What jokes and tips do you have for the Basic Five-subject Competition?

Zhao Mingyi is the only one who dares to answer questions and answers them wrong every time. He is very tall; His face is blue and white, and his hands are often burned by acid and alkali; A disheveled and colorful hair. Although wearing a school uniform, it is dirty and torn. It seems that it hasn't been mended or washed for more than ten years. When he talks to people, he always talks about uranium, technetium and palladium, which makes people half understand. Because his surname is Zhao, someone else gave a nickname to someone in the post bar from the article "Big Sb" that he didn't understand. As soon as Zhao Mingyi posted it, everyone who posted it looked at him and smiled. Someone shouted: "Zhao Mingyi, you have added a new scar on your hand!" He didn't answer, but said to the post bar, "You have to listen to me." He began to publish his new findings. They shouted loudly on purpose: "You must have helped people answer questions again!" Zhao Mingyi opened his eyes and said, "How can you make people innocent out of thin air ..." "What innocence? I saw you answer questions with your own eyes the day before yesterday, and you were still sitting and being scolded. " Zhao Mingyi blushed and the veins stood out on his forehead, arguing that "helping people answer questions is not cheating ... answer the question! ..... Science, can you be cheated? " It's hard to understand what "powder absorbs electrons" and what "super hydrochloric acid" are, which makes everyone laugh: the post bar is full of happy air inside and outside.

Listening to people talking behind their backs, Zhao Mingyi also went to school, but in the end he didn't learn well and he couldn't teach himself. So it intensified and became big antimony. Fortunately, I have a relative in Baidu, so I mixed an ID and got some questions. Unfortunately, he also has a bad temper, that is, he is good at answering questions. After sitting for less than a few days, even the bar owner and his members disappeared into the post bar. Indeed, several times, no one listened to his lecture. Zhao Mingyi has no way, so it is inevitable to do some physics problems occasionally. But in our bar, his character is better than others, that is, he never explodes; Although I answered people's questions from time to time and temporarily blacklisted them, within a week, I made a confession and crossed Zhao Mingyi's name off the blacklist.