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What if the other party says I haven't drunk Wang Laoji?

I have never drunk Wang Laoji, and I will never drink it again.

D5

2008-05-29 18:39:39

"Dude, come to Wang Can Laoji!"

"Thank you, I can't get used to it. Let's open a bottle of beer. "

"Depend, your ya consciousness is really low!"

"Ha ha, my consciousness is not high, but I am in good health. Is there anything wrong with drinking that thing? "

"Did you donate it?"

"I took a tube and donated 300."

Yesterday, I went to a friend's house and had a talk with my host.

Wang Laoji's expenditure of1000000 at the disaster relief fund-raising meeting became the object of national pursuit overnight. Originally a relatively wide range of consumer groups, but also a sharp increase in a large number of hot-blooded young people. The slogan that Chinese people are familiar with seems more appropriate if it is replaced by: getting angry and drinking Wang Laoji.

Through a series of observations in this disaster relief activity, I finally found out why Wang Laoji has such a big market in China.

First of all, a considerable number of people in China are warm-blooded and easy to get angry. One-time donation from XX Beverage Company 1 100 million yuan. You donate 100 million, and we will let you earn 10 billion! Even if you don't get rich! In this way, no matter whether I need to drink something with bad fire, whether I usually drink sugar water or not, even if I have diabetes, the supermarket will move two pieces first, so I support one piece. XX singer, with such a big wrist, just took out 5W and stopped listening to his songs. XX real estate developer only paid 200 yuan in total, and told employees not to donate more than 10, and no one will buy his house in the future! Everyone's anger is strong. I can't wait to listen to Wang Laoji who just took it out of the refrigerator and tried to put out the fire, even if it caused stomach chills. It is a simple truth that the harm to the body is small and the fire is big, and everyone still understands it.

Don't mention the motivation of donation (I believe there are quite a few enterprises or public figures whose donation behavior may contain some other factors besides goodwill). In fact, it is also a good thing for enterprises or celebrities to effectively promote their products or brands while practicing social responsibility.

Donation itself is a good thing. No matter how big or small, it is good. Since it is good, everyone should appreciate it. Not to mention: how can you be so good? With your strength, you can do better.