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A story about quitting smoking! The woman smoked herself to make the man quit smoking, and the man finally met after several years of quitting smoking (online, etc. )

Smoking for many years, men never give up.

I had to smoke secretly behind a woman's back.

Women have to turn a blind eye and pretend not to know.

When you can't stand it, you will complain.

"How about smoking?" Women frown at men.

"Not good. But I can't help smoking. "

"Which do you want, me or a cigarette?"

"Both. You are not good to me, but I can't help loving you. "

I remember when I first met someone, he smoked very hard.

In my spare time, I will put a cigarette between my forefinger and middle finger.

Not to mention rushing to report all night, just like taking part in some smoking competition.

Women often cough because of men's cigarettes.

After being together, the man just restrained himself a little.

When meeting friends, men always leave halfway and sneak into the bathroom to smoke.

As a result, once because of the peculiar smell all over, it attracted everyone's attention.

The woman was so angry that she had a big fight with the man, and it took three days to make up.

Or a clear night sky and a full moon,

They should enjoy this romantic moment,

Just when the woman was in the man's arms, the woman suddenly stopped talking.

"Why is it so quiet?" The man looked down at the woman's silent face.

"Did you smoke just now?"

"。 . . Me. . . Yes "The man answered the woman hesitantly.

As a result, the woman immediately pushed the man away and sat next to him alone.

"One. . . I didn't lie to you. " The man pleaded.

"Can't you give up smoking for me?" The woman was angry and disappointed.

"Give me some time, will you?"

"I am for your own good. Do you know? "

On the third anniversary of a man's love, he made an appointment to go to the seaside to celebrate.

The woman suddenly reached out and found a pack of cigarettes under the car seat.

Not angry, seems to have been used to the existence of smoke.

Just pout and put away your cigarettes.

Men are afraid that women will break into a furious rage and ruin the atmosphere of the day, so they will obey and please women all night.

It was not until I sent the woman home that the woman returned the cigarette to the man.

"Promise me you won't smoke the last three."

The man was speechless for a moment, and his heart was filled with emotion.

In addition to smirking at women, I just keep nodding my head.

Even if men are asked to go up and down the mountain to light a fire, men are very willing.

Women all know that quitting smoking doesn't happen overnight.

Women try their best to help men quit smoking.

I bought candy and medicine to quit smoking, but it still didn't get better.

"Why don't I learn to smoke first, then quit smoking, and then teach you to quit smoking, okay?"

"Don't be silly, nobody does that." The man hit the woman on the head.

"Maybe there will be?" This woman has decided.

"If you can't even smoke, why force yourself to do something you don't want to do?"

"Then how can you quit smoking successfully?" Women are worried.

"I have tried my best." A man touches a woman's head.

"I don't want to lose you. . . "The woman began to cry.

When I was shopping in the city center, I saw a camera machine.

The woman dragged the man to the machine, threw a coin and took two photos.

And stuff it in a man's wallet.

"When you want to smoke, please look at me in the photo."

After struggling for a long time, the men around me are tired of giving up smoking.

Finally broke up.

The man cried quietly by the phone all night.

After the woman fell asleep, the man hung up. Ended this relationship.

In an instant, men disappeared in life, and the problem of quitting smoking disappeared.

Women's lives are particularly easy, but they feel that something is missing.

Someone is smoking around, and there is a smell of smoke.

Women miss the smell of men's arms. That's tobacco.

I miss the smell of men trying to hide. That's tobacco.

The smell of tobacco is the smell of men.

The woman began to smoke the first cigarette. The feeling of missing a man is particularly strong.

The woman filled the room with a second whirring smoke.

Even the sheets seem to have become the sheets of men that women used to hate.

Finally, women can only sleep peacefully if they smell the overflow of tobacco.

Day after day, women cannot live without cigarettes.

Whether it is addiction or addiction, everything is not so clear.

All women know is smoking.

A year later, they met in the street.

Like long-lost friends, they went to the seaside to catch up.

In contrast, women have become much haggard.

The man feels a little distressed, and he knows it's all because of him.

The woman lit a cigarette.

"Do you smoke?" The man looked at the woman in surprise.

"well. Do you want it? " The woman took a deep breath and handed the man a pack of cigarettes.

"No, I quit."

"oh? When did you resign? " Women are surprised that men did it.

"Six months ago, for a person I love."

The woman didn't respond. The smoke between your fingers is shaking.

For many years, I have been trying to find a man to quit smoking, but after breaking up, he is no match for the man I met six months ago.

Women feel like a complete failure.

So, I silently finished smoking the rest of the cigarettes.

"What about you? When did you smoke it? "

"A year ago, for someone I love."

"That. . . Do you want to help men quit smoking? " Men think someone has taken their place.

"No, that's the smell of my attachment to men."

Is it a man? They just broke up a year ago. Men are speculating.

The man opened his wallet and showed the woman the label inside.

"This is the person I gave up smoking for her. Because I want to go back to her. "

The woman looked at the man and tears rolled down her cheeks from the corner of her eyes.

The man said slowly, "I quit smoking." Now let me teach you to quit smoking, ok? "