Come on, tell a joke to the chick and adopt it right away!

I go to the library to borrow books. I want to borrow Lao She's masterpiece Divorce. Two staff members of the loan department were chatting, and I said, "Comrade, I need to borrow a book." The man said coldly, "What do you want?" I said, "I want a divorce." The two men said in unison, "What are you doing here after your divorce? Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau! "