Joke English

Joke English 1:

When I bought my first CD player, I was able to decipher most technical terms on the promotional signs. However, there was a name that puzzled me, so I called a salesperson and asked: What does "mixed pulse digital-to-analog converter" mean? She said that this means that the machine will read the digital information encoded on the CD and convert it into audio signals-that is, into music. In other words, this CD player plays CDs.

Joke English 2:

The great painter was asked to draw a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. Shortly after the movie started, there was a click (failure) fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to finish half of what he expected. After the work is finished, the sponsor (sponsor, customer) is asked to check it. In fact, this painting is just a touch of bright red. What is this? The buyer said loudly. I demand the Red Sea, in the famous passage. That's it, Huo Jiasi replied. But where are the Israelis? They're all over. Where are the Egyptians? They all drowned.

Joke English 3:

As soon as a well-dressed young man entered the restaurant, he asked, "Give me the food quickly! Give me your best. I don't care about the price. " The waiter didn't like the way he spoke and said to him, "hey, man, it doesn't matter if you have a lot of money." You are still someone else's son and someone else's grandson. " The young man said angrily, "I dare you!" Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson? " The waiter easily replied, "No one. Only your grandfather. "

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