Seek humor and jokes

1, Frog: I've been here for so long, and the water here has never risen. I don't know how many daily limit boards to jump out of.

2. Monkey: Hey! Look at my hip. Is it a red chip?

3. Zebra: I am both a dark horse shares and a white horse stock, which is a rare theme.

4. Gecko: I'm trapped, too. I can't help it I lost my tail and cut my meat.

5. Dalmatia: From my birth to the listing, the points have not increased.

6. Ant: We moved to reorganize our assets, so we can plan ahead and resist risks.

7. Tadpole: When I finish the share reform, I will become a frog.

8. Squid: Stocks are investments, not stock exchanges. I hate the word "speculation"

9. Fox: This grape is too high and has too much foam. I won't chase it.

10, Crab: Hehe! Watch out! I specialize in making bubbles.

A farmer took it for the first time. He is afraid that taxi drivers in the city will kill passengers. When he arrived at the station, he took out a screwdriver and asked, "How much is it?" I saw the driver take out a kitchen knife and shave and say, "Do it at your will!" "

A man and a woman are eating. Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me? schoolchild

Say: love. The girl asked again, then how do you prove it? Suddenly, the boy took out 30 yuan money from his pocket.

Come on, ask the girl: Do you have ten dollars? The girl gave the boy ten yuan, and the boy gave forty yuan.

Put it on the table. After a while, the girl was very angry and asked the boy, do you want to prove your love?

I ah! The boy said: I have proved it! Forty is just around the corner!