Wechat chat sister's routine love story

1. "Dear, do you know why eating too much salt makes it salty?" "Because salt itself is salty." "Because I am free, I can have more time to miss you." 2. "I always sneeze recently" and "Why?" "Because I think of you when I sneeze" 3. "I think you are getting better and better" "Really?" "Yes!" "Then why didn't you say I looked good before?" "It's different now!" "What's different?" "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" 4. "Everyone will like himself." "Then you are really my rival in love." 5. "Hold the air if you miss me." "Why?" Because my love for you is everywhere. I think you look like a relative of mine? What relatives? "My mother's daughter-in-law" 7. "Let's be friends." Why? "Because we are going to love." I hope one day. "I love you. Write it backwards." 8. "I ordered takeout for you" "Huh? What did you order? " "I like you a little" 9. "If you were a painter, what do you think I would be?" "What occupation?" "Illustrator" 1. "Do you know?" "Since I met you, I have become less tidy!" "Why!" Because I love you, I can't get rid of it. 11. Little sister, why do you like to eat sugar? Because sugar is sweet? But I don't think sugar is so sweet. Why? Because sugar is not as sweet as you. 12. Your mother is not easy. "What's the matter?" "It's not easy to pull you up so much." "It's not easy." "In order to make your mother relaxed, I am willing to take this burden from your mother!" 13. "All the hard things I said to you." "It's all love stories." 14. "Am I getting fat?" "The fat place is fat, and the place is crazy. After all, I have never touched it, and I dare not touch it. " 15. "Hey, how long have you been single?" "From your mother's womb to now" "Sorry to have kept you waiting" pick up hot chicks routine 1. "What kind of set meal do you like?" "KFC, McDonnell Douglas set meal is ok" "No, you are my exclusive set meal" 2. "You are so special today" "What's so special?" Don't make me love it. 3. This selfie is really ugly. Well, it's not as good as one tenth of yourself. 4. Are you in a good mood? Lend me a few days. Mine is broken. 5. You are a fruit, so what am I? "What?" "I'm a juicer, so I can squeeze you dry." 6. "I thought of you after looking in the mirror this morning." "Why?" "I always want to give you the best, so I want to give it to you every time I see something good." 7. "I often feel that life is short when I meet you." "What's wrong with me?" The sweet places in life are longer. 8. Where are you now? At home? 9. What does husband mean? "Husband", "I remember it was a wife." "Obviously a husband!" Wife "husband!" Wife! I'm going to take a shower. Wait. Why? I'm afraid I won't wash with you. What do you mean? Why do you always get full marks in my heart? 12. "I don't care about you at all" ... "I care about you in my heart" 13. "Come and look at my eyes!" "There is nothing in my eyes." "No, there are people I like! 14. "Are you busy" "No" "Then you are busy thinking about me" 15. "Are you nearsighted?" "Not nearsighted!" "Then why can't you see that I like you?" Wechat chat sister's routine love story 2 1. I used to be arrogant and lost in your sweetness 2. You'd better have nothing and let me be all of you 3. When I am hungry, I always want to sneak a look at you, probably because it is delicious. 4. What kind of flowers are there? Come and plant strawberries with me. 5. I like you, and I like some people at all times, when they are like you occasionally. 6, things always have to be divided before and after, you are the whole world, 7, no matter how good others are, I am different, I am yours, 8, I prefer to be with you every day, because I want to accompany you through all the nights! 9. Time can't quench the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, until forever. 1. I will live to be 2 years old, I will change seventy-two, the sun will explode and I love you. Only one of these things is true. 11. You don't have to contact each other every day. You know he won't leave. He knows you won't change. It's probably the best love. 12. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night and you light up my heart. 13. For me, the hardest thing to solve is how to miss you. 14. If that person ever appeared in the world, everyone else would make do, and I don't want to make do. 15. Guess what uniform I like and I am subdued by you. 16. The harder I love, the more powerless I am to you. Your every move completely affects my mood! 17. Can I call you you so that I can keep you in my heart? 18. I love you, in any form, for any reason, and I miss you, in any place, at any time. 19. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. 2. Do you know what is in the eyes of lovers? Xi Shi! No, there you are! 21. The world is so big, and the place I really want to stay is by your side. 22. After walking so many roads, seeing so many scenery and meeting so many people, I found that you are the cutest. 23. Do you know what is the best wine to drink? Forever and ever 24. A city is noisy again. Without you, it is an empty city. No matter how strange a corner is, having you is a home. 25, you are not a nobody, you are here with me, it is all the weather and mood. 26, I hate all the weather except sunny days, but if you come to the storm, I will accompany you. 27. I don't know the reason why I love you, but I know that the reason why I don't love others is to love you. Wechat girl's routine love story 3 1. It's you who makes me wait forever, and Qian Shan pursues it in thousands of waters, rejoices in silence and is sweet in staying together. To love you is to accompany you all the way to the end, never abandon or doubt, for life. 2. ★ A short meeting is our fate in this life. Can long thoughts cross Qian Shan? You appear in my dreams every night, and you are always in my heart from afar. 3. I constantly denied myself and affirmed myself, and I kept growing. I hope that this time I can bear everything and care for your heart. I want to tell you that Zhong loves you all your life. This is not a promise, but a heartfelt wish. You will be a secret and sweet memory in my heart and an angel of my years. 4. whose hearts are stacked with each other, leaving traces of love; Who and whose name, silently repeating sweet feelings; Letters from who to whom are piled with sadness about separation; My love with you will only last forever! 5. If I love you, I will feel very warm if your place is simple. If I love you, I will be very sweet if you ride a motorcycle. I can hug your waist to warm people's hearts. If I love you, I will find it interesting for you to eat roadside stalls. It is very simple for me to love someone. The only condition is that I "love" you. 6. "If I have a child with you, what do you think it will be?" "What seat? Gemini? " "No, our masterpiece." 7. Taste a soft glutinous rice dumpling skin to make you safe, healthy and relaxed; Chewing a sweet dumpling stuffing will make you lucky and happy; A sip of hot glutinous rice balls will make you happy and refreshed. May you eat a bowl of glutinous rice balls, and your whole family will be beautiful and round. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival! 8, this is hidden in the bottom of my heart can't show people's warmth, and I, like the tenderness of pain, because, with happiness and happiness, it's true, I frown, but it's on my mind ... 9. What's the evening yesterday? Looking forward to Tanabata day and night. Tanabata ritual is better than New Year's Eve, and it is lingering in this evening. Blessing is in the morning and evening. I wish you a happy heart, love is sweeter than yesterday, and Tanabata will never stop! 1. The same quality is smarter than price; The same price is more cost-effective than quality. The same life is better than happiness and freedom; The same feelings are longer than giving! I wish grassroots love a long time! 11. He tried it out intentionally or unintentionally, and she answered half-truthfully, and how many truths have been told in a joking way in her life. Routine love story 1. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: it is covered by habit; Confused by time; Be consumed by inertia. 2. Ask those sweet newlyweds, and you will know that sometimes love and marriage can be owned together. The so-called marriage is the grave of love. It can only be said that both sides don't know how to manage love. I believe that before two people decide to get married, both sides must have feelings for each other, but the days after marriage make love dull. This is only because after marriage, both men and women put aside the romance in love and devoted themselves to work. Those unmarried girls should never get married for some purpose. Marriage is a very simple matter. Don't make it so complicated. I believe every girl is eager for love. When a girl meets the person she loves deeply, she will find that if she wants to be with him, it may not matter whether she is rich or poor or whether she is alive or dead. Girls should not get married just to get married, nor should they get married just to get a certain life. 3. Blame you for being too beautiful, like a poisonous snake tightening their relationship. 4, 2 The partner you need is the one who can stand side by side with you at the bow, sing the scenery on both sides of the strait, and hold your hand tightly in the stormy waves. In other words, it is better that he is not the stormy waves you have to deal with. 5. People's tears represent kindness, ghosts' tears represent rebirth, and angels' tears represent aborted love. 6. Please listen to every sweet word that you can't hear in your ears. I will say good night to you with my heart. 7. Some people have no hope of falling in love. blx like you will never taste the sweetness of love. 8. You asked me how much I love you, and my weight represents my heart! ! 9. Your happiness is exclusively sponsored by me: your pain is exclusively borne by me; I own your happiness exclusively; Your thoughts, I accept exclusively: your temper, I bear exclusively: your life, I accompany exclusively. 1. Sweet words are still ringing in my ears, but you are no longer with me. 11. "There are always people who accompany you crazy, silly and mature until you grow up. Even if the whole world is swearing at you, I will tell you love words for the rest of my life."