Who has any commonly used two-part allegorical sayings? It's ok to tell some hilarious jokes.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west-saying that he has sunny (affection) as well as sunny (affection)

Sima Yu Wenjun-Love at first sight

Ye Gong Hao Long-False love

Falling in love in the movie.

How old are you to become sworn brothers alone?

What a big face.

Seven-year-old Ya has been looking at cows for eight years.

What a big face.

Ants wear glasses.-Not that big face.

The Prime Minister can hold a boat in his stomach-magnanimous

Clear water and miscellaneous noodles-You eat and I watch

Sparrows want to lay eggs-How can you open your mouth

Coptis Chinensis as a flute-Finding pleasure in suffering

Three-year-old children have seen cows for nine years-but they can't

Kongming boasts Zhuge Liang- < The Analects of Confucius > > -Call yourself an expert

Stick the advice on your back-Show it to others

The rooster flies on the back of the house-Reach the top

The bald man in the crowd-His head is conspicuous

He wears a vest on his jacket-Every other (case). Outside a set of

prostration-a picture of a slave

a camel with a broken leg-groveling

a dog meets its master-wagging its head

a mute pays New Year greetings-less talking and more kowtowing

painting flowers on the coffin-pleasing ghosts

swearing in a sedan chair- Much more

Little bald, take off your hat-head is bright (picture name)

Children cry-get whole numbers

See the shroud and want it-greedy bastard

Food and clothing don't worry about being an official. Come on, the emperor wants to be immortal-insatiable greed

Bai Gujing's speech

evil talk to confuse people

white paper to go to the grave

fooling ghosts

wrapping his feet in cloth and a headscarf

being promoted

kissing with charcoal

touching his nose

holding his ass upstairs

holding himself

. P > The stone in the toilet

stinks and is hard

yawns in the toilet

stinks

There is a chimney in the toilet

It stinks to the sky

jiaozi is boiled in a teapot

There is a wheel in the yard that can't be poured out

It's stubborn

It's tearing the tiger's tail and calling for help

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people who grew up with bitter vegetables

never tasted the sweetness

ate twenty-five mice

scratched their paws

chickens who ate rice

bowed their heads

ate rocks and pulled hard shit

became stubborn

ate meat and recited sutras

fake good people

the first moon

. Outside

blow the horn under the bed

grovel

put a pillow on the bed

put it behind your head

firewood man goes down the mountain

worry (pay)

cross the railway with lanterns

damn it (track).

The oil lamp blew on a windy day

The eldest girl hoped that her son

thought too early

It was the first time for the eldest girl to get on the sedan chair

The clock in the street

People's view

Hercules played the pole

It was easy

Long-haired thumb

Old hand <

The Longwang Temple was washed down by the flood

The family denied the family

The pin bag jiaozi

was exposed

Two copper bells were tied to his thighs

It rang wherever he went

The wardrobe didn't have a handle

The wardrobe didn't have a handle

Hard digging

The telephone pole inserted chicken feathers

. > Du Shiniang sank his treasure chest

his family was ruined

a tumor in his stomach

a pain in his heart

lighting a lamp in his stomach

knowing

boating in his stomach

being an expert (sailing)

bowing in the mirror

complimenting himself

lying to the coffin < Child

High yield

Report on the plane

Empty talk

Fat pig goes into the slaughterhouse

Goods with a knife

Fat pig goes to the counter

Seeking death

Going to the market in the graveyard

Haunted

Pulling a bow in the graveyard

Ghosts

. P > the official (crown) is not big, The shelf is not small

dogs wear hats

pretend to be civilized people

dogs take mice

mind their own business

dogs drive ducks

croak

dogs pick the curtain

show their noses

dogs pick the curtain

it's all about their mouths

dogs sit in sedan chairs

unappreciative. P > Bowing with bare arms

Show your hands

Just eat jiaozi and don't pay New Year's greetings

Play dumb

Go barefoot in icehouse

It's cool to the end

Drive out wolves with bare buttocks

Be bold and not shy

Wear skirts with bare buttocks

Look ahead and ignore the future

Push the mill with bare buttocks

. Painting)

pug falls into the water

fashionable (wet hair)

wearing sandals in winter

automatic (frozen) conscious (feet)

the level of wells in dry days

low

dry ducks chasing cats

rushing

monks fighting

not catching braids

. P > bear-like

foxes quarrel

a group of Hu (foxes) say

bugs are drilled in peanuts

bad people (benevolence)

The painted Xiantao is

beautiful or not delicious

Twenty-five mice are in their arms

their paws are scratching their hearts

The soybeans are passing through a sieve

No big or small < Mouth

burning eyebrows

looking at your eyes

machine guns hitting planes

raising yourself, Hit others

nail horseshoes on chicken feet

wrong topic (hoof)

raw rice

unpalatable

throw bones at dogs

do what you like

Jiang Taigong fish

those who wish to take the bait

put oil on their feet

slip away

tie bells on their feet

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Beggars take a bath

Poor and clean

Glasses for myopia

Solving the current problem

Shooting for myopia

Unknown purpose

Reading under the well

Learning is not shallow

Putting arsenic in the well

Harmful

Talking about opening a dyeing room

Here.

Confucius' bookcase

contains a lot of articles

Kongming cries Zhou Yu

crocodile tears

nails in his pockets

grenades with strings pulled

dare not

puppets in the waves

Follow the crowd

The waves in the waves

Not blowing. Coffin

scary

tiger grinding

don't listen to that

tiger twisting beads

pretending to be a saint

old sow opening her mouth

it's worse

old sow going up the hill

climbing up tightly

old sow eating badly

full of wine

old sow eating bowls. The mouse crossed the street

everyone shouted

The mouse entered the study

Talking about words

The mouse pulled the shovel

The big head was behind

The mouse climbed the incense burner

Touched the nose

The mouse jumped on the piano

Talking nonsense (playing)

The mouse dragged the shovel. Eggs

The old lady eats coptis

It's bitter

What does the old lady get when she moves

The old lady's New Year is getting worse every year

The old lady doesn't know cranes

The senior (chicken)

The old lady eats sugar

The longer it takes

The old man's crutches.

eating fried noodles with a hairy beard

picking out the inside and digging out the outside

Liangshan's strategist

no (Wu) worships heaven and earth with

two beggars

poor and make do

two dumb people kissing

it's hard to say

holding hedgehogs in both hands

can't afford it. I can't let go

Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou

I can't repay it

Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou

I don't want to repay Liu Bei for throwing a child

Lu Bu was tricked by others in Diao Chan

Lv Dongbin's hand prophet (fairy finger)

Lv Dongbin tells a story myth

Sailing abroad as a layman.

The pump can't get in the tire.

Lohan asks Guanyin to have fewer guests and more masters.

Pockmarked look in the mirror. Personal opinion

It's not worth talking about (playing) the pony tail tied with beans, not to mention

It's not worth mentioning (playing) the pony tail tied with beans.

I don't know whether I will live or die if I buy dried fish.

It's the strength to buy twist but not eat.

It's bad intention to sell cloth without ruler (quantity)

It's nonsense to sell cloth without ruler

It's full of money to sell water and watch the river

It's tasteless to sell salt and drink boiled water

Steamed bread doesn't eat

Brush has no head. Spirit

A hen flying in the sky is not a good bird

A tigress scolds the street. No one dares to provoke

Puppets singing and dancing at the mercy of others

Puppets die unsatisfied when they enter the coffin

Woodenhead can't figure out the bottom when crossing the river

Woodenhead can't put out the fire itself

Wooden glasses can't see through

Wooden fish can't change the bangzi or be beaten.

The nurse who feeds her children

wears chili red on her head

her head is covered with sores.

It's hard for a clay idol to cross the river.

The fish painted in the New Year's painting is not delicious.

The cowherd will meet the weaver girl for a while.

The judge's stomach is full of ghosts.

The judge's daughter is a ghost girl.

The ball falls into the sauce jar. What an asshole < The needle is sinking deeper and deeper

riding an old cow to drive a rabbit out is not effective

riding a donkey to read a songbook and see

the car is deflated by shooting

the horn on the car is not blown

a thousand miles of horse is overqualified

a frog looks at a jade rabbit, and there is a world of difference

a poor man's pipe has no mouth

a lame man's position on the platform is unstable

Feet

cold words

garlic in a casserole is sold with a hammer

it's not feasible to take a boat in a mountain stream

fire on the hillside and use local materials (firewood)

Going to court without memorising the throne

Going to the grave without burning paper to fool your ancestors

The monks in Shaolin Temple are all good at boxing.

having a baby doesn't scare people.

It's really handsome to have one less teacher and one horizontal teacher.

Fifteen buckets draw water seven times and eight times.

Fifteen people chat with each other.

The pancakes on the slate are a bit unfamiliar.

Cotton is stuffed in the crevices of the stone, and both soft and hard.

Gypsum is stubborn in making sorbet.

Masons strike iron and firm (stone). Holding the lute is a cliche (playing)

The driver's strike can't get over it

The dead, ignorant ghost

It's useless to put plaster on the dead

The monkey's face changes when he says it

the Monkey King looks at the Taoyuan and eats his own fruit

The sun and the moon talk empty talk

Shaving his head and carrying his load is hot

At dawn, the rooster crows white (crows).

talk is not practice

the telescope of the observatory is so high-spirited

there is something wrong with sticking plaster on the hair

it's not easy to stick bare paws in the chicken nest

(picking eggs)

it's useless for bald men to pick up combs

bald men enter the temple

hard filling

bald men put it on their heads. > roll the ball

the rabbit drives the shaft

fill it up

the rabbit's tail can't grow

the rabbit has no stamina

the calf sticks to the kitchen god

people move around

bricklayers build walls

two sides and three knives

.

nephew Dai Xiao hat

hopeless (uncle)

the doll in the toy store

has a careless mouth

Wang Jingwei looks at himself in the mirror

the tortoise eats watermelon

rolls and crawls

the tortoise cries

Don't be sad

the tortoise. Climbing

The Queen Mother will have a flat peach party

Concentrate

The tortoise eats fireflies

It's clear in his stomach

The tortoise drives the rabbit away

The tortoise climbs the threshold

Sooner or later, it's necessary to plant roots

The crow falls on the pig

Seeing others is black, but not seeing himself

Wu Sangui.