poor people must have something hateful.

5. "Non-mainstream" do not disturb. I'm still traditional in my bones, and your behavior is too weird for me to watch. We don't live on the same planet. I am hostile to aliens.

6. sensible. Don't be unreasonable and don't give me face in front of my friends. Face is very important to me. It's shameless of you to tear me up.

7. No more than two ear holes. I don't want to see too many holes in you. What I want is a complete person who doesn't appreciate the beauty of imperfection. I don't have enough money to buy you more than two earrings.

8. Please don't disturb the heavy makeup. Fresh and clean, you can wear light makeup, but black and white are too bright, like ghosts or turkeys or sex workers, please respect yourself.

9, do not disturb the teeth. I don't want kissing to turn into a nightmare.

10, know a craft. Piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, playing musical instruments and doing handicrafts can all add interest to life.

1 1, correct walking posture. Walk at a normal pace, don't come to me for the inside eight characters, the outside eight characters and the limping steps. People should be down-to-earth and take the right path, not the wrong one.

12, I'm so spoiled. I am not a prince, so don't think of yourself as a princess. I can't entertain you. Be sharp and honest, don't act like a glass man.

13, caring. Have basic sympathy for the weak and try to help others. Please don't bother coldly.

14, you can't worship foreign things. I can take you to travel abroad, but you must know that China is the best. I love my country very much. If you tell me that everything in foreign countries is better than China, I may commit domestic violence against you.

15, this is my criteria for choosing a spouse and my interpretation of the criteria. It is my personal hobby and behavior. It's not that girls who don't meet these conditions are not good, but that they are not suitable for me.

Classic marriage quotation 5 1, what you get when you marry yourself: a husband (can be used to deal with relatives and friends; Chef (but not responsible for the quality of food; One handbag (150Kg or less, and no more than 20 shopping bags; Shoulder two (can lean on, can be used as a pillow, can ride, ...,; 80% of monthly salary (excluding bonus and gray income,; Gift: a punching bag (only for two people).

2, handsome and have a car, this is chess; It is the bank that has money and housing; Have a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; Handsome, with a car, money, a house, obligations and a sense of justice, Altman plays chess outside the bank. If you like Altman, don't come. Please contact me if you like reliable.

3. I am a college student, and superior conditions are the premise for me to know girls, so I specially submit my resume in the hope that interested girls can be my girlfriend!

4, male unmarried, key undergraduate (only a few minutes, brilliant achievements (I was a monitor in primary school, and now I work in a multinational organization (I clean the table at McDonald's, and I get a good salary (I don't arrive late and leave 800 yuan early), and I have a house (many people have real estate licenses, cars (non-motor vehicles, rich passbooks (above 3 mm)), and I want to find a beautiful man of about 25 years old.

5, some people urgently need to buy a girlfriend, requirements: 80% new, spending money is too painful, just practical; Factory date: between1975 and1985; Quality: all parts are complete, the chip is not damaged, and it is still under warranty; Vehicle type: safety, environmental protection and money saving; Length: 1. 5— 1。 65 (m,; Weight: 45-55 kg; Appearance: the big difference is not bad; ISO9003 certification is required. Please contact 1234567 as soon as possible if this condition is met! Thank you for your cooperation!

A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he is looking for height 1. More than 70 meters, like Liang Yongqi Hong Kong women as his wife (the original version is of course the best, first come, first served, now or never.

7. Marriage of Warcraft strongman: N multi-parts, can make various copies, once studied in Du Chao League, can fight and cure, and self-identify as a new era with eggs, specialization, operation and individuality. And world of Warcraft teenagers. Don't talk too disgusting, don't operate too badly, don't come from the whole tribe, I can't stand it in my heart, I can command, don't always command the next FB, and of course don't be too ugly MM.

8, poor is ugly, one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand. Would you?

9, although my eyes are a little flowery, there is no scar on my smooth face; Although the night sky is so dark, I don't feel inferior at all. Who made me naturally like fantasy? Finding a boyfriend is my ideal.

10, my family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, rural hukou, mainly feeding dogs, herding cattle part-time, looking for a spouse, the following requirements: ghosts don't worry, people don't let dogs go, pigs don't run!

1 1, I am very creative and prove that God is fair! My friends say that I am a collection of stars: Shen Dianxia's waist, Fui-On Shing's mouth, Pan Changjiang's height and Zheng Zhihua's legs!

12 and 1986 are made in China, with a length of 176cm and a net weight of 63kg. It adopts artificial intelligence system, with complete components and stable operation. After 20 years of operation, it is a trustworthy product with complete procedures and unlimited return. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people (female only, * * * to develop the second generation products. ...

Classic marriage quotations 6 1. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spread everywhere!

2. You are like a nine-day fairy, but your face hits the ground first.

I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

I want to say that you are an idiot, and I praise you.

I received a short message yesterday, asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

6. As the saying goes, peace of mind is naturally cool. So, I lay in bed and pretended to be dead.

7. There are many people on the bus, and one roars: Mom stepped on me B!

8. Old people can't fight. Children can't fight. Women don't fight. Men fight to the death.

9. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life. Don't be too arrogant.

10, the wind is nice. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

1 1, originally, the IQ was high, and even the EQ was zero, which made people not live.

12, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

13, God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.

14. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

15, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

16, how vast life is and how much homework there is.

How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

18. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

19, life since ancient times, don't shit, stay healthy every day.

20. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.