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How to get along with a Scorpio?

Someone once said that there are only two astrologers in the world who understand Scorpio. And the two men disagreed. This is of course a joke and not true. This is just to say that Scorpios are a bit unpredictable, not that you can't deal with them. When dating a Scorpio, first of all, you must treat them seriously. Such people's self-esteem makes them like to listen to flattery. No matter what Scorpio says, don't go against it. This does not mean that you should be hypocritical. Scorpios are very intuitive and they can see through your mind. Still, Scorpios are sensitive to words of praise, so they don't like obvious flattery. For a Scorpio woman, don't talk about her grooming (which is often challenging to attract attention), how beautiful she is, or how confidential her conversations are. When a Scorpio man tells you a joke, you have to laugh or you'll offend him. Don't look at its weaknesses and praise its strengths. Don't ask a Scorpio to go to the theater, take a long trip, or go to a boring party with you. Scorpio loves home. You can sit at home with him at night and listen to your favorite music, which will quickly deepen your relationship with him. You can always ask Scorpio for their opinions, and never suggest a way to solve a problem that Scorpio doesn't like. No matter what, you have to make Scorpio feel that they know more than others. In this way, you will smoothly enter into a relationship with a Scorpio. You need to be full of love. Scorpio needs the love of others, but it will also repay you with love. You need to give your Scorpio your full attention, otherwise, he or she will become jealous or resentful. Comply with Scorpio's plans. This type of person does not like others to interfere with their plans and only allows others to make small adjustments to their established plans. If you are dating a Scorpio woman, don't appear stingy. If she invites you to dinner, you have to bring a bottle of high-end champagne. If you want to attract a Scorpio man, dress sexy, show off your figure and wear seductive perfume. Remember: Don't be shy around a Scorpio man. What should you give as a gift to a Scorpio? You can choose interesting gemstones. Scorpios like to decorate themselves. You can give a Scorpio woman a flashy accessory, and a Scorpio man boots or a belt with jewelry. You can also give a Scorpio woman big earrings. The drooping earrings rubbing her neck will bring her sexual excitement. A little suggestion: If you go out for lunch with a Scorpio, it’s best to go to a seafood restaurant. Scorpio's favorite is shrimp. If the surrounding atmosphere is full of temptation, it will increase Scorpio's sense of romance. You can spread some mats on the floor, light some incense, or play some romantic music. Of course none of this is particularly important, at the end of the day, it will make love to you even on a hard concrete floor. Breaking up with a Scorpio is more dangerous. Scorpios have bad tempers. If you have a head-on conflict with them, problems will arise. It is best to use a more tactful approach. Gradually reduce your love for Scorpio and don't hug, kiss or talk about your love for them as usual. Put your own interests first, complain that Scorpio doesn't care about you, and take responsibility for any mistakes made by Scorpio in any social situation without mercy. Even if you don't know what you are talking about, you still have to talk rhetorically and don't give Scorpio a chance to interrupt. In bed, don't let a Scorpio get his way.