Funny jokes, who has posted a few, with few words?

1. The younger son is very brave when fighting with others. Once, my son asked his father if he also liked to fight with others when he was a child. The father said: "I dare not." The son said: "Why?" The father said: "I can't beat him." The son said: "Then why didn't you call me to go!"

2. A couple getting married. They had been married for many years and were sleeping until midnight. The husband suddenly turned around and hugged his wife tightly, saying: This life is too short. The wife woke up and was moved to tears. The husband then said: I can’t even cover my feet!

3. In the physics self-study class, the students were all doing homework. The teacher said: "If you have any questions, just ask me!" A classmate walked over and said: "Teacher, where is Newton's hair?" Hot? ”

4. My boyfriend went to have a wedding banquet, and there was a sudden power outage during the dinner. Everyone was worried that someone would steal the food, so they all suggested clapping and singing. While they were clapping, the electricity suddenly came on. When everyone saw it, one person was picking up food with one hand and slapping himself with the other.

5. Girlfriend: "Dear, I just heard a report that there is a car driving the wrong way on the highway. You have to be careful!" Boyfriend: "One? I think there are more than a hundred!"

6. The hunting dog chased the rabbit and couldn't catch it for a long time, so he asked: "Usually you can't run as fast as me. Why are you so fast today?" The rabbit said: "To you, it's just a speed. A meal means a life to me."

7. Ask a man and a woman: If you see Meng Po soup at Naihe Bridge after death, what would you say? What? Girlfriend: Don’t let me forget my loved ones, okay? Boyfriend: No coriander or chopped green onion, thank you!