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Looking for all the classic lines from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1. Michelangelo: Brothers, none of us can live without the other, right? But do we need Raphael?

Result

Raphael: Huh?

A moment of madness...

2. In one episode, they were trapped by Shredder, and then Shredder interrupted a natural gas pipeline, and then Donatello said :Shh. . . I smell a gas. . . Raphael said: Michelangelo! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Michelangelo said: No, not me. . . Then Donatello said: No, it's not that kind of gas. . .

3. In one episode. When they were investigating in the underground tunnel, didn't they encounter the three monsters created by the Bigfoot ninja? There seemed to be a woman named Digger. . . Then they were about to start fighting. . . Three monsters beat four turtles, but Michelangelo said: You three, go beat the three on the left, and leave the rest to me~

4. I remember there was a scene that I watched for a long time. People have said it! In the previous episodes, several Turtles went to look for Slade, but the teacher Splinter found that they were gone and went out to look for them! Later, in a dark corner, Splinter suddenly appeared from behind several turtles, and first covered Michelangelo's mouth! Then everyone was surprised why the teacher appeared. After letting go of Michelangelo's mouth, his first words to Splinter were: "I don't understand why you always have to cover my mouth. Do they? You won’t say anything?”

5. In Episode 4, Raphael and a guy with a hockey mask were surrounded, and when the other three came, the masked guy asked, who are they? your friend?

"They are my brothers"

"I can see that"

Michelangelo interjected: "I am the most beautiful one !”. . . . . .

6. In the underground letter, Michelangelo said that there are some things that humans can never change

7. Episode 30 "Turtles in Space" The Turtles and Card When Seamus (the warrior who looked like a triceratops) was about to enter Caesar Langton's arena, Seamus helped the Turtles get their weapons. At this time, Michelangelo, who had got the nunchucks, faced them. Jiegun said: "Dad misses you. Do you miss dad?"

8. The beginning of the first episode:

A person from the Zilong Gang said: "No one dares to It’s none of our business, especially those guys in turtle suits!”

Da Vinci said: “…(after a pause) ) "We have no clothes!"

9. In the first episode, the mousetrap destroyed the turtles' home. Michelangelo stepped on a brick and said: "Goodbye to the manhole cover in Ogi District." , Goodbye to the pay phone on the street corner, oh, goodbye to my warmest home!"

"Hey, let's go, don't be sad!" Rafe said and brought him over!

10. Episode 38 "Crocodile" Michelangelo was awakened by Raphael's snoring, and said to the sleeping Raphael: "Hey, I said, you annoying guy, can you keep your voice down? Come on, I’m afraid even those who live in New Jersey can’t sleep now!”

11. In the underground city, Michelangelo finally said: Donatello, maybe your butt is still hurting, but You are always the best!

12. When Michelangelo entered, he said: The hat is good. Then Donatello went in again, and he also said: Nice hat. Finally, Raphael also went in, and he still said: The hat is good. The two exclaimed: We think so too~!

The dialogue between Mikey and Raph in episode 13.51:

Mikey changed the lottery.

M: Hey, idiot, your hands are faster than your eyes.

But he was assigned to a group with Raph.

M: Ah~uh-oh~

R: I like this result very much. Haven't we always said that we want to compete? (laughing)

Start

M:WO, you won’t cheat like Mr. Splinter, right? ah?

R (steps forward with double daggers)

M: You mean no, right? Uh...

Mikey turned his head and kicked me

M: Did you hear the audience's voice, brother, they were cheering for me~ WOW, that's right, I, It’s not you, it’s not you, it’s me, okay, okay~

Raph jumped up, Mikey got out of the way, but Raph didn’t kick him

M: Hehe, it’s time for you to give in now Bar?

R continues below: Can you, eh, shut up...

M: Why, will my words disturb you? Am I distracting you like this? Makes you unable to...lack of attention? It ends up making you nervous, right? Or, you are just a little worried, which means that I will really, really defeat you, defeat you.

Raph: Yaaaaa (step forward) poked the wall with the dagger, exiting...

R: Oh, oh, I can’t believe it, Michelangelo beat me, he went to the next round, and I was out, oh~~ what if, what if Michelangelo really won What, what if he became an international champion? He will never let me go...I can't stand this either...ehenhenhenhen...en...

Afterwards: Back home.

L: Oh, we’re going home.

D: It’s like nothing happened.

M: Oh, it happened, and I have something to prove it. Take a look and see what it says~

International champion, it’s me who is written above. The greatest warrior in the multiverse, that, that's me.

R: You just used some tricks.

M:Huh? Tips, I even spanked you during one of the rounds, do you remember? (laughing)

R:Yenennnnn..oa..(throw the brothers to the ground...)

M: en..ehen..don’t hit, don’t hit, don’t hit

14. In the underground letter in Episode 13, there is a cold joke Raphael said about Michelangelo

Raphael said: "If a chicken and a turtle cross, what will happen?" What was born? (pause for a moment) Michelangelo!"

15. The scene of returning to New York (Part 2) to hide from the trap

Michelangelo: " It doesn't matter, teacher Michelangelo has his own way... Michelangelo jumps on one leg. Michelangelo comes to the center of the field~~~~ Right in front of you, oh wow hahahaha

(side Breakdancing and saying) Come on, come on, come on, big blade, come on, Mikey, come on, eh? (After the turban is cut down) Ahhhhhhhhhhh (hurry through the trap and jump in front of Sprint) This Short turbans are in season, so...all the fashionable Turtles are wearing them."

After Da Vinci passed the trap: "Stop joking, at least not today.

16. At the Star Fighting Conference, M said to 1, a little alien who was shorter than him: Hey, little shrimp. The alien was so angry that he grew N times bigger and pinched M. In his hand, M smiled bitterly and said: In our place, Xiao Xiami is a nickname. Then he said to R next to him: Hey, Xiao Xiami....

Episode 17.11

Da When Finch was talking to shredder

Donatallo: What were they talking about?

Mickey: Maybe they were talking about beef, vegetables, roasted chicken or something like that? /p>

18. In Episode 36

Donatello: The technology used in this boat is so special. Oh my God, do these Atems know how to make these materials? (Wow... ...) Hey Michelangelo, can you turn down the noise a little bit?

Michelangelo: Oh, sorry buddy, I didn’t use any noise, we have popcorn, golden The grains, the fragrant aroma, you know, tonight is a great movie night, aha!

19. In one episode, Ralphel was trapped in a gangster's car and shouted for help, Michelangelo Luo arrived first, and Ralphel asked him to help. Michelangelo deliberately said: Hey, what are you talking about, I can't hear you.

...After Raphhel came out, he asked Michelangelo Beat them up

20. When beating the mutant clone SHREDDER

Michelangelo: They are so ugly, doesn’t SHREDDER have any objection at all?

21. When the 4 Turtles saw the mousetrap for the first time: LEO: What was that? MIKE: Maybe it was the Cockroach Bar in New York. In the episode of "Golden Balls": Casey wanted to use the walkie-talkie to The bad guys tricked them into the stadium (where the four turtles were lurking) and RAPH, who was hiding behind the wall, said: "If this is such a good idea, I will eat my own shoes. " Then MIKE said: "We don't wear shoes. "As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped on the forehead by RAPH. In the episode of "Turtles and Giants", MIKE dressed up as Superman and noticed something was wrong with a bus, so he jumped into the bus and said to the driver: "I'm sorry, friend, tonight No one told you to drive a bus like a tank. ”

22. In the episode of 48 Super Competition, the four turtles followed Mr. SPLINTER and followed him behind a wall. Mr. SPLINTER disappeared here. MIKE went over and scratched his head and said: "It's a rock" and then RAPH Just say, “Yes, it’s like your head.

23. In <<Back Underground (Part 2)>>, they are going to jump into a vortex. Michelangelo said: “That thing looks like a big toilet, and we are going to be The pipe is unclogged! "

24. Also, in <>, Michelangelo knocked down a Taserenton with a sponge brush and said: "What do you know?" This thing can clean all kinds of toilets! ”

25. The following clip of LEO is even more funny: LEO used a toilet plug instead of a pair of knives to knock down several Taserandon people. Then, he actually happily kissed the toilet plug. After a few seconds, he came back to his senses and stuck out his tongue in disgust. . Nano said: "Come on! Come and step on the turtle! There will be a prize!"

27. In the second episode, MICK said while watching TV: "All the mice in the city were born in the wrong fetus." As a result, Mr. Splinter was furious.

28. In <>, MIKEY said to CASEY: "We will help you up the stairs, help you make the bed, and by the way, give it back to you Tell stories..."

29. Look at the sewers here, they are so clear that there is no food at all.

30. Let me clean them up for you The other half of the hair!

31. I entered a Japanese martial arts movie! Ya! Phew! Hey! Hahahaha! You can’t hit the hidden me, hehe. I am the roaring sea, I am the hurricane.

SPLINTER: Michelangelo, show some respect.

Yes, I respect his breakfast very much!

32. And Episode 45 Rogue In the House Part One, the Turtles are lurking on the dock. Leonardo da Vinci pointed at Brother Zuo and said to Mikey: "Michelangelo, you look at it here. Then he said to Dony: "Donatello, you...you stay here and watch Michelangelo." "

33. In one episode (I forgot which episode), all the turtles were sleeping at the beginning. Donatello put his feet in front of MIKE, and then the sleepy MIKE said: "What? Things are rotten?"

34. I forgot which episode, they were besieged by enemies, and then Raphael said: "It's so ugly, just like Michelangelo." Mi said: " Hey, no kidding, my smile can light up a room. ”

35. There is another story said by Leonardo da Vinci. One day when Leonardo da Vinci was practicing on the roof, a big-footed ninja shot a letter at him with a bow and arrow. Da Vinci took the letter He said in his hand: "If Michelangelo saw it, he would definitely say that this is not an ordinary letter, this is an aviation letter. ”

36. Before Da Vinci and Slade met for the first time, Da Vinci met 16 Bigfoot soldiers in Slade’s room. At this time, Mickey outside the window said : “1 to 16? So unfair! I mean they only have 16. ”

37. In one episode, when they were in the federal government and the country, everyone changed into alien clothes, but Michelangelo could only wear a woman’s suit. As a result, in the bar Some people thought he was a woman and approached him. Later, Michelangelo beat the person he was talking to and his identity was discovered. A policeman put a gun on Mi's back and shouted. He was standing against the wall. As a result, Mi turned around and said to the policeman in a woman's voice: "Oh, no, you can't be so rude to ladies." Then he kicked the policeman away and said: "Don't hate me because of my beauty." Oh my~"

38. The rats are coming out, I don't mean Mr. Splinter... I can't remember which one said it

39. Episode 2~~

Michelangelo doesn't remember how to say "turtle's nest"

Donatello: Don't you think it's too unpleasant?

Michelangelo? Kiro: What do you call it?

Donatello: Hmm... What do you think of the lonely sewer?

Michelangelo: Turtle camp? >

Donatello: The Green Lost Garden?

Michelangelo: The Paradise of Righteous Ninjas?

Splinter: Ahem... We want to call this place. For home.

40. There is one... in the 2007 movie... it is also hilarious!

Michelangelo said to Raphael... that guy is really Ugly.! Raphael. Looks just like your mother.

Hahahahahaha.!

Raphael said: My mother is not your mother?...Xiaobai!