Funny little joke?

Tom, how dare you steal apples from my orchard? Come down from the tree quickly, or I'll let your father punish you. Oh, no, he's in the opposite tree.

2. The Tang Priest assigned work under the Flame Mountain: Wukong borrowed a banana fan, Wukong went to find water, Bajie ... how come there is still time to watch the news! ?

3. Look at Lushan Waterfall

Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke,

Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering, thousands of feet,

There was no money when I touched my pocket.

4. Let me ask you a riddle. Guess there are two points of water on your ass. Make a song title. Hehe, don't guess.

You are in tears. ↖(^ω^)↗

I was wrong, I was really wrong, but I didn't mean to. I was. I didn't mean to. I have wanted to do this for a long time. To play with you (

^_^

)/~ ~ Bye bye