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A zombie film, monastic Chinese

Yimei Taoist

Yimei Taoist (played by Lin Zhengying) is highly cultivated and good at Maoshan Taoism. He lives in a small town with his apprentice Ahao (played by Qian Xiaohao). He got a little zombie from the Qing Dynasty, and the little zombie often helped him and Ahao do things. One day, Taoist Yimei was invited by people from a neighboring town to catch ghosts. Because the plague was spreading in the neighboring town, zombies appeared from time to time. Taoist Yimei took Ahao and the little zombie and set off. They met a group of nuns in a neighboring town and made a lot of jokes. Taoist Taoist Yimei discovered that all the water sources in the neighboring town were contaminated with corpse poison and could not be drunk, so he and Ahao looked for water sources together. He found traces of zombies in the basement of the church. It turned out that there was a Western zombie here. The director of the neighboring town office accidentally resurrected the Western zombie. A wonderful show of Chinese magic against Western zombies was staged. .

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Exorcist Priest

The old priest of Jiuquan Town Church was impaled to death by a cross that was broken by lightning. The church has been abandoned and closed since then. Twenty years later, Father Wu (played by Wu Ma) planned to reopen the church, but his elder brother Jiu Shu (played by Lin Zhengying) said that the church was deeply evil and strongly opposed it. The mayor's son David (played by Yang Ziru) secretly wanted to use the church to exorcise corpses. He is engaged in illegal drug trafficking and advocates the reopening of the church. Uncle Jiu's male apprentice A Xing (played by Zou Zhaolong) has a crush on Anny (played by Yue Hong) who has returned from studying abroad.

The beautiful and innocent female apprentice Xiaoyue (played by Chen Jiajun) also has a crush on Father Sen (played by Huang Sen). One night, John saw a dead body, which was the old priest from twenty years ago, and the dead body had turned into a vampire. Early the next morning, John's body was discovered, so he set up an altar to subdue the zombie transformed by Brother Wang. In order to avoid harming anyone, he sneaked into the backyard of the church at starry night and burned the body. In addition, another corpse chased by the dragon slayer came to the town. A corpse teased Anny on the road. Anny felt strange. Xing volunteered to go with Xiaoyue to investigate and found out the secret of using corpses to transport poison. Uncle Jiu, so Tu Long and Uncle Jiu fought, but Tu Long was defeated. It turns out that David helped Father Wu reopen the church as a transfer station for corpses to transport drugs, and those so-called dead corpses were all pretended to be living people smuggling drugs. But just as they were about to reveal the truth, they discovered that the dead bodies had all turned into real zombies.