"Jokes" can also be taken seriously.

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5- 1 ? "Jokes" can also be taken seriously.

Lu Xun's Title: Jokes about Jokes

Classic quotation: "Let me tell a joke, too. Lv Buwei's behavior is the evidence that makes a person' doubt his parents'. "

(Original issue 1924 65438+ 10/7 "Morning Post Supplement")

Comment on late Cheng Zhai: Mr. Wang's joke is: "Our behavior is evidence that people' doubt their parents'." Judging from the text, Mr. Fan Wenlan does not seem to advocate the suspicion of "no conclusive evidence", while Mr. is the opposite. Although both are "paragraphs", the meaning is self-evident. Actually, jokes can be taken seriously. For example, a sentence circulating on the Internet "Move the boss to the toilet".

February 26(th), 2002

5-2 is incomplete and chaotic.

Lu Xun's Title: Strange Calendar

Classic Quotation: "I kept seeing1February 3 1 day, and finally I didn't see it for a day and a month."

(original issue192465438+1supplement of October 27th morning post)

Comment on Late Chengzhai: According to Mr. Wang's quotation, I also found a "strange". In these seven days, not only the day of the sun and the day of the moon disappeared. There is no Obsidian Day! -unless the quotation is wrong. This kind of "not only is it appropriate to shave your head" shows the increase and confusion year after year! "

What should be incomplete is also a sign of confusion!

2010/0 June 15? 201modified on February 26th.

5-3 "Correction" still needs to be corrected.

Lu Xun's title: I hope not to "correct"

Classic quotation: "I think of a request ... but if I don't know the meaning, I can't think it's wrong, and' adding oil and vinegar' is better than' surviving', which is not bad."

(Originally published on128 October 0924+ Morning Post Supplement 65438+65438, and later included in Hot Air)

Late Chengzhai Comments: As Mr. Wang said, nature is good, but it is limited to this. If you are really wrong, you have to "add enthusiasm to correct"! As this article said, Mr. Wang Yuanfang first became an "ancient man" and later became an "unprecedented man".

2010/0 June 15? 201modified on February 26th.

5-4 It has existed since ancient times, and it still exists today.

Lu Xun's title: "It has existed since ancient times" again.

Classic Quotation: "And because I don't really believe in historical evolution, I'm afraid it's still there."

(Original issue 65438+September 28th Morning Post Supplement 0924)

Comment on Late Chengzhai: Most of the things that still exist today are "things that have existed since ancient times". For example, literary inquisition, personality cult, unjust, false and wrong cases, corrupt officials, Jiang Yang thieves, profiteers and prostitutes ... and this kind of thing will happen for a long time.

History has only retrogression and repetition, but it is still "evolution" on the whole. In this regard, Mr. "don't believe", but I believe!

February 26(th), 2002

5-5 Talking about "Literature Saving the Country"

Lu Xun's Title: Literature Salvation Law

Classic quotation: "It seems that I am really ignorant. Until now, I realized that China's weakness was lamented by the poets of new poetry. ". "Driven by hot pillow's theory of saving the country, I figured it out overnight and wrote down the policy of saving the country."

"Anyone who is too long, too short, too fat, too thin, too sick, old and weak is not allowed to write poetry."

(Original issue 1924 10 February 2nd, Morning Post Supplement)

Comment on Late Chengzhai: Teacher Wang's writing is sharp, pungent, eloquent and humorous, which makes the younger generation admire him.

Poetry, naturally, cannot make the country strong, but it will not be weak.

The power and function of literature to save the country is really not so direct. Ming and Zhu Li drove Walla in Mobei; Qi Jiguang drove the enemy out of overseas, relying entirely on military strength. But "the power of culture" cannot be underestimated. It is said that China is the only one of the top ten ancient empires in the world. One of the important reasons is the inheritance of China culture. In the face of excellent Chinese culture, no matter how powerful aliens are, they are also assimilated! You can't even admit it!

February 26(th), 2002

5-6 deserved to be dumped.

Lu Xun's Title: On the Collapse of Leifeng Pagoda

Classic quotation: "I have also seen the real scene of' Leifeng Sunset Red', but it is not good-looking, I thought."

"When he built the tower, didn't he think that it would eventually collapse?"

(original issue 1 924165438+10/7,No.1issue of Yusi Weekly, and later included in Grave).

Wei Chengzhai's micro-comment: The "ugly" "Leifeng Sunset Red" is in rags, hidden in lakes and mountains, and worth dumping! What's more, it's holding up the white empress, who is poor to everyone! Besides, it is only a matter of time before a man-made thing "falls down" on high. But after all, people can't stop building because they want to "fall down", so there are more and more "bad" things!

February 27(th), 2002

5-7. 1 Anger is indisputable ...

Lu Xun's topic: On photos (1) and other materials.

Classic Quotations: "Therefore, menstrual semen can prolong life, hair and nails can enrich blood, and defecation can cure many diseases ..."

? (original issue 1925 65438+ 10/2, No.9 issue of Threads Weekly, later included in Grave)

Late Chengzhai Comments:? Mr. Wang exposed the ignorance of compatriots in S City, angered them, denounced them and ignored their "decency". Really called: the deep responsibility of love.

? February 27th, 2002.

5-7.2 Being both a master device and a slave device

Lu Xun's topic: on photography (2) form and so on

Classic quotation: "... Sun Hao, when he ruled Wu, such a tyrannical tyrant was such a despicable slave when he was promoted to Jin."

(original issue 1925 65438+ 10/2, No.9 issue of Threads Weekly, later included in Grave)

Later Chengzhai Comments: As the saying goes, "The arrogant must flatter everything", which is like an iron law, depicting the faces of those who are both masters and slaves. Throughout the ages, China was his master's slave and his master's "double-faced man".

February 27(th), 2002

5-7.3 Men disguised as women

Lu Xun's title: on photography and so on (3) untitled and so on

Classic Quotation: "The greatest, most permanent and most common art in China is to dress up as a woman."

(original issue 1925 65438+ 10/2, No.9 issue of Threads Weekly, later included in Grave)

Wei Chengzhai's micro-comment: "Men dress up as women" can dress up women better than women. This is an example to prove that there was once a master Mei Lanfang; There are Li Yugang rookies today. Can you say this is not art? But this is only seen by a very limited number of people on the stage. There is still a distance from the "most common"! To say that it is "the greatest and most permanent" is to "hold" it too much. I'm going to be sarcastic with Mr. Wang!

2010/0 June 15? 201modified on February 27th.

5-8 ? Not "can't say"

Lu Xun's title: unspeakable

Classic quotation: "Tao Bufan" is actually an "unspeakable", so these three words are equivalent to 5,000 words. "

(original issue 1 924165438+10/7, issue1of Yusi Weekly, later included in the episode)

Wei Chengzhai commented: "I can't say it." In fact, I did. Mr. Yun: "I think the most stable thing for critics is not to create at the same time." The meaning is simple and clear, even the best critic, if created, is likely to be "booed". This is not "stable" in Mr. Wang's eyes, but I think: Mr. Wang's words seem to be inaccurate. Apart from others, as far as Mr. Wang is concerned, he is not a first-class critic! At the same time, Mr. Wang's creation is not "smooth sailing". Therefore, criticism and creation are not incompatible, and they can have both. If Mr. Quan knows something, what do you think?

2010/0 June 16? 201modified on February 27th.

5-9 don't let heaven take the fall.

Lu Xun's title: Five Stories of Fenghua.

Classic Quotation: "China is the bane of heaven". Tiandao: It's really wrong! "

(Original1October 24th, No.2 of Threads Weekly 1924 165438, later included in the episode)

Comment on Late Maturity: China is full of disasters, so there is a saying that "Heaven is the disaster of China". In fact, apart from a few catastrophic earthquakes, tsunamis, floods and droughts, what do most disasters have to do with the sky? What's more, the sky shines on the same global village, and China is not the only one with a vast territory. Why are we the only ones who will die in peacetime? Blaming the curse on God's account is a way of "borrowing God's curse". Anyone who is impartial and not very ignorant can argue clearly. This is clearly: man-made disaster!

I hope I don't always let Tian take the fall. ?

February 28(th), 2002

5- 10 strange owl's evil voice (1)

Lu Xun's Title: Music? 》

Classic Quotation: "In short:' If you don't listen, blame your helix for being too stupid or too thick-skinned'!"

? (Originally published on February 5th 1924+ 15 of Yusi Weekly, and later included in Interlude)

Comment on Late Chengzhai: What would the world be like without music? I really can't imagine.

There is a certain limit to the hearing of the human ear. The voice is too low to hear; The voice is unbearable. Therefore, "sound" should not only sound just right, but also sound good, and if it sounds good, it will be "happy". Nowadays, many artists either scream loudly or recite scriptures like monks. I get goose bumps when I hear it. Don't say that happiness is difficult. I'm afraid it's disgusting. This kind of sound, although many are advertised as "self-created", is similar to a strange sound to me.

? The evil voice of a strange owl (2)

Comment: I'm sorry to compare the songs of some artists-music-to the bad sound of strange birds. But introspection is not a "stupid spiral", let alone a "cheeky". Pinch your thigh-it hurts. So it's not "dizzy" or "fever", so you can't blame yourself. Then who is to blame? Is it because of the "madness" of blind idolization? Or blame the "wind and cloud" that breeds "strange owls"?

? 20 10, 10, 17, 2065438+February 29th, 2002.

5- 1 1 ? Mr. Wang doesn't like "holding the middle"

Lu Xun's topic: I see the truth of "hugging China"

Classic quotation: "those rumors ... people often praise and criticize me behind my back." It is no problem to praise and consolidate, but if it is negative, isn't it very irritating? " ..... revenge, the meaning of the spring and autumn period. "

(Originally published on February 5th 1924+ 15 of Yusi Weekly, and later included in Interlude)

Comment on Wan Chengzhai: Everyone in the world likes to listen to good words, even the "real dragon emperor" is no exception, so there is a saying that "a thousand smelly flatteries don't stink". It seems that Mr Wang Can can't avoid his vulgarity. The cloud said, "There is nothing wrong with praising the solid, but there are also derogatory meanings. Why not?" Then, I want to borrow the meaning of Spring and Autumn Annals to "revenge". It can be seen that Mr. Wang hates those who belittle him. So, can you like it or not? I'm afraid not. Because it is not easy to "hold the middle"; Mr. Erze doesn't like "praising China", which can be seen from the article "Let me tell the truth about" praising China ".

? 20 10, 10, 17, 2065438+February 29th, 2002.