Humorous and funny sentences about sleeping

Many people love to sleep, sleep all day long, and sleep at night, so they make a lot of funny things. Below are some funny sentences about sleeping that I have prepared for you. You are welcome to read them. I hope you like them.

Funny sentences about sleeping (selected articles)

1) "When the bell rings, the primary school students throw away their pencils and start making a fuss, and the junior high school students throw away their textbooks and flirt, High school students throw away their glasses and start falling asleep."

　2) "If I said what I was going to do, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but then you found me scrolling through Weibo and posting about it, then It's really not my excuse, it's just that I have no excuses."

3) After watching the story of Zhen Huan, I went to the bathroom to take a shower and prepare to go to bed. After washing my husband, I stood with my butt naked at the door of the bathroom and said to me: My dear, just now the Ministry of Internal Affairs Sent to the Western Regions as tribute

4) "When I turned off the lights when I was a child, I would have random thoughts before going to bed"

5) When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling on my quilt, and I kicked Kick her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting more and more courageous, and they dare to steal the quilt from me

6) Do you need someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up late with you

7 ) I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep, and you happened to be in bed too.

8) Teacher: For the students in the front who are listening to the song, ask the students in the middle to talk so as not to affect the students who are sleeping in the back.

9) I like to close my eyes when sleeping

10) Chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleep, both can be thrown away. Funny Sentences About Sleep (Popular)

1) I miss the time when we slept in class, jumped around after class, and failed in exams.

2) The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too much at night? The Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon? The Ya'an earthquake told us not to sleep in late

3) "The death squad means: don't eat during the day , don't sleep at night, military training is dead. "

4) The last person you think about before going to bed is the person who really occupies your heart.

5) When cleaning the classroom, the teacher said, treat the school as your home; when sleeping in class, the teacher said, treat the school as your home.

6) Take off your mask and go to sleep. Dreams are shameless

7) Watermelon air conditioner, computer, mobile phone, wifi, cold drinks, a person who loves me = a whole summer

8) What happens during every holiday? Not getting up in the morning? Going online when you get up? Saying no when eating? Not sleeping at night?

9) Are there any children like me who get angry with their parents for not sleeping? Still crawling into bed secretly in the middle of the night--

10) They said that after taking cold medicine, you will want to sleep? I think I may have taken the wrong dose, because now I feel so high.

11) I don’t allow the person I love to think about other people instead of me before going to bed every night!

12) [While sleeping, there will be a sudden feeling like falling off a cliff. Feeling like that, I will twitch *]

13) I have to have someone humming songs to coax me to sleep at night.

14) I was sleeping just now when I suddenly noticed someone pulling on my quilt, so I kicked her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting bolder and bolder.

15) The most interesting thing in class is watching other people sleeping and then having their heads bouncing around.

16) Eat more snacks and sleep less, you can’t run away if you become a chinchilla

17) Sleeping is an art, don’t stop me from pursuing art.

18) In summer, eating watermelon and sleeping are the only serious things.

19) "Is there anyone out there who is like me? Occasionally, I wake up suddenly, as if I have fallen. It is said that such children are insecure children."

　20) Only those who have experienced the feeling of wanting to sleep but still staring at the blackboard will know the pain.

　21) I was sleeping just now, and suddenly I found something tugging at my quilt, so I kicked her out of bed. Now the ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, trying to steal the quilt from me. Funny sentences about sleeping (latest)

1. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art

2. This summer? Sleep! The first thing is to sleep. Sleep all the time. If you want to have fun, go to the beach! Where? Sleep!

3. I smile to the sky, and then go to sleep after laughing!

4. You don’t have to eat, I don’t sleep, but I can’t miss you.

5. Sleeping is nothing, don’t wake up if you can!

6. Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.

7. Count money until your hands cramp, sleep until you wake up naturally

8. People who cannot spare time to sleep will sooner or later find time to get sick

9. Take today’s class and sleep like yesterday.

10. Do you want to make a fortune? Then go to bed quickly!

11. If you think about it while you are sleeping, you will smile!

12. God gives everyone a fair three and eight hours a day. During the first eight hours everyone is working, and during the second eight hours everyone is sleeping. The differences between people are created in the third eight hours.

13. Sleeping is for working hard, working is for sleeping.

14. Today is New Year’s Day. I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case, 8 times 365 divided by 24? 121.6 days? Wake me up on May 3 !

15. In addition to eating and sleeping, life may have other meanings, but I think it’s good without them.

16. I want to do push-ups today!? I will do push-ups today and then push-ups tomorrow.

17. "The dream you have now determines your future", so it's better to sleep for a while.

18. The elderly are rising up, the middle-aged are awakening, and the teenagers are sleeping. gt; gt; gt; More exciting things on the next page? Tell me some humorous sentences about sleeping?