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The third chapter of "Xiangfeng Qi Tan" tells the story of hatred, jealousy and obsession

Difficulties are difficult, morality is mysterious, and cannot be discussed without close friends.

Talk a few words to your right friend, but waste your time talking to your wrong friend!

It is said that on Tuesday, Lai and Ma Wang finished their good deeds in the kiln and lay on the kang to take a rest. Tuesday Lai lay on Ma Wang's lap, squinting his eyes as if he was reminiscing. Suddenly he remembered that there was half a kilogram of soju and a roasted chicken on the window sill outside the door, so he said to Ma Wang: "Madam, please sit down. I also brought some food. I forgot it on the window sill. Bring it to me to enjoy with Madam." !" After that, he got dressed and went out to get it. When I walked over and took a look, I saw that the wine was still there, but the roast chicken was gone. There were just chicken bones lying on the ground. The second lai scolded: "Hey! Where did the wild dog come from and ate my roast chicken!"

The second lai was so angry that he picked up the wine jar and went back to the kiln, cursing, but then he returned to the kiln. Afraid that Mrs. Ma Wang would hear it, he stopped talking as soon as he entered the door.

On Tuesday, Lai brought the wine back to the kiln, asked Ma Wang for a cup, poured a glass of wine, and persuaded Ma Wang: "Today I made a good shochu at Caoji Winery. Madam, have a drink!" but did not mention the story of roast chicken.

Ma Wangshi refused to drink. On Tuesday, Lai had no choice but to drink a glass of wine. After drinking a glass of wine, he felt a surge of irritation rising from his stomach. He was so excited that he retched and cursed: "What an old Cao, he went to the hospital again." The wine is full of stuff. Even good wine makes you drunk!" After saying that, he retched a few more times.

Ma Wang also said that the second lady deliberately said that the wine was not good, so as to trick her into drinking a glass, so she poured a glass and drank it. When I put the wine in my mouth, I felt a surge of excitement. Not to mention swallowing it, I couldn't even hold it in my mouth. He couldn't help but opened his mouth and sprayed it all over Er Lai's face. The second lady said: "Madam, what I said is right! This wine is actually sour. See if I don't settle the score with Cao Laogou tomorrow!"

Ma Wangshi spat and cursed: " Scared! I bought some cat urine and dog pee somewhere to fool my mother!" The two of them scolded each other. The actions of these two people made one person laugh. So who is this person?

Dear readers, it is true that the roasted chicken was eaten by wild dogs. Did Mr. Cao really sell the wine and the second-rate man? But it's not. It is written above that Lai and Ma Wang were doing good deeds in the kiln on Tuesday. Little did they know that there was a person peeping outside the window while the mantis was stalking the cicada and the oriole behind them. This man's name was Li Denggou, and he was a thief. Because he was a good thief, he had three hands, so he was nicknamed Li Sanshou.

That night he was about to go out to work. He passed by Ma Widow's house and heard someone talking in the kiln, so he secretly peeked out of the window. Watching the second slave in the kiln and Ma Wangshi doing good things through the window is like watching a live erotic palace. However, after all, he is a veteran in the drinking and sex scene, and Li Sanshou sometimes finds it boring after watching it. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he caught a glimpse of a can of wine and a roast chicken on the window sill. As the saying goes, a thief never escapes empty-handed, so Li Sanshou drank up the roast chicken and shojiu with one gulp of wine and one gulp of meat. After eating, he untied his belt and peed in the jar. How could Zhou Lai and Ma Wang Zhengle, who were like gods, know this outside the kiln? Li Sanshou wanted to see the joke between the two, so he stood aside and waited.

Li Sanshou laughed inwardly when he saw that the two fell into his prank. Although he was scolded as a wild dog, he felt happy in his heart. Just as he was about to get up and leave, he heard Ma Wang in the kiln say: "I knew you never treated me sincerely. I had a big thing for you to handle, but now I forget about it!" Li Sanshou heard Ma Wang say that there was something wrong with me. There was something big to do, so I knelt down and listened again.

When the second lady saw Ma Wangshi saying this, he didn’t know whether he was really impatient or just pretending to be pretentious. He knelt in front of Ma Wangshi and swore and said: "I am sincerely devoted to you, my wife. When will Have you ever deceived the lady? If I have any humility towards the lady, I would be willing to take advantage of you!" After saying this, he kowtowed to the Kitchen God.

Seeing his sincerity, Ma Wang couldn't help but feel moved, and her tone softened: "I think you are sincere to me, but now I have something to do with you. I don't know if you are willing to do it." "Are you willing?"

The second lady said: "If you don't talk like that, I will go to Laojun's furnace to steal the golden elixir, even if it is burned to ashes."

"In this case, I will tell you.

Ma Wangshi paused and said, "Do you know Li Hongji, the rich man in our town?" "

The second lai said: "Scared! Even Mr. Li, who is blind and deaf, knows who I think he is, not to mention that I am just hanging out on the street all day long! "

Ma Wangshi said: "Yes. But he also has a daughter named Li Xiangjun, did you know? "

When the second lady heard Ma Wang say the three words "Li Xiangjun", his eyes were really bright and his saliva was about to spit out, like a chicken pecking at the heart: "Hey! How could I not know! This daughter is really more famous than his father among our lairs! The beauty of the country is stunning! How much more handsome than the four beauties in that painting! Last year, I went to help Li's house, and I accidentally caught a glimpse of this daughter-in-law. I was really shocked! I don’t dare to look at it a second time, just for fear of offending..."

The second lai was so excited that he couldn’t help but start dropping his book bag again. After saying so much in one breath, he unexpectedly saw King Ma His face was solemn, and he was so frightened that he swallowed up the second half of his words, choking and burping.

Ma Wang glanced at Er Lai, and said with resentment: "You men, no." A good thing! "After saying that, he sat there with glaring eyes.

The second lai looked at the situation and wanted to make a few quibbles, but he was afraid that Ma Wang would be angry, so he just stayed there as if there was a rope tied around his mouth. Sitting.

After a long while, Ma Wang said quietly: "If I had known that he was such a heartless person, I wouldn't have been so kind to him at the beginning! "

Who is that second rascal? He hangs around in the street all day long. How could he not know who Ma Wangshi is talking about? He was the one who had a good relationship with Ma Wangshi at first, but later abandoned him when he was elected. After marrying her, Wu Wentong wanted to marry Li Xiangjun.

Er Laiben was also a frustrated person in the examination room. He looked down upon the success of other scholars. When he saw what Ma Wang said, he also cursed: "snort! What's good about Wu Wentong? Isn't it just that he has read a few crooked poems and read a few shabby books? I think I, Zhou Huaiwen, am also a disciple of Confucius and I want to be the number one scholar! I only regret that the examiner's dog-eye does not recognize gold, fragrance and jade, which prevents me from getting rich! "The second lai was here cursing randomly, as if he wanted to eat the examiner alive immediately, but Ma Wang sat aside and said nothing. After cursing for a long time, the second lai saw that Ma Wang was not paying attention to him, so he After a while, Ma Wang said quietly: "You don't have to scold him, scolding won't kill him. Now I have long been disheartened by him, and I also hate Li Xiangjun to the core! As the saying goes, no matter how treacherous you are, you still have to drink from me. I can't wait to eat these adulterers and adulterers alive! "

When the second wife saw what Ma Wang said, although he didn't like Wu Wentong, he was very happy for Li Xiangjun, the daughter of the Li family. He couldn't help but pursed his lips and said: "That Wu Wentong is like a dog. You beast, you must die a good death! That Miss Xiangjun is indeed a pure and pure person. It seems that she is..."

"Don't talk nonsense! Ma Wang said angrily: "Now I will give you a short sword, and you go and kill those two people!" ”

The second lady was dumbfounded by these words!