A collection of interesting Chinese character homophone couplets

The first line: Split the pomegranate, and there are many sour seeds in the red door;

The second line: Bite open the ginkgo, and there is a big kernel in the white clothes.

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First line: Walking away in clothes and shoes, urgent matters;

Second line: Leaving armor and dragging soldiers away, you often lose.

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First line: A man is playing tricks on a lion, and a fake scalp cannot pass for a real animal;

Second line: A painter is painting a monkey, such a heartless person , in vain to give birth to an ape.

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The first couplet: The Shanghai scholar came down to the imperial examination, just to write a letter;

The second couplet: The people of Huating suffered the disaster, all because of evil retribution.

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The first line: I haven’t eaten for three days, and there is no shit in my chest;

The second line: I wore a cotton-padded jacket in June, and there was sweat on my crotch.

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The first couplet: Three birds harmed humans, crows, pigeons and bustards;

The second couplet: A group of deer, deer and roe deer harmed the country.

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The first line: The clogs are used as shoes, but there are no shoes under the feet;

The second line: The coconut ladle is used as a lamp, respecting those who have gone before.

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The first couplet: Minzi leads the white ox to the prince's shop;

The second couplet: Bai Gong rides a black horse to the public smelting field.

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First line: Ten thousand taxes in the Republic of China;

Second line: The world is too poor.

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The first line: Pulling out the red stove in boredom is full of long and short sighs;

The second line: Gripping the plain handkerchief in sorrow, thinking about thousands of things.

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The first line: The cat is enjoying the cool under the bamboo, and there is no heat at all;

The second line: The butterflies are facing the sun, and there is more wind.

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The first line: Lotus seeds are bitter in the heart;

The second line: Pear seeds are sour in the abdomen.

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The first line: the lotus has fallen and the lotus remains, the fallen leaves have returned to their roots and become an old woman;

The second line: the grain has matured into crops, and the chaff has been blown away to make a bride.

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The first line: If you put a lake stone in the middle of the river, it is not a false island;

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First line: The flowers were blooming when I came, how lucky I am now;

Second line: Although the leaves have fallen, we cannot leave them lightly.

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First line: The sun is so warm in the south of the Yangtze River that it is difficult to store snow;

The second line: The wind in the north of Sai is so high that it is difficult to build a building.

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First line: Chicken eggs and duck eggs go together, Mr. chicken eggs, Mr. duck eggs;

Second line: Horses and donkeys walk together , horse hoof lift, donkey hoof lift.

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The first line: Huang Lai has no boundaries;

The second line: Bai Gui has flaws.

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First line: Why is the magistrate of Hefei so thin?

Second line: Why does the classic history of Wuhu have so many beards?

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First line: Hanlin bachelor is wet all over;

Second line: Minister of the Ministry of War is chilled to the bone.

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