Funny joke about his wife's anger?

1, wife, husband will go back later. Listen to your wife and don't stay up late! !

2. The sea will dry up and the stones will rot. My love for you will never change.

3. Wife … I'm really stupid. You are angry. I don't know how to make you happy. But you are really the most beautiful woman in my heart, with the gentlest temper, the best cooking, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. I'm really lucky to marry you. I'm really happy.

4, wife, I love you ~ ~ ~ in this life ~ ~ next life ~ ~

A wife is a person who loves you forever but refuses to express it anyway.

6. Honey, don't cry. You know, if you cry for one minute, my life will be shortened by one day. If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days. Now that you have been crying for a few minutes, I will live a few months less. Honey, I will leave before you, but it can be redeemed. Because if you laugh for a minute, I'll live another day.

7. The wife is the one who counts the footprints of raindrops with you in the wind and rain, and then seriously says "Don't do it next time" for your health.

8. A wife is someone who engraves your promise in her heart, but she still keeps asking you questions and doesn't regret it.

9. The wife is the one who lets you gently carry her on the road, walk at the same pace as you, and let the affectionate footprints be engraved on your heart everywhere.

10, the wife is the person who keeps reminding you not to be late for work in bed, but can't help but wet her back with tears.