A joke that you can't speak Mandarin well.

There is a migrant worker who speaks very nonstandard Mandarin.

One afternoon, his stomach growled with hunger. In order to solve the hunger, he approached a jiaozi store. He asked in very nonstandard Mandarin: How much is a bowl of jiaozi (how much is it to sleep for one night)? Hearing this, the waiter gave him a disdainful look and said, "Don't you have eyes? This is a dumpling shop, not a hotel! Go to the hotel to sleep. Mental derangement! "

On another occasion, he went out to eat with his friends. Everyone just got paid and was very happy, so they drank. Sitting next to him is the female friend who works with him. Women don't drink, so they all use mineral water instead of wine. He doesn't drink much. After a few drinks, he felt thirsty and wanted to drink water. He can't speak Mandarin well. He said to the female friend next to him, I'm sorry! I drank too much wine. Can I drink your water (can I sleep with you)? The female friend was furious and stood up and slapped him: "You rascal! Shameless! "

It's important to speak Mandarin well!