Looking for a funny translation of "Chu Shi Biao"

The funny translation of the vernacular version of "Chu Shi Biao":

Uncle Liang, let me tell you a few words: your father came out to work in the past, but died on the way; now the territory is divided into three Damn it, it seems like we can’t protect Yizhou anymore, the world is about to fall apart. But the bodyguards your dad left behind are still very loyal, and the bad guys who went out to cause trouble don't even want to die. This is all because your dad gave money to women in the past, and now he just wants to repay them.

My uncle now hopes that you will be smarter, fulfill your father's last wish, and make your brothers feel proud and proud; don't treat yourself as a worthless onion and break the hearts of your brothers.

In your family, we are all in the same gang, who should be criticized and slapped, and a bowl of water will be balanced; those who do not do well, cause trouble for us all day long, and those who are honest and honest, communicate with each other. Give it to the Security Department, chop off the hands of those who deserve it, and give money to those who deserve money. This can show that you treat everyone the same, and you don't want to favor anyone and make everyone feel familiar.

Xiao Guo, Xiao Fei, and Xiao Dong are all honest people and handle things thoroughly. Your father thinks highly of them. Uncle thinks that all the big and small things in the gang should be left to them; they are old-fashioned and have a good temper. Very, very powerful, capable of fighting and killing. Your father said that he is "competent". If he is not good enough, he should be promoted. If my uncle feels like it, leave it to him to kill people. It will definitely expand our territory. No one will dare to mess with us in the future. .

Why was the gang so prosperous in the beginning? Wasn’t it because it kept recruiting real people and drove away the incompetent ones? Later, why was it forced into desperation by others? It wasn’t because it was surrounded by a group of SBs who only knew how to talk. , your dad would beat his chest so hard every time he chatted with his uncle. The ministers, ministers, chief historians, and those who join the army are all uncle's followers. You must trust them. If we carry forward the situation, we will have a chance.

My uncle was originally a farmer. He had two acres of land in Nanyang. In this era where people are hacking people, I don’t want to chop people, I just want not to be hacked.

Your dad didn't mind my uncle's cowardice. He would run to my uncle's house every two days and ask me how to manage the gang. I was so grateful that I burst into tears. From then on, I followed your dad everywhere, destroying everything and grabbing territory.

Later, the gang was invaded by others, and my uncle fought hard. It has been more than 20 years now.

Your father knows that my uncle is as smart as a monkey, so he left all important matters to me before he died. Ever since I replaced you as the new leader, Shu has been unable to sleep every day, fearing that he will break the boss’s heart. So in May, I led the brothers to cross the Lu River in a boat and went to the place where no birds pooped, and settled everything that needed to be settled.

No one in the south dares to be a master now, and our men are all strong and strong. We should let the brothers relax and go to a nightclub or something. Let’s fight back from the Central Plains, clean up all the heartless and sneaky ones, and help our elders stand up again. In this way, my uncle will be worthy of your dead father.

As for how to do anything, whether to say good things or bad things, it depends on you, yi, and yun. This time I'm going to chop down those bastards. If you can't chop them down, you can come back and do whatever you want. If no one says good things to you, I will go to Youzhi, Yi, and Yun. I still don’t believe that they can turn the world upside down.

You should also think carefully about your father. Your uncle must be very grateful to me. When I woke up, my uncle was about to run away, tears were streaming down his face, and he didn’t even know what he was talking about.