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It's really embarrassing to wear a fake watch. what do you think?

What does it mean for a man to wear a watch? The answer that thousands of people are looking for!

Some people may ask, don't you have a mobile phone now? Why do men wear watches? In fact, men wear watches not only to see the time, but also to taste. In western movies, most men wear watches. Why do so many men wear watches?

The first reason for wearing a watch is an attitude.

When you need a watch, it shows that you cherish time. There used to be a joke that Hong Kong people couldn't find a job without wearing a watch, and the boss would think that you had no sense of time and could do nothing. So Hong Kong people can go to work without a suit, but not without a watch. If you don't believe me, you can just look through the best-selling books in the bookstore about how to get rich. Almost all books that teach you how to get rich will point out the fundamental difference between the rich and the poor in treating time: the poor don't have much time, they can waste and kill it casually when they are young, but they can accomplish nothing when they are old. The rich want nothing but time. He doesn't have enough time. His time is spent on realizing his ideal. Can he not be rich? Why did the boss choose a worker wearing a watch? Because this man values his time, he will certainly be very efficient.

The second reason for wearing a watch is taste

Many people say, since you have a mobile phone, why bring a watch! Is there no time on the mobile phone? It's not unnecessary. Look at the mobile phone. It is better to buy something else than spend money on a watch. Let's not say that watches have the function of decoration and foil masculinity. We use an example of buying a watch to illustrate that when a man comes to pick a watch, he looks smart, smart and simple. Click Select, click Pay, and when you cut the watch chain, listen to him say, "I left my watch in the hotel, so it's inconvenient not to bring it back." I asked casually what was inconvenient. He said the meeting was inconvenient, and the boss was very upset that you took out your mobile phone to check the time. I said reasonable. Secondly, he said that you went out to meet customers, took out your mobile phone from your pocket and turned it on to look at the time, which was very tasteless. What I said is also true. He said that it is not convenient to take out his mobile phone to check the time on many occasions. This is a man's understanding of taste. I remember a beautiful woman asking me this question. Do you know what I saw when I first saw a man? I asked, "See what?" The beauty replied, "See if he wears a watch." Interesting, isn't it? Who has better taste than a man who holds time in his hands?

The third reason to wear a watch is safety.

Watches have nothing to do with safety. I thought it was funny at first, but I really heard this in the process of repairing the watch, and the safety problems mentioned by more than N people are the following two points: A said: I came to buy the watch because I drive a lot, so it is convenient and safe to watch the time. B said: I just like heavy metal all-steel watches, which can block several knives at critical times. ) The first one is easy to understand. Look at the time when driving, just take a look. Really convenient and safe. The second one is funny, but it makes sense when you think about it. You really have an emergency outside. You are unarmed, maybe this iron bar in your hand has blocked a fatal blow for you. It seems that many film and television works do this. The bullet was blocked by a pocket watch, and 007 was caught naked, relying on a watch in his hand to get out of trouble.