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Composition of eyes, ears, nose and mouth
One day, the young master's eyes, ears, nose and mouth quarreled, and the eyes, ears, nose and mouth quarreled. Because they all want to take the lead.
The eyes said, "I am the leader, because without me, will the young master see this beautiful world clearly?" And ... "
Eyes haven't finished, ears don't agree. "Ah! What's your use? Does it have a big impact on me? You know, master, can you hear me clearly without me? So facing everything about him is not equal to watching "pantomime"? Besides, my excrement can prevent bugs ... "
At this time, the nose disagreed: "I have the greatest strength. Without me, my master would have died ... "
As soon as I heard this, my mouth got angry and said, "What are you, some useless things! How dare you compete with me! I am much more useful than you! To tell you the truth, if the master doesn't have me, can he still talk? By then, he had become mute. Besides, without me, young master can't eat. At that time, he had starved to death! Therefore, I am best suited to be a leader, but you are not! "
At this time, the stomach heard (the stomach is the boss of human organs) and said, "You should master all the skills. As long as one of you can let your master see, hear, breathe, talk and eat, let that one take the lead. "
How to do this? Hearing this, my eyes, ears, nose and mouth felt something was wrong.
"If not, as before, let's work together for the host!" When the stomach is ready, continue to work for the master. A quarrel between eyes, ears, mouth and nose 400-word composition for primary school students (/)
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