What is the name of Wang Sheng Miao Fu's crosstalk sung in local dialect?

The crosstalk sung by Wang Shengmiao's house in local dialect is "speaking dialect".

The script of Dialect Express is as follows:

Hey, let me ask you a question.

Is there a problem?

Can you talk?

B: ...? (gawking at A)

Oh, I don't understand. Can you talk?

B: ...? (gawking at A) No. ...

No. What are you talking about?

You are looking for a cigarette, right?

Why am I looking for a cigarette?

B: If you don't find a cigarette, will you ask me if I can talk?

You misunderstood. I asked if you could speak a dialect.

B: dialect? There is no research in this field. Why is there any research?

What do you mean by research?

B: I think so. ...

A: That's too much research!

Let's hear what you have to say.

No problem. Come as soon as you ask.

B: ... let's hear what he has to say. ...

Yao Xi, your starling road. ...

B: Huh?

A: Soja, your conscience has been seriously damaged, and yours ...

Yours is dead ...

How could you?

What do you mean I can, too? Oh, this is a dialect, this is Japanese, and this is it. Open your mouth and come.

A: Oh, there are so many dialects that they are all confused. I can speak all Japanese dialects with one mouth.

B: Japanese dialect? Never heard of it.

Go ahead, where do you want to hear the dialect?

B: Wait a minute. Decide what to say first.

A: OK.

B: "It's time for dinner ..."

Have you eaten? Where to eat?

B: Qiankuang Hotel.

A: Who wants to buy it?

B: My treat. ...

Go-(to the stage)

Come back-

A: (Return)

B: Why?

A: Didn't you say it was your treat?

B: Hi, I mean you said, "What's for dinner? I have no idea. "

A: Oh, it's delicious.

B: What?

I mean, it's easier said than done.

B: What do you say in Sichuan dialect?

A: It's time for dinner. What's for dinner I don't know.

B: Well, it's a little Sichuan.

What do you mean a little? We are authentic Sichuan style.

B: Don't brag. How to say it in Hunan dialect?

A: Pinch the rice. Pinch what rice? I don't know

B: What "pinch" rice?

A: Yes.

B: Do you have to pinch this meal?

You are so clever. I pinched it once not long ago.

B: how do you pinch it? Tell me about it.

A: That year, I went to Hunan with your sister-in-law for the first time, and I felt a little hungry as soon as I got off the bus.

B: Find a place to eat.

A: Yes, we can fill our stomachs first and sit down in a clean restaurant, but we don't understand the local dialect. Tell your sister-in-law to order.

B: ok, call me sister-in-law She understands.

A: But don't go after ordering.

B: Why, my sister-in-law is out?

A: Sorry. I was joking when she went out.

B: Why?

A: The food is ready, but this meal can't wait.

B: What's the matter?

It seems that he was so busy that he forgot.

B: In that case, ask him for it.

A: Yes, I can't wait forever: "Boss, two meals".

B: How about that? Did you deliver it?

Yes, I did, but you don't have to.

What did he say?

A: He said "pinch".

What does that mean?

A: I don't understand either, so I began to think: "pinch" rice, "pinch" rice, should I pinch it with my hands?

B: there is no such regulation.

A: Exactly. Besides, how to pinch this bowl? Can't you hold it?

B: Yes.

A: If you want your neck to look like this, you can pinch it. (Pinch B's neck with his hand)

Are you trying to strangle me?

A: gesticulate. Oh, I remember. Did I hear you wrong?

B: why did you hear wrong?

He said choke, but what I heard was choke.

It's possible.

A: It's much easier to plug it in.

B: Why?

A: Think about it. No one can butt in like this. Just insert your hand into the rice. In addition, when I was young, I fed pigs and cooked pig food at home.

Hey, are you still eating?

A: If you want to eat or not, you must go through all this.

B: Yes, then you should take the time to have a good meal when you plug it in. What are the rules?

A: Yes, that's it. Thinking of this, I rolled up my sleeves and put them in according to my meal.

How do you feel?

Not bad, but a little hot.

Hello!

A: I was busy when your sister-in-law came back: "What are you doing?" ?

B: I'm ... excuse me.

A: Rice? What kind of meal?

The boss said, "Cut the rice in." I thought it was some kind of rule, so I cut in. ...

The whole hotel was laughing their heads off. At that time, there was really no face for me.

B: .........................

A: Later, I asked, in the local area, the pronunciation of eating is "pinch". How do I know I'm from Shandong?

B: It seems that this dialect needs to be studied seriously, otherwise some jokes may be made.

A: Not really. In the evening, he played another joke at his friend's house.

B: What's the matter?

A: Think about it. No matter how you don't pay attention to hygiene at ordinary times, you have to wash your feet before going to sleep when you rest at someone else's house.

Yes, that's right.

A: I told him "I want to wash my feet" in my broken Mandarin.

Did he get it?

A: I don't know if I understand. Anyway, after listening to my words, he turned and went to the bathroom.

He may have brought you a footbath.

A: He will be out soon.

B: This is a footbath.

A: Carrying a bucket with towels on it.

B: Huh? What does this mean?

Yes, I also want to know. How can I get the foot washing bucket? And it's too high to wash off.

B: That's right.

A: I was shocked. He's talking.

Say what?

A: Wash your hair.

B: Shampoo, I said, what are the rules?

A: It won't be a rule. I don't think I made myself clear.

B: Say it again.

I wash my feet, not my hair.

What did he say?

A: Shampoo, shampoo.

What, shampoo?

I wash my feet, not my hair. (angry, loud, gesturing)

I said don't be angry. Tell him slowly.

A: I'm not angry, but he always makes me wash my hair. Do you think I can take my time?

What else did he say?

A: Shampoo, shampoo.

I said there was nothing I could do. Listen, he must have heard clearly. I guess this is another rule. You wash it.

A: Just a wash. Really, it's against the rules. I have to wash my hair before washing my feet. I took off my coat with this in mind. Just as I was about to wash my hair, he grabbed me and said, "What are you doing?" In a hurry, he also spoke Mandarin.

B: Shampoo, didn't you tell me to shampoo?

Who told you to wash your hair? I told you to wash your feet.

B: What's the matter?

What else can I do? Later, I learned that washing feet in the local area is not washing feet but washing feet.

B: Wash your feet?

A: Foot, the foot of a football. The pronunciation of this "foot" is very similar to that of the local "head". If you don't listen carefully, it's the pronunciation of "head", so it's "shampoo, shampoo"

B: Gee, the language in the south seems difficult to understand, so it's better to go to the north.

A: Don't talk about going to the north. Last time, a friend of mine and his girlfriend went to the northeast, because there was almost no fight.

B: What's the matter?

When they got there, they waited for his friend to meet them at the station. Just then, a young man next to him said something, and his girlfriend almost fainted.

What did you say?/Sorry?

Miss, you really know how to surf. (Northeast Dialect)

B: Huh? What's this called?

A: My friend was shocked. How can he swear in broad daylight?

Yes, why?

I said, how can you talk? Why do you swear when you open your mouth

What did he say?

A: Why do I swear? Waves are just waves, it's hard to say they are long waves. (Northeast Dialect)

B: Hey, it's still exciting.

A: "Your boy is looking for a beating, right?" ? (Shandong dialect)

B: Why do you want to call? (Northeast Dialect)

A: The last three people dragged themselves to the traffic police on the roadside and told the situation. The traffic police looked up at the woman and said a word.

B: What?

A: It's quite rough. (Northeast Dialect)

B: Huh? I said, what is this?

A: Later, I learned that waves mean beauty locally.

B: Right, right, right. I heard a song the other day. The first sentence seems to be ... you sing it for everyone.

A: "The big girl is beautiful, the big girl is beautiful, and the big girl walks through the green gauze skirt." ...

Yes, that's it. I thought at that time, how to sing such a song? I understand now.

Understand?

I see.

A: What did you say when you met your wife at home?

Hello, wife ... asshole. ...