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The following is what I typed in Baidu when I was bored: "Why don't good men want it?" I was very moved to see what my friend said.
Do you really want a good man?
Why does no one want a good man? What about the bad guys? !
I look good, too! Good personality, too! I'm not bored either!
I often buy things for her, too I care about her too!
I will make her laugh, too! I often spend time with her, too!
Why not be a playboy who doesn't see her very often?
Why not be a thick-skinned person over the Great Wall?
Why? ... you really don't want a good man?
In that case, I will go bad. Why? !
I am ... I am 19! ! I ... hey! The wind is rustling and the water is cold! A strong man is gone! Wu! Don't be helpless! You, mom!
In fact, every boy originally wanted to be a good man with single feelings;
In fact, every boy, originally looking at girls, looks at his face instead of his chest;
In fact, every boy can't say dirty jokes;
In fact, every boy is eager to love someone forever;
However, no girl likes such a boy. They think such boys are too naive, too old-fashioned and boring. So boys began to change and became the kind that girls liked, with a bad smile, cynicism or humor on their lips. He began to learn to say sweet words instead of what he wanted to say, to pretend to care, to give girls trinkets to please her, to learn how to pursue ... or to see through the world of mortals and play with love and become the kind of man that women hate.
They can easily capture the hearts of girls, but they also cry with cigarettes in their mouths in the dark night. When there is love in their hearts, there are no girls. Have a girl, but never feel in love. When women complain that there are no good men in the world, they don't try to be a good man, just smile and pass by.
That's how boys become men. Under all kinds of emotional setbacks, whose heart will not form a thick cocoon? So they are no longer slim, obsessed and sincere, because women don't need these things at all. They need a man with a sense of humor, but they don't know that there is always cunning behind that humor. They need a passionate man, but they don't know that there is always hypocrisy behind enthusiasm. The man they need is considerate, but they don't know if you are the only considerate woman. The people they need are successful. I don't know, however, that the intelligence of ordinary people is often behind success. When a man doesn't have these qualities, they will say that he is dull, boring, timid and incompetent. When a man has these characteristics, it is best not to be discovered by them. Once discovered, they will say that there is no good thing in this world! This is precisely the reason why men fall, but we call it maturity. Mature because of injury. Because I was hurt too deeply, I was numb to my feelings. You still like mature and successful men, right? When you put up with men's playboy and betrayal, have you ever thought about the boy who said he liked you for the first time? So don't complain that there is no good man in this world, and everything will be lost. "They can easily capture the hearts of girls, but they will also cry in the dark. "They really are not good people?
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