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The story of phone call The story of phone call 1

The little bird and the red panda are good friends. Winter is coming, and the little bird is going to the south to spend the winter.

The bird is reluctant to leave the red panda, and the red panda is reluctant to leave the bird.

The bird was very sad, and so was the red panda.

The little bird said: "Good friend, I want to give you something."

The red panda said: "What?"

The little bird said: "A phone, so we can keep in touch!"

The red panda said happily: "It's so good, so good!"

The bird flew away, and the red panda I miss the bird very much.

So it picked up the phone, "1311211," and dialed the bird's number.

"Beep, beep," OK!

"Hey, is it a bird? I'm a red panda!"

"It's a red panda! How are you?"

"I'm very happy Okay, I’ll wait for you to come back next spring!”

“Okay, okay!” Phone call story 2

Every Saturday night from 5:30 to 7:00, I I want to learn electronic keyboard. This Saturday, I went to learn piano again. When I got home, my mother told me that Han Biying was looking for me. I immediately called her home. When she heard this, she laughed (so breathless) that she laughed (deleted, the other party cannot be seen on the phone), and I was confused.

It turns out that when I was learning electronic keyboard, Han Biying called my house five times, and my mother answered the phone all the time. The first time she called my house, my mother answered the phone: "Hello, who are you calling?" Han Biying thought it was me (she said my mother's voice sounded like a child's), and wondered why my voice was so lively today. Just as he was about to answer, he thought of a way to tease me and hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, she called again, and my mother said: "Hello!" Han Biying wanted to tease me again, so she hung up the phone again, feeling quite proud. Woolen cloth! Immediately afterwards, I beat her again. During the beating, I thought I would say, "Han Biying, stop making trouble." Unexpectedly, my mother said, "Hello, who are you looking for?" Han Biying became angry. , thinking why can’t you even recognize me? ! Then he said "Hello" and hung up the phone.

My mother received three "unknown phone calls" in a row, which was very strange. I thought: Could it be a call from a classmate? But I was not sure, so I had to wait for the fourth "unknown call". Sure enough, Han Biying called again.

This time, my mother just finished saying: "Hello." Before my mother could say, "Are you looking for ×××?" Han Biying said: "Hello!" and hung up the phone again.

My mother racked her brains to think whose phone number this was. Suddenly, her mother said to herself: "Why is this person's phone so bad? There is no signal." Just as she was thinking about it, Han Biying called again. . Mom looked at the phone number. Wasn't it Han Biying's? So she picked up the phone and said, "Han Biying? ××× went out to learn the electronic keyboard and was not at home." Han Biying was stunned! However, she quickly reacted and said: "When are you going home?" Phone call story 3

Big Wolf Tok has a beautiful red phone, which is a very proud thing. But the problem was Trafigura’s home phone number: 13749. None of the numbers are consecutive, and none of the numbers are repeated. Therefore, none of his friends could remember it, and his phone never rang.

However, this does not prevent Trafigura from using this phone: "If others don't call me, I will call others."

Trafigura checked the phone number book, how wonderful this is. Interesting phone number book.

It reads as follows: Bear: 77888 Bird: 22822 Snow: 56665 Banyan tree: 23232

Oh, it turns out that plants also have telephones. Where do they install the telephone? In the tree hole? Hanging on the leaves? Attached to the trunk On top? Or on the top of a tall tree?

In any case, the big wolf Tok decided to call the bear first. We are all animals, and it is always easier to talk. He pressed the bear's phone number: 77888.

"Hey, are you looking for me?" came the bear's rough voice, "I never received a call in winter."

Yes, the snow outside has covered it Lived in all the trees and houses in the woods.

"I am Big Wolf Tok, I want to talk to you."

"Okay, but I am very sleepy, you have to forgive me, I will sleep in a while Yes." The bear had already begun to yawn.

They started chatting, of course about "what is the most delicious thing" and so on, because the bear said that he was very hungry now, and his hunger woke him up from his sweet dream.

Tok promised to send him a hamburger tomorrow.

"My home is in the largest tree hole in the woods." After saying that, the bear fell asleep. There was a purring sound on the phone.

The next call was to Bird: 22822.

Picking up the phone, Tok heard: "Hey, if you can send me a quilt quickly, I will go to your store next spring to thank you. If you don't have a big quilt, I will send you a small quilt; If there is no thick quilt, give me a thin quilt; if there is no flower quilt, give me a white quilt; if there is no cotton quilt, give me a straw quilt. She must be the mother bird when she speaks so verbosely.

"I understand you very well, Mother Bird. But I am not a store clerk." Tok said.

"Oh, I just hope it's the store's phone number at this time. By the way, who are you?" Mother Bird's voice was a little unhappy.

"It doesn't matter who I am, the key is that I can send you a quilt tomorrow morning." Tok remembered that there was a soft and warm quilt at home, and he couldn't bear to cover it. "That is a dandelion quilt. It is made of the down of dandelion seeds. I am willing to rent it to you."

"Dandelion quilt?" Mother Bird thought it was very precious and she was afraid that she could not afford to rent it. "Then you How are you going to rent it out?"

"As long as you remember to call me sometimes. My number is 13749."

"I have remembered it, and I promise I will not forget it." Mother Bird quickly told him the address, which was on the highest branch in the woods.

Putting down Mother Bird’s phone, the big wolf felt extremely happy. He wanted to call the tree and listen to how the tree spoke. He dialed 23232, which was the phone number of the banyan tree.

"Hey, who are you?" The banyan tree's voice seemed to come from underground.

"I am Big Wolf Tok." His voice sounded a little excited.

"The weather is so cold and the surroundings are so quiet." The banyan tree said, "Can you come to me and talk to me?"

"Okay, I will come tomorrow. "The big wolf agreed, "How can I find you?"

"I am the only banyan tree in the forest," the banyan tree replied.

Finally, Tok decided to call Xiaoxue: 56665.

"Hey, I don't know you, but I still want to call you, don't you blame me?" Da Lang guessed that Xiaoxue was a girl, and he should be gentler when talking to girls.

"No, I'm just a snowman with a carrot nose. I'm really happy to meet you."

"Oh, the snowman also has a phone?" Tok said in surprise. .

“Yes, I have a snow phone. But what I want most is a skateboard. Then I can slide on the snow. It’s great to walk around.”

Tok decided to give Xiaoxue a skateboard tomorrow.

"I live on the frozen river." Xiaoxue said.

Oh, Tok remembered, there is only one small river in the woods that freezes.

The next day, Tok was holding a piece of toasted bread, a quilt on his back, and a skateboard in his hand, like a wolf on a long journey. He felt very handsome. When walking, Stepping on the snow made a "squeaking" sound. He was going to look for the biggest tree, the tallest tree, and the only banyan tree in the woods, and finally go see Xiaoxue.

When he walked into the woods, he was surprised to find that the biggest tree was also the tallest tree, which was the only banyan tree in the woods. Ah, he saw a telephone line like a wild vine outside the largest tree hole, and heard the big bear's stomach growling in his dream, so he placed the hamburger at the entrance of the tree hole; he also gave the quilt to the bird on the top of the tree. Mom, the mother bird's phone number is hanging on the leaf next to the bird's nest; as for the tree's phone number, it is posted on the tree pole.

Because of the skateboard, Xiaoxue slid from the river to the bottom of the tree.

Xiaoxue’s last phone call was to Tok. It was in the morning when the sun came out. Xiaoxue’s voice was soft: “Hey, Tok, don’t forget Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue’s phone number is: 56665 , remember to call again next winter."

After saying that, Xiaoxue and her snow phone disappeared into the mud.

Trafigura said sadly: "Don't forget Trafigura's number: 13749."

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The story of the big wolf Trafigura calling We look at things with a positive and optimistic attitude. Although Big Wolf Tok has not received calls, it has learned about other people's difficulties through the calls it made, and has also helped others solve their difficulties. So when you help others, you will also feel very happy. Should we learn from this cute big wolf? Story on the phone 4

Zhang Busan is a man who can’t walk when he sees a beautiful woman. This morning, when he went to pay his cell phone bill, he saw a beautiful waiter, and he became sticky again. Yes, I have to ask for my mobile phone number.

The waiter was also playful. He tilted his head and looked at Zhang Busan and said, "Give me a reason."

Zhang Busan said, "There are so many reasons! It's not convenient right now. Can you tell me on the phone?"

The waiter thought for a while and then called a number, and Zhang Busan ran away happily.

Back home, Zhang Busan couldn’t wait to dial the number, but no one answered, and there was singing inside.

Zhang Busan muttered: "Don't answer? I'll just listen to free music and see if you answer or not!"

Zhang Busan kept pressing "Redial" Every time I press the button, a song changes on the phone, but no one answers.

Zhang Busan simply set his phone to "amplification" mode and lay on the sofa, shaking his head and listening to music. He listened like this until 4 o'clock in the afternoon, when he habitually pressed the "redial" button.

At this time, a girl's voice suddenly came from the mobile phone. Zhang Busan jumped up from the sofa and said, "How about it? Persistence is victory!"

But I heard the girl over there say: "I'm sorry, your mobile phone credit is not enough to make this call, please pay the bill in time..."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Busan's face turned green and he hurriedly ran away Check mobile phone bills. The waiter in the morning was gone and replaced by another girl. The girl checked on the computer and said: "Yes, you paid 100 yuan in phone bills at 8:47 this morning. The balance of the phone bill in your mobile phone is now 0.17 yuan." , not enough to make one call."

Zhang Busan became anxious and said, "That's not right, I didn't even make a call."

The girl said, "Don't worry. I'll check the call records for you.

"The girl lowered her head and operated for a while, and then said, "You ordered 200 songs today, and each song was 0.5 yuan..."

Zhang Busan understood, it turned out that someone gave him The number is a paid "karaoke station"! Phone call story 5

Back then, when we were working in Guangdong, we were not as "luxurious" as we are now: everyone had a mobile phone, and every one of them had a mobile phone. "Advanced", you can send WeChat and video chat...

At that time, if you wanted to call home, you could only go to a small store equipped with a public phone. On Saturdays and Sundays, we would do it. Some of the workers in the factory who had good fun would invite us to go together. One time, a few jokes we made actually led to a story...

It was a Sunday when we went to a small shop to make a phone call. There were a lot of people and we had to queue up. There was a worker named Tusheng who was good at work and made more money than us. It was said that he had a very beautiful wife at home and they had a close relationship. He is very caring about his family and gives all the money he earns to his wife. In addition, he has a "soft" temper, and he always smiles whether he is praised or criticized, so he is very popular. We often make him happy and make fun of him. When it is his turn to make a phone call, he keeps talking to his wife for a long time. We are both envious and jealous. What we envy is the deep affection between him and his wife; what we are jealous of is. We were still single, so we played pranks together and occasionally came to the microphone to chime in.

The native told his wife: "I'm not going anywhere after work!" "

Co-worker Yansheng rushed to say: "He goes to play mahjong every day! "

Shuisheng said louder: "He lost 80 yuan today! "

Tusheng was anxious and quickly defended: "Don't believe them. In my free time, I either do laundry or read books and newspapers! "

I also made a joke: "A native, you can't laugh when you win, and scream like a ghost when you lose. Pay me back the 80 yuan quickly! "

The native reported to his wife again: "I never gamble! "

Unexpectedly, a co-worker named Huosheng said something again: "He won money and went to find a beautiful woman! "The voice on the phone suddenly became mute. After that, he vaguely heard his wife mutter: "Wait until I settle the score with you! "

Everyone laughed, and some even bent over with laughter. But the native man's face turned red and white in anxiety. He raised his fists and didn't know which one to hit, and said vaguely: "You, you, are talking nonsense..." However, he firmly believes that his wife understands him, trusts him, and knows that he will never do those messy things; he believes that his wife is a smart person who listens to the gongs and drums and listens to the words. My wife must have known that what some of the co-workers said was a joke.

Unexpectedly, one evening a few days later, a crisp female voice suddenly sounded outside our dormitory: "Native! Native! "The native has not returned from working overtime, and we can't help but wonder: Who in this southern metropolis would know the native? And who would come to see this native who usually never leaves the front door or even the second door?

Shuisheng and I and several other co-workers went out, and our eyes lit up: The person who came to see the native was a young daughter-in-law wearing a denim outfit, with a round face, a plump figure, a pair of eyes that flickered, and a look that looked forward to her appearance, and her whole body was transparent. She showed a healthy vitality and charming charm. There was a bulging travel bag beside her. When she saw us staring at her, she introduced herself: "I am a native wife. "

We were all shocked: Oh my god! Our joke must have gone too far, causing misunderstandings and troubles, causing my native wife to come all the way to "question the guilt."

When she saw us in a panic, she pursed her lips and hid her smile and said, "I'm here to pay off a gambling debt for Tusheng. By the way, I brought some souvenirs from my hometown to give to the 'beautiful girl' he was looking for. I wish him the best." They are sweet and happy! "

The person who came here is not good, and every word hits our "seven inches". I looked at my watch and knew that Tusheng was about to get off work, so I winked at Shuisheng and asked him to find him quickly. Born and returned.

Huosheng knew that the biggest trouble he had caused was that his words "He went to find a beautiful woman after winning money" hurt his native wife's heart, which led to today's trouble. Huo Sheng rubbed his hands together anxiously and hurriedly explained: "Tu Sheng is our good buddy. Tu Sheng works hard and is honest. He never spends money carelessly. We all take him as an example..." Before he could finish his words, Tu Sheng He just followed Shui Sheng back in a hurry.

When Tusheng saw that it was really his wife, he was surprised and happy. As soon as they met, he said happily: "You--you came just because you said you would!" His wife said: "What I said before was not a joke!"

His wife seemed to be telling the truth. Does it imply that our "interruptions" on the phone are "joking"? My nervousness calmed down a little. Let’s wait and see how the “situation” develops below!

The native continued to ask: "How did you find our factory? Aren't you worried about taking the wrong route?"

His wife laughed: "What is there to worry about? When people are in the world, their mouths are the only way to go! Not to mention coming here is to go to the sky and have a spaceship! "Tsk! What a smart and humorous woman!

Huosheng, who thought he had caused a big disaster, quickly said with a smile on his face: "Sister-in-law, you must have not had dinner when you came here in such a hurry. It's a coincidence that my sister-in-law is here, we are paying wages today, let's go to the restaurant!" This meal is my treat!" Everyone followed and said, "I'll pay for it!" So everyone gathered around the native wife and went to the restaurant.

Tusheng’s wife quickly stopped everyone and said, “Don’t waste your money! I know you all care about Tusheng and me. Let me treat you to this meal to express my love for you. .Thank you!”

Hey, you don’t blame us, but you still want to treat us to a meal to express your gratitude. What’s going on?

As the native wife spoke, she opened the travel bag beside her, took out several food bags, and spread them out one by one: bacon, sausages, eggs, peanuts, dried tofu, pickled bracken, cold salad. Zheergen...all cooked and fried, along with a large bottle of home-brewed rice wine and several large zongjiaoba (zongzi) that are ready to be peeled and eaten.

She looked at us all swallowing our saliva with greed, and said with a smile: "They are all local products. In today's terms, they are authentic green food." After that, she took a glass of wine herself. The cups were filled, handed to us, and the rice dumpling leaves were peeled off for us, and the golden rice dumplings were delivered to our hands. At this time, our dormitory was really filled with delicious food and wine, and the room was filled with fragrance. My native-born wife said, "If the Lord doesn't eat, the guest won't drink." Then she led us to drink heavily and eat large pieces of meat.

While we were sipping the wine and tasting the dishes, we were wondering: Could this be the "Hongmen Banquet"? Aren’t the souvenirs brought here for the “beautiful girl” the locals are looking for? Why is it all used to entertain us? The native wife’s eyes are so powerful, she can see all our thoughts. I saw her burst into laughter and comforted us and said: "Just eat it happily! I know that I am a native, an honest person, so thin (stingy) that a penny can squeeze water, and I am so rustic. How can any beautiful woman like him? Besides, he has never even touched mahjong and doesn’t know what mahjong looks like. How can he owe a gambling debt?" She took a sip of wine and continued: "You guys are with him? Those words you said deliberately when you called me were just for fun. Only true friends would joke and make fun of you without any scruples."

Tsk, tsk, tsk! This woman is really not simple. She is so lucky to be born here! It’s hard to find such a considerate woman even with a lantern!

She ate a chopstick of food, cleared her throat and continued: "As the saying goes: rely on your parents at home, rely on friends when going out; more flowers will fill the garden with fragrance, and more friends will make it easier to walk. . I’m relieved that our family has such close friends! I’m here just to see you guys!” She looked around at us with a smile. He said: "If you don't dislike us country women, I will be your matchmaker and introduce a few girls to you. At that time, it will be our native's turn to make fun of you."

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The words of the native wife made our hearts warm and sweet. We all put aside our worries, drank happily, and toasted to her one after another. The room was filled with laughter and joy. We ate one by one. My belly was round and I was burping. They all said it was the happiest meal we had since working... Story on the phone 6

There are too many stories about mice. Now I will give them to you. It tells about a little mouse making a phone call. There lived an old man in a house. There was also a little mouse living in a hole in the corner. During the day, the old man was writing in the house, writing and dialing with the phone. A few numbers, and then he spoke into the phone. All of this was seen by the little mouse hiding in the corner, and he thought: "Hey, talking on the phone seems fun at night."

The old man fell asleep, and the little mouse ran out, jumped on the table, and also called, "Hey, where are you? Hahaha." There was really something talking on the phone. The little mouse happily put his mouth close to the phone. : "Zhizhizhi, oh, I am...hehehe...", the little mouse hugged the pillar while laughing. After saying that, it quickly hung up the phone, but its heart was beating. After a while, "Woooooooooo "There was a piercing horn sound in the street, and several fire brigade trucks drove to the front of the grandpa's house. It turned out that the little mouse called the fire brigade. The grandpa was awakened. He rubbed his eyes and said angrily. "Hey, my house is not on fire." The man from the fire brigade said, "Hey, why are you calling randomly?" Drive away. When the little mouse saw the old man going to bed again, he thought: "I'll try to call him again." This time, the little mouse didn't wait for the question on the phone. He gave his address first and finished speaking. He quickly hung up the phone and fled back to the cave. After a while, the sound of police cars sounded again on the street. Several motorcycles immediately surrounded the grandfather’s house. Many policemen with guns jumped out of the cars. The little mouse never expected that this time he called the XX Bureau. The old man who had just fallen asleep was woken up again. He lost his temper: "Hey, why don't you let me sleep well? I haven't lost anything at home." ". The policeman said: "Then why did you call?" "Huh? I didn't call." The policeman also criticized the old man a few times and got on his motorcycle and left. The old man was criticized twice and felt very strange. Ah, but he didn't understand what was going on. He thought for a while and put the phone next to the pillow, then went back to sleep with a groan. The little mouse felt in his heart when he saw that the old man had been criticized twice and put the phone next to the pillow. I was so sad that I didn’t bother Grandpa anymore, so I jumped on the table and flipped through the phone numbers page by page. After many days, no one bothered Grandpa anymore. Grandpa was so happy.

Many days passed, and the little mouse read the phone book several times and memorized many phone numbers. Late one night, the old man suddenly fell ill, wheezing and vomiting. Foaming, the little mouse saw it. He didn't think much, and jumped from the table to the bedside of the old man. He bravely grabbed the phone and called the hospital for emergency help. After a while, ding, ding, ding, ding, A white ambulance came and took the old grandfather to the hospital. The doctor gave the old grandfather an injection and took medicine. He quickly cured the old grandfather's disease and sent the old grandfather back home. The doctor said, " Oh my gosh, luckily someone called, otherwise you would have been in danger.” The old man listened and nodded and thanked the doctor, but he was wondering in his heart: "Who is it? Who made the call?" The little mouse was very happy to see the old man back. He smiled secretly when he heard what the old man said. .