Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence-humor and wit

Chatting and coaxing is a compulsory course for every boy. Whether the girl is angry or the chat atmosphere is dull, coaxing is a good way to resolve the embarrassment. If you can't deceive people, below, I will share some deceptive sentences with you.

First, deceptive sentences with high emotional intelligence

1. Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world.

Why not be the first one?

Man: I am the happiest person with you!

M: I have a toothache recently.

W: Why?

M: Because I often miss you at night, I feel so sweet and rotten.

Is your father a thief?

Woman: No.

Man: Then how can he steal bright stars and put them in your eyes?

Your legs must be very tired, right?

W: Why?

Because you've been running around in my head all day.

She said look at her clothes label when you are doing something.

Answer: Just to see if you are made in heaven?

6.M: I hope you know CPR.

W: Why?

Man: Because you are so beautiful, I stopped breathing.

7.M: I fell in love with a woman.

Woman: She must be beautiful!

Man: You are too narcissistic.

8.m: It's raining heavily today.

Woman: Yes! Yes!

Man: That's because God is drooling over you.

9.m: There must be something wrong with my eyes.

W: Why?

Man: I can't take my eyes off you.

10. When a girl looks at you,

Man: Please give it back to me!

Woman: What!

Man: My heart, you took it away with your eyes!

Of course, these topics may only help you for a while, so if you want to chat and deceive people, you must learn to cultivate your sense of humor. Next, I will share with you another way to cultivate a sense of humor.

Second, ways to cultivate a sense of humor

1. Misunderstanding

For example, if a sister feels her feet are a little sore, you can ask her, "What's the matter, did you step on a lemon?"

My sister asked you, "Do I hate it?" You replied, "Yes, I never get tired of hearing it."

Sister asks if you have a girlfriend, and you answer "Why?" Sister went on to say, "Just asking." You replied, "I didn't expect you to be such a casual person."

Laugh at yourself

Self-mockery is taking the initiative to accept your own shortcomings and not avoiding the stupid things you have done. When Ma Yun gave a speech, in order to close the distance with the audience, he also deliberately eliminated the aura of his height through self-mockery and shared some of his tragic experiences.

For example, he once applied for a job as a waiter in McDonald's, but he was rejected because he was ugly.

For example, if you gain weight, you can say, "My God, my clothes have become thinner."

turn round

Turning is a common humorous technique, such as:

I went to buy a car yesterday. I chose the most coquettish red for the latest Ferrari. It's really cool. The boss was very kind and gave me two No.5 batteries.

Today, the house looks good, the apartment is very good, and the surrounding environment is very good, just waiting for the two-color ball lottery.

I admire those cold-blooded people who just left, so I can't ... I'll bring something delicious when I leave.

I eat by my face, which is why I am so thin now.

When you cultivate a sense of humor, you can not only make girls happy, but also help you deal with interpersonal relationships better.