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1. I am a person of status. What is a man of status? People with ID cards are people with identity!

Although I am not a celebrity friend, I have never been to countries around us, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore and Russia.

3, you are so ugly, you still come out for a walk and stay at home! Just watching you hit a tree!

Oh, dear, I really want my small bag. 320.。 . . After discount 15

I think you look young. This cosmetic is very effective. Who can tell when you look at a 60-year-old man?

Who among sixty people hasn't opened a flower?

Yes, the cactus blooms once every sixty years.

I went to the night market that day. When I saw a dress, I asked, how much is this dress?

80

Do you sell at 35?

Sell!

I said no, let's go!

7. Others say that I am poor-looking, but my mother is very rare. My mother said that when I was a child, she took me to the park to play. Many old people surrounded my mother and asked,' Sister, where did you buy this monkey? Now I have grown up.

8. Brother, I just looked at you and felt like the sea!

Sister, don't you care about me? Don't you love me?

Brother, don't get me wrong. I have been seasick since I was a child, and I feel sick when I look at the sea.

9. If you become famous, you should develop slowly. Look at this dress I'm wearing. Hey, you said that my red color is not good with big green. Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store.

10, four or five big men chased me and I ran to a grave. They saw me lying motionless on a grave and asked me what was going on. I said, I'm home. Are you still chasing me? Scared them away! After he ran away, I saw an old man digging a tombstone with that hammer, so I asked, "What are you digging, uncle?" Listen to the uncle said: I don't know who wrote the name wrong, I'll come up and change it!

1 1, just a friend ~ it's okay ... I just like shopping. Well, I'm just browsing ... hey, I won't look back ... I'm just walking ... and dancing after that ~ ~ That's naughty ~ ~.

12,-I've had enough with you in my life. I must find a prince riding a white horse in my next life.

It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. Tang Priest sometimes rides a white horse.

-Tang Priest is better than you! !

Yes, you can't eat meat if you can.

Actually, Valentine's Day is very short. One hand lets go, a lover tears ~ ~ One hand can't let go, and a bunch of lovers cry ~ ~ What is the most painful thing in life, do you know? I won't spend Valentine's Day with you! ; Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? All lovers are looking for you on Valentine's Day, howling. What is the most painful thing? "The gift is ready, the lover has it, but the wife has found it ... howling ~ ~ ~?

Valentine's day, in fact, can also be very short, one hand is pulled and one hand is loosened, and the lover is not hung up ~ ~

If you can't let go, your lover will become a wife, hang up ~ ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? Valentine's day is not spent with lovers!

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? All lovers are looking for you on Valentine's Day!

Do you know what is the most painful thing? On Valentine's Day, your lover is with someone else. ...

Valentine's day is actually very short ~ ~ ~

When the hand is pulled loose, the lover is gone. Howl ~ ~

If you can't let go, you will become a wife. Howl ~ ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day?

It means "spend time with your lover and don't even let your hand pull."

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day?

It means "the hand is finished, and the lover and others have passed."

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day?

Walking in the street, holding the hand of the little lover, I met my wife holding the hand of others.

In fact, the working day is very short. As soon as the computer was turned on and off, the day passed. Howl ~?

The computer is on and off, and another day has passed, howling ~?

As soon as the computer is turned off, it can't be opened, and the contract expires again, huh?

Do you know what is the most painful thing on the day of work? It means "off duty, the work is not finished yet!" "

Do you know what is the most painful thing on the day of work? I haven't finished my work yet. I'm finished.

"The most painful thing is that there is no work to do at work, and I will go to work soon."

Do you know what is the most painful thing on the day of work? I didn't go to work at work, I didn't go to work after work, and I called to tell you to live when I got home from work.

1, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a beauty.

If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

3. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that beauty can be so single-minded!

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

Get off the line at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

6, sit with a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses!

7, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!

8. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!

Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head.

10, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...

1 1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea.

13, looks really creative and lives really bravely!

14, the species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

15, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

16, as long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class.

17, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.

18, when the hardware can also be copied!

19, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple. ...

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

2 1, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

22. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

23. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

24. Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?

25. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

26. It is better to sleep while watching TV in bed.

27. Give me a fulcrum, and I will put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

28. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

29. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

30. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

3 1, I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

32, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired ah, or China.

33, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, kneeling and electric heating really can't stand it!

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

35. I definitely don't feel a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

Reading a newspaper in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.

37. If the son is disobedient, he can fight properly, otherwise he will not show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the case in Taiwan Province Province.

38. For my mother's birthday, it is better to send two bundles of bones to cook, at least as a snack.

39. Unless the country changes its monogamy, I won't meet netizens.

40. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

4 1, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!

Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will feel miserable. ...

43. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

44. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

45. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

46. Grandpa comes from his grandson ...

47. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie!

48. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

49, Bugs and Patches Qi Fei, blue screen of death Color!

50. It is normal to eat the metal line of washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking. ...

5 1, women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women ... how many numbers do you have?

52. Don't hang yourself on a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees ...-If you die, you will die completely!

53, on impulse, the later crisis!

54. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

55. I argued with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "The Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that whales are not fish.

56. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

57. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

58. Life can't be like cooking. All the ingredients are ready before cooking.

59. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

60. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

6 1, there is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever. ...

62. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So be realistic. ...

63. Don't be afraid that your enemies are like tigers, but your teammates are like pigs!

64. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but I put them in a pot to stew soup. ...

66. Pay more attention to Three Gorges Online, and you can share more classic inventory.

67. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

68. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

69. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

70. The lowest goal of contemporary college students-peasant women. Mountain spring. A small field!

7 1, the bank said, "This is in line with international practice!" When he was in service, he said: "We must consider China's national conditions!"

72, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

73. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

75, life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

76. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It". ...

77. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do!

78. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

79. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!

80. What can I do to kill your lover ...

8 1, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

83, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

84. The teacher is ruthless and I have feelings.

I love you! What do you care?

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

88. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

89. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

90. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference.

9 1, I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: Dad!

92. Women should remember that they must eat well, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our house, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

93. Friends around you, become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well. ...

94. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

95. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

96. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

97. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

98. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!

99. When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, eat him.

100, let's meet again in a few decades, and send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

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