Who has a longer hilarious joke?

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.

The devil: [You can scream until your throat breaks...no one will come to save you...]

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Princess: [Broken throat..Broken throat..]

No one: "Princess..I'm here to save you..."

Devil King: " Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..." gj

Cao Cao: "Devil King... what did you ask me to do..."

Devil King: "Wow... I saw a ghost" < /p>

Ghost: "Damn! I've been discovered..."

Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Devil: " Oh, MyGod!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one called you..."

No one: " Where am I? I'm just pretending!"

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "Are you talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here."

Many people: "Me I just arrived. Who are you?"

Which one: "I am not who."

Who: "He is not me."

Princess : "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "What do I have? Good-looking?"

God: "It's none of my business, let's go first."

Devil: "You answer one question before leaving. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to play the role of the devil?"

Go on: "If you don't want to be the devil, why do you play me?"

Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can Let's go."

No one: "If I were playing the devil, how could I let you go..."

How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch Lively."

Lively: "What are you watching me do?"

What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"

You actually: "Where am I?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"

The Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy..."

Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..."

Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me: "I don't know anything. ㄚ!”

I didn’t know anything: “I didn’t know!”

I didn’t know: “I’m here! Is someone calling me?”

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Someone: "It's unfair...I didn't... ."

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare."

Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"

Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"

I said nothing: "What do you want me to say? "

I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "Copy. ..My name is so long...I will be called..."

Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible"

Right and wrong: "So this is my territory..."

I have nothing & nothing: "Don't make any noise, we are talking..."

Don't make any noise We: "I'm not talking..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking!..."

I'm not saying anything: "-_-\ \\\\\"...Let's go...let's go outside and talk..."

Go: "I'm sorry...(cowardly)"

I have nothing: "It's none of your business... flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Ugh... why did you drive me away. .."

Why: "I didn't want to drive you away...

.Be good...don’t cry”

I didn’t: “Oh...it’s none of my business again”

It’s none of my business: “What? Did someone call me? ”

Someone: “Who wants to call you...”

Someone: “I really have to leave...T.T”

Leave: "I'm really sorry...*V.V*"

None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"

None of my business: " ...Cousin...Long time no see..."

Long time: "I'm not here..."

Devil: "Are you done?"

Endless: "He doesn't have me"

You: "I don't have him"

I: "Who said that?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

You: "You actually want to fuck me?"

You: "I won't fuck him"

I said: "Who said I can't do it?"

Who said: "It's unfair! I didn't say it."

Said: "Why do you ask me?"

You two: "You two are so shameless!"

You two: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it"

Devil: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you away"

Human: "Kick me out? Find K" < /p>

K: "Who is looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!"

Him: "Don't K me"

Me: "Who wants to K me?"

Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill me..."

One La: "Don't catch me"

Me: "I've had enough. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at me The Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon!"

Me: "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"

The Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon: "What's so good about me?"

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Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What's good about me?"

What's good about me: "Brother, I finally found you!"

What's good about me? : "Brother, let's go out and talk."

The Demon King: "Damn...this is a marriage recognition meeting..."

It is said that the Demon King has suffered from schizophrenia since then

Did you think the joke ended like this? In fact, this is about people being lazy, and this has an end! I will tell you the ending now, so please don’t be moved to tears by this!

Ending:

It is said that after the devil's schizophrenia healed, he captured the princess again.

This time, in order to prevent others from running out to disrupt the situation, the Demon King decided to go straight to the point, keep the story short and get to the point...

The Demon King: "Stop struggling! Listen to me. , marry me!"

Princess: "Okay!"

So I happily took the princess's hand and walked into the wedding hall, accepting everyone's blessings. Only the devil with his mouth open like a hippopotamus and his body dumbfounded remained where he was...