In modern society, the humor of copywriting began to set foot in schools.

1. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

Cross the bridge when you come to it, so there is no need to work hard now.

You will be grateful in the future, you are not desperate now.

4. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

5. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

6. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

7. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

8. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

9. As long as you are not dead, you will be dead.

10. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

1 1. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

12. Other children only know how to play. I secretly practice kowtowing and roll them to death during the New Year.

13. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

14. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

15. Others shit in the toilet, and I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

16. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

17. involution is a systematic mistake, and hard work is a personal choice.

18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

19. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

20. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. This is more than they do.

Scroll humorous sentences in the bedroom.

1. When the king went to war, nothing was long.

2. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution, so you should stay awake and escape from it.

When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

6. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

7. You study, you get out. Now I start to stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, die young, and be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

8. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

9. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

10. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

1 1. Everyone was paddling and fishing. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

12. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

13. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

14. Promote misogyny with friends, kiss her husband behind his back, hug him and roll them to death.

15. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

16. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

17. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

18. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

19. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

20. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.

Humor about going to school

1, students, the more you learn, the more you live.

In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

3. Why do you have to be scolded by the teacher if you are not serious in class? The teacher can't scold him if he doesn't come to class.

Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

5. You exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

6. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

7. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

8. How I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

9. I haven't studied for a long time, and I even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.

10, countdown to school, hurry up and have fun, go to school to catch up on sleep.

1 1. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

12, many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation time is too fast, because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

13, Mr. Summer vacation said to me: There will be winter vacation to love you for me.

14, schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

15. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class.

17. At the beginning of school, the students didn't know each other, and Zhang San was often regarded as Li Si.

18, I really hope to start on August 32. Every four years!

19, school is the pain of breathing, it lives in every corner of my body, it hurts to cut my hair, it hurts to wear school uniforms, and it hurts even to see the teacher.

20, the current state is that I can't learn, I can't play, I can't sleep.

Humor about involution and lying flat

1. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

No one has ever asked us to participate, only we have the right to decide whether to let ourselves participate.

I will eat grapes every day from now on, and the children's eyes will be bigger than theirs, which will kill them.

6. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

7. Other children only know how to play. Practice kowtowing secretly during the Chinese New Year and roll them to death.

8. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

9. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

10. My roommate is sleeping. I sneaked out to pick up garbage. I'm richer than them. Kill them.

1 1. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

12. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.

13. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first, and I'll kill them if they have more money below.

14. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become better.

15. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

16. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

17. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

18. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

19. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

20. Go in and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

Surround humor and cold jokes

1. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I will go to bed at eight o'clock to keep fit and kill their bald princess.

2. This is not an involution, this is quiet study, and then give everyone a surprise!

I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi shopping on the spot, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

4. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the opposite shops in the dormitory and secretly roll them to death.

5. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

6. It's not that I don't participate. I really don't want to learn.

7. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

8. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

9. You can do it. You can do it. I want to lie down.

10. The volume in the dormitory won the first place!

1 1. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

12. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

13. You learn secretly. Now I'm going to stay up late, drink coke, eat snacks and die early. Rebirth in advance to grab a Beijing hukou. Then you can't beat me in your life.

14. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

17. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

18. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

19. Pretending to play games while driving timi, in fact, the mobile phone is put on the back, secretly carrying it, and rolling them to death.

20. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.