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Do you know which year in Jackie Chan's movie career was the most injured?

Jackie Chan (Part 1)

Author: Cai Lam

2006-04-18 15:52:45

We shot in Yugoslavia The exterior scenes of "Brothers of the Dragon" have been shot for three weeks. In the middle of it, Jackie Chan had to go to Tokyo to promote "Heart of the Dragon" to be released. He was gone for five days, so we had to shoot the scenes without him. Once he came back He was about to go into battle. In the past five days, he had spent forty-eight hours flying back and forth. This trip in Japan had press conferences day and night, which was hard enough for him.

He had too much energy and did not ask for rest. After taking some close-ups that day, he followed up with very difficult shots.

Forty minutes away from the city center, the location is in ruins. There is a tree between the two walls. In the play, Jackie Chan is asked to jump out from the wall on this side, grab a branch, turn over, and leap to the opposite wall.

From the branches to the ground, it is as high as fifteen meters, and the ground is covered with large rocks. In order to capture the height, paper boxes or tatami cannot be laid.

"Is that okay?" the staff asked.

"Okay." Jackie Chan answered firmly.

Skip anything higher. The finale scenes in "Plan A" and other movies are more dangerous than this. Jackie Chan himself thinks he can do it with confidence.

The camera started, Jackie Chan rushed forward, grabbed the branch, and turned to the other side. Everything was filmed as expected. The Yugoslav staff clapped and praised it, but Jackie Chan was not satisfied. In their terms, the movements "flowed" and every move could not be seen clearly.

“One more.”

The second shooting process was the same. The movements have improved, they are clear, and the postures are beautiful. Everyone thinks they can receive the goods.

Jackie Chan’s opinion is that jumping over the target is like acting for the sake of acting. The plot is that he is being chased by the natives and has no way out. He sees the tree in a hurry and makes this move, so it is best. It would be more realistic if he looked back to see that the natives had caught up and then jumped up the tree.

I took the third shot as he wanted and jumped out. In an instant, everyone saw that he couldn't catch the branch and fell straight down to the depths.

Maybe it’s Jackie Chan’s instinct. It was obvious that the head was thrust straight down. Later, when we watched the pornographic film frame by frame, Jackie Chan was still turning over when he fell, and ended up on his back.

There was a heavy click, and I shouted in my heart that it was bad.

Jackie Chan's father was also at the scene. He rushed forward anxiously to see his son's condition. If the Yugoslav staff hadn't held him back, he almost fell down too.

When I climbed down the wall, I just hoped that Jackie Chan would be fine. He had fallen down so many times and was still safe. When I rushed forward and saw Jackie Chan, I realized the seriousness of the matter.

There were no skin injuries on Jackie Chan's body, but blood flowed out of his ears like a hose. Under his head is a large rock.

Everyone scrambled to use the most convenient piece of cloth to stop his bleeding. There was a doctor at the scene. He ran over and handed a large piece of cotton to cover Jackie Chan's ears.

"How's it going?" Jackie Chan asked calmly without feeling faint.

"It's okay, it's okay, I scratched my ear." Abi, the makeup artist, coaxed.

"Does it hurt? Does it hurt?" Jackie Chan's father was so anxious that he didn't know what to say.

Jackie Chan shook his head, bleeding even more.

The stretcher was brought over, and the martial artists carried Jackie Chan on it: "You must be awake and not sleep."

More than a dozen people carried him to the car. The mountain road was very narrow. , the jeep can climb up, and it takes ten minutes to reach the main road.

Under the bumps and bumps, blood flowed again. One piece of cotton was soaked and then another piece was replaced. Jackie Chan’s father worriedly kissed his other cheek.

I got on another express train and went straight to the hospital, but it took half an hour to get to the nearest one. Jackie Chan stayed awake the entire time. Afterward, he told us that he felt dizzy, in pain, and wanted to vomit, but he still endured it. Come down.

Finally arrived at the hospital. This journey seemed like half a lifetime. One look at this hospital, how simple and dilapidated it is.

He rushed into the emergency room and the doctor gave him four injections of tetanus medicine and then stopped the bleeding. However, the blood was overflowing from the brain. How could he stop it?

"No, we must change to a brain hospital." The doctor made a decision.

After another trip, when I arrived, I found that this brain hospital was even more dilapidated than the last one. I immediately felt a pimple in my heart.

After a while, the doctor arrived. He was an old man with a wretched appearance, with messy white hair. It was obvious that the white medical robe was not changed every day.

He pushed Jackie Chan into the scanning X-ray room and took dozens of photos.

Manager Chen Ziqiang took this time to contact Hong Kong. After receiving the report, Zou Wenhuai and He Guanchang immediately called the best brain doctor in Europe.

The hospital's equipment is different from its appearance. Many machines are advanced. After the X-rays came out, the doctors formed a group to conduct joint research.

"The patient has a four-inch long crack in his brain." The doctor told us in standard English.

"Is it dangerous to shed so much blood?" Chen Ziqiang asked.

"Fortunately, it came out from the ears." The doctor replied, "Otherwise it would accumulate in the brain and the patient would be in a coma."

"What should I do now?"

"Operate immediately." The old doctor said, "A piece of the patient's skull has been inserted into the brain."

As soon as they heard that the operation was going to be performed in Shankara, everyone became even more worried. .

"If no surgery is performed, the blood will accumulate in the ear and the patient may become deaf. This is still a trivial matter. If the broken bone rubs against the brain, it will be too late." The wretched doctor said.

I am hesitant. What should I do if the doctor can only proceed with Jackie Chan’s father’s permission? what to do? I have no confidence at all when it comes to surgery. If the operation is not done well, it would be worse.

The long-distance call came. Now it is too late to move Jackie Chan to other places. The International Health Organization in Paris introduced Yugoslavia's most famous Dr. Peterson's surgery must be correct.

"We are going to have Dr. Peterson perform the operation!" Everyone shouted excitedly, "Please call Dr. Peterson. Where is Dr. Peterson? How can I find him?"

The unattractive old man smiled at us and said: "Don't be nervous, I am Dr. Peterson."

Jackie Chan's father signed the certificate.

Jackie Chan (Part 2)

Author: Cai Lan

2006-04-18 15:55:49

Jackie Chan’s father is here The certificate is signed.

Dr. Peterson comforted him: "Please don't worry. This operation is simpler than breaking the bones of your hands and feet. The problem is that it affects the brain. You just think it is more serious."

After speaking, he put out his cigarette butt and led a group of anesthesiologists, nurses and two assistant doctors into the operating room.

An hour passed as slowly as a crawl. After such a long operation, the doctor still said it was not serious.

There is a small room outside the operating room where several auxiliary nurses are waiting. They will only enter if necessary. Yugoslavs are big smokers, and these women smoked so hard that the whole small room was filled with smoke.

The door opened and Dr. Peterson came out.

We thought the operation was completed and wanted to go up to ask. Unexpectedly, he made a wait gesture to us, asked the nurses for a cigarette, lit it and smoked hard, and after smoking, Then I went back to the operating room.

Oh my God! There is no such doctor in the world. If he hadn't been said to be a famous doctor, we would have been frightened to death.

At least another hour passed before the entire team of medical staff came out.

"How is the situation, doctor?" Chen Ziqiang asked.

Peterson shook his head, and everyone was stunned.

"I have never seen such a patient." Peterson lit a cigarette and said, "From the time he entered the hospital, took X-rays, and had surgery, his blood pressure remained constant and never dropped. He is really superhuman. , really superhuman.

“Has the dangerous period passed? "Chen Ziqiang asked loudly.

"Spent it. But you need to observe it for a while to see if there are any sequelae.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Peterson smoked again: "You are useless here." Go back, the patient won't wake up until tomorrow. Don't worry, it will be as good as new in ten days. ”

The nurse pushed Jackie Chan out, and we saw him sleeping peacefully, like a baby.

The ward was for six people to a room, and the environment was really bad. Chen Ziqiang was noisy If you want to change to a single room, it doesn't matter how much you pay.

Peterson shook his head again: "Everyone uses the emergency ward, not for money, but for humanitarian reasons. "

That's what Peterson said, but the next day he finally moved Jackie Chan to a room for two people.

There are all kinds of first aid machines inside, just in case, we Looking at this situation, we can no longer ask Jackie Chan to stay in a private ward.

The nurses were smoking and marveling. When we went to see Jackie Chan, they said: "This patient can still wake up." After eating breakfast, my appetite is so good that ordinary people now only vomit yellow water. "

On this day, the doctor only allowed a few of us to see him. We had to wear special robes when entering the ward. When we saw Jackie Chan lying on the bed, his father went to kiss him again. He shook hands with us, without saying much. He talked and fell asleep.

On the third day, he started to have headaches. This was an inevitable phenomenon. After the doctor finished speaking, he asked the nurse to give him an analgesic injection.

Every time. , Jackie Chan felt that it was more difficult than having a headache. This man could change anything, but he hated injections.

There were eight nurses taking turns to take care of him. One of them was particularly gentle, and she was the one who gave the injections. It's the least painful thing. It's a pity that this nurse has a big nose. Maybe she can agree with Jackie Chan on this. Jackie Chan says it's not hard at all. The most uncomfortable thing is waking up. When I arrived, I found that there were two tubes, one inserted into the urethra and the other at the back. It was extremely painful when I moved it, and it was even more painful when I pulled it out.

When Lun came to see him, the nurse asked him to wait outside. While waiting, Lun whistled, which was the friendship song "Friends" between the two in the play. Jackie heard it inside and hummed it along. p>

Hong Kong initially thought it was a minor injury because it was said that Jackie Chan could sing and dance again. This was wrong news because at that time the doctors did not know whether he would become an idiot after treatment.

After a week, Peterson saw that he recovered quickly, so he removed the stitches in two steps, first removing half, then stopping for a day, and then removing the other half. No one knew how many stitches he had to sew. Dare to ask.

“It’s time to leave the hospital. "Peterson said, "I believe the hotel environment is better than here. ”

The reason why I took so long to post the news is because I didn’t want to alarm Jackie Chan’s old mother in Australia.

We will continue filming in three weeks without affecting the quality of the film. The last time it failed The scene will come again.

Jackie Chan said.