I'm from the school radio station. My program is to tell jokes with one person. Who can give me some jokes that two people tell together?

child: oh! Dad, let me ask you, what will make the people above happy and the people below happy?

Father: Why do children ask such questions? This ... Alas! You will understand when you get married!

child: is it so difficult to answer? The answer is the concert!

father: a concert?

child: yes! The people above are very happy, and the people below are very happy

Father: What a mess!

child: let me ask you again, do you want to take off your clothes or pants first when you take a shower in the bathroom?

father: take off your clothes first!

child: no!

father: what about that? How to wash without undressing?

Child: You should close the door first

Father: Ah

Child: You don't even close the door in the shower! Ha ha ha ha!

father: who taught you this?

child: our school is talking about it!

father: don't come back from learning these messy things in the future!

child: oh!

father: honey, let me ask you something! Does the tortoise have teeth?

child: how should I know if you didn't open your mouth! Ha ha ha ha

Father: (coquetry) Ouch! Whatever, whatever! You must have heard of it, right? ?

Child: Dad, why are you so childish?

father: (continuing to coquetry) I didn't?

Child: Not yet. You talk like a child!

father: I won't play with you, have dinner! (Eating)

Child: Dad, you are so childlike! ?

father: what is it?

child: childlike innocence is still alive!

Father: Baby, you are amazing! You can speak idioms!

Child: The teacher taught it.

Father: Is this being taught in your kindergarten?

Child: No

Father: Then how can you?

Child: I asked the teacher's

father: What did you ask?

Child: I found a balloon at home

Father: Where did you find it at home?

Child: Your room

Father: Where is a balloon in my room?

child: yes! I found it on the floor of your room. It's the long, oily one. You made your mouth water!

father: huh? That's insurance ... You take that to school to show the teacher? then what

Child: The teacher seems very shy and blushes.

Father: I am ashamed!

child: right, right, right! The teacher also said that you were ashamed, the balloon was not put away, and the child picked it up. But I asked the teacher why he was so excited, and the teacher said no, he said that you were still blowing balloons, and then told me to go back to the classroom.

father: ouch! Baby, you're killing me! I never dare to pick you up from your school again!

child: why?

father: why? Because you took my used balloon to school

Child: So what? The teacher has said that you are still childlike! How do you want the teacher to praise you?

father: shut up! Give me a meal!

Child: Dad, will you help me blow up the balloon later?